Shanina Shaik

READER FINDS: Tove Lo Bares Her Funbag, Shanina Shaik Nip Slip, Rachel Mortenson Cleavtastic, and Much Much More…

 
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Hey, kids, what time is it? Only Uncle Bill’s favorite time of the week. When I don my hypoallergenic latex gloves and extra from our velveteen satchel the tidings of this past week, transmitted by you to me for you. You may sigh when seeing monkeys raising abandoned kittens on the Internet, I sigh at the benevolent gesture of nature’s human denizen sharing wonderments of the world’s most beautiful women, past and present, in various state of undress. To each their own. Though I suppose you could revel in both, I’d just keep the monkey cat thing quiet.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Shanina Shaik slipping nip in GQ Italy (thank you kindly EgoReader ‘Detente’), Cailin Russo topless and bare bottom goodness in just a towel (niceties provided by ‘Ben A.’), Cecelia Rodriguez topless sultry in calendar form (muchas gracias para Cecelia goes out to ‘Raymond’), Genevieve Picot in topless Euro skinematics (kudos to ‘Aria’), Imogen Poots underrated blonde hotness in Elle Belgium (wondrous find by ‘Devon’), Kate Mara intoxicatingly cleavetastic for Glamour (love me some Kate M., thanks ‘Robert L.’), Marjorie Levesque wicked hot and quite nearly topless (tossed into the octagon by ‘Stevie’), Nathalie Emmanuelle booty show on the small screen (oh, cheeks of heaven via ‘Dezzy’), thespianic Nicole Fox baring boobtastic for the sake of the script (Fox’s peaches courtesy of ‘Elena W.’), Rachel Mortenenson sideboob and cleavetastc hotness (Rachel is super fine, and ‘Yorell’ is super kind for sharing), odd but brave Tilda Swinton topless skinematics (thank you much muchly to ‘Aaron’), Toni Collette also dramatically topless (boobs of a feather, via ‘David R.’), Indonesian-American model Charlotte Carey topless and Katrina Elizabeth tennis tubes bared and Sophie Marceau nipple-licious peek (provided forthright by ‘David M.’), underrated hottie Madeleine Stowe topless in a classic (loved me some Maddy, thanks ‘Pinto’), Rachel Korine topless direction from her filmmaking husband (adored me those Springbreakers, kudos to ‘Anthony’), pop star Tove Lo flashing her bare breast in support of the nipple at Rock ‘N Rio in Vegas (much thanks to a ton of you who saw this blessed boob), and last, but not least, 80′s sextastic icon Bo Derek flashing her Funions in one of her memorably faptastic film roles (well done, ‘Terry T.’). It’s a lot, but a lot is so much better than a little in the world of never enough. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio and a Bevy More Angels Backstage at the UK Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show


The lovely ladies of lingerie heaven moved over to the British Isles for the U.K. version of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. The British girls love their silk and lace quite a bit too, don’t you know. So Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio and a gaggle full of the world’s hottest lingerie models shipped themselves and their bra and panties over to England for a show of sextastic and elastic.

For some reason only me and my imaginary older man friend Bert truly know, I really love the look of the girls backstage in their kimonos perhaps even more than the show itself. Something naughty and cheeky about visiting these wicked hot women whilst prepping for their catwalk. Maybe it’s the idea of peeking where I don’t belong, or just that all my perfect job search result lead me to be oil boy backstage at a lingerie show, but I just feel at home. Oh, that this were my home. Enjoy.

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Shanina Shaik In A White Bikini Top In Ibiza

Australian Victoria’s Secret model Shanina Shaik showed off her ta-tas in a revealing white bikini top on a yacht in Ibiza. Shanina is strikingly beautiful. Like, causing car accidents while walking down the street hot. There is some deep cleavage action as well as a glimpse at her amazingly well-toned stomach. She’s also wearing a pair of white cut-offs which allows us a look at her long legs. See, this is why models tend to be taller women. You can’t beat a good pair of legs and Shanina has got a pretty magnificent set. I’m not sure what’s going on in Ibiza right now. Every day it seems that we’re writing about hot chicks on yachts in Ibiza. I guess it’s just hot chicks on yachts party season on the island right now.

Then again, what’s the point in having a yacht if it doesn’t have hot chicks on it? Sailing? Who cares? It’s all about the hot chicks in bikinis on the starboard side.

Shanina Shaik Could Use a Little Love, So I Intend to Love Her a Little More

The multiethnic hottie from Down Under, Shanina Shaik was showing off her naturally alluring talents for Free People Swimwear, which I assume isn’t free to buy, but you are free to ogle Shanina Shaik, which is plenty sweet enough a deal for me. Oh, those sultry features on display in skimpy swimwear. I might need to free my own people if you know what I’m saying, and even I really don’t.

Shanina Shaik could use a little more appreciation I thin as a top flight and world class sextastic hottie. We don’t see her that often, but every time we do, I’m reminded of just how badly I want to cover her buns with room temperature butter and play griddle master. Shanina, you are amazing. Enjoy.

Shanina Shaik Smoking Hot in Lingerie

I really and truly am in deep superficial lust with Shanina Shaik, the multicultural wonder from Down Under who models lingerie like a hot female champ.

Shanina has all the right curves in the all the right places, not a stick thin model, but a girl with some softness to her fine female form, accentuated perfectly by little bits of silky underthings. Well, near perfectly. Perfect would be no clothes at all, naturally. But I wouldn’t complain if for some reason known only to Fate I found Shanina in her shiny bra and panties in my boudoir. C’mon, Fate, I so deserve this. I’m ready. Enjoy

Shanina Shaik Bootyful for Victoria’s Secret Lingerie

Shanina Shaik really and truly is one underrated hottie. The Arabic-Lithuanian mix of multicultural sextastic from Down Under has an exotic glow, an amazingly hot body, and a come hither appeal that is downright entrancing. Throw in some little soft bras and panties to the mix and you have the makings of one memorable Victoria’s Secret lingerie shoots.

Someday, when I run my own lingerie line, Touched, By Bill, I will hire Shanina to be one of my fashion models, to strut down the runway in my largely crotchless collection, and show the world my creative stitching genius. I’ll also make sure to have a lot of that insurance you can buy in case you accidentally get too grabby one day at work. You know, in case Shanina gets grabby with me. Enjoy.

Shanina Shaik Lingerie Pictures Are The Next Hottest Thing

Aussie swimwear and lingerie model Shanina Shaik probably doesn’t get the credit she deserves for being just ridiculously hot.

Maybe it’s an offshoot of being a brunette model from Down Under, girls who could get lost in casting, but at just 22, Shanina and her Eurasian distinctive looks is producing all kinds of neck turning injuries among those checking her out. In pictorials like this modeling gig for Next Lingerie. Some bras, some panties, and a whole lot of lust inducement.

I’d buy panties off, err, from, this young lady. Enjoy.