Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson Detours to Milan on Her Road to Hottieville Recovery

It's been a long couple weeks for Scarlett Johansson, I mean, long awesome weeks for the ogling community with views of her topless cellphone pictures, but I suppose longer weeks for her wondering why she ever snapped nekkid type photos of herself to send to whoever she sent them to for whatever reason, ah, to be young and in love, and hitting the 'sext' button on your PDA until quenched.

However, hotness never lingers, and Scarlett took her clothed sextastic-self to Milan, where all the super looking women of the world have gathered the past several days in a communal pool of lust-inducement to pimp fashion, while men stand to the side and wonder why clothes exist for ladies in the first place. Life can be so confusing at times. Personally, I recommend for Scarlett a new non-Sean Penn boyfriend shtupping and the new 8-megapixel Samsung cell cams, you know, just in case she ever wants to get all Ansel Adams again. Enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson Nekkid Photo Scandal Has Her Going Undercover in The Big Apple

Scarlett Johansson has absolutely nothing to be ashamed of in regard to her nekkid self-photos, purportedly leaked this week across the Internet, and, now, quite quickly, being removed from the Internet one monstrous billable legal hour at a time. Okay, maybe she can blush a little for keeping nekkid photos of herself on her cellphone, while I was wise enough to delete all my personal furry cosplay cake shots months and months ago, but, well, thank goodness for little mental lapses.

Scarlett Johansson is hot. She's made a boat load of dough from being sexy. The fact that she prefers to hide her full hotness from her adoring and ogling public, well, that's a personal decision we can respect, while, of course, still begging her to change her mind with every fiber of our being. Sometimes, we wish all celebrities would be a bit more like Rihanna, and own their sexuality, and related drunken lusty mistakes therein, you know, like a strong, grown-up woman, but this doesn't mean for one second we won't be drooling into a lust puddle at Scarlett Johansson when we see her as Black Widow in The Avengers. We most assuredly will.

Now, Scarlett, we're sending you a smartphone with 8 Megapixel capacity in the mail, you know, on the off chance you get nekkid and snappy once more....

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Nicole Scherzinger gets her pleather on. (Idolator)

Heather Morris temporary boob job? (HuffPo)

Does Scarlett Johansson have the biggest photo scandal ever? (FoxNews)

Know your audience. (CollegeHumor)

Olivia Wilde looking hot. (Celebuzz)

Lost cameras mean found hot pictures. (TheChive)

Pia Toscano is ready to mingle. (TMZ)

Purported First Ever Nekkid Photos of Scarlett Johansson Leaked Online!

Egotastic! is here to advise and inform. And, occasionally, we luck into some good gravy on behalf of our readers.

The Internet is abuzz and agog this morning with purported nekkid photos of Scarlett Johansson, the lust of my personal life, and uber-sexy actress, who has never before appeared bodily fully-exposed in any form, other than perhaps for the eyes of former husband, Ryan Reynolds, or, lest we think about it, a brief rebound fling thing with Sean Penn. Who was the recipient of these self-shot photos? Well, we'd like to think just her doctor, maybe her rabbi.

Check out the alleged Scarlett Johansson nude pictures and decide, and or rejoice, for yourself as to their boobtastic authenticity.

Join in our Scarlett Johansson nekkid photo discussion on our Egotastic! Facebook Page, it's highly intellectual.

You can read more into the celebrity hacker scandal at TMZ.

Happy Bare Thigh to You

Pippa Middleton celebrates a leggy birthday. (DrunkenStepfather)

Anne Hathaway is taking names. (HuffPo)

Scarlett Johansson tries to sing and looks hot doing it. (HuffPo)

Incredibly dumb cheaters get busted. (CollegeHumor)

Hilary Duff works it while she's still got it. (Popoholic)

The latest on the Kim Kardashian sex tape. (TheSuperficial)

Girls getting wet. (TheChive)

Scarlett Johansson (as Sexy Black Widow) With Fellow Superheroes on the Set of The Avengers

Okay, no spoiler alerts needed this time, you fanboys all know what these Avengers look like from their previous, mostly craptastic individual films (save for Iron Man, the first, and one of the two Hulk reboots). But, let's put aside our mint-in-box action figure collectible minds momentarily to focus on the truly worthwhile cause of Scarlett Johansson, returned to us as Natasha Romanoff, a.k.a., Black Widow, with some seriously skin tight outfits and some seriously kick-ass boobtastic and junkside, all strapped into one butt-kicking bad-ass that I can not wait to see in unleashed fighter mode next May 4th.

Scarlett, let's consider it a date. Enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson Goes Old School Lingerie For Elle

I have a special fondness for French magazines. French fries and french magazines, those would be my top two franco things of all time, oh, okay, Sarkozy's wife to, so three things, but, if we were talking life long commitment, I'd fo with the magazines, followed closely by the fries. A prime example of why Frenchy magazines kick some ass -- this month's Elle magazine, featuring a not-often-seen-enough Scarlett Johansson in a wardrobe of a bit of old-school lingerie, flashing the look and the body that are permanently mimeographed onto the male regions of your brain. Not much finer than Scarlett, freshly single, boobtastic, and ready to mingle. Enjoy.

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