Nicole Scherzinger gets her pleather on. (Idolator)
Heather Morris temporary boob job? (HuffPo)
Does Scarlett Johansson have the biggest photo scandal ever? (FoxNews)
Know your audience. (CollegeHumor)
Olivia Wilde looking hot. (Celebuzz)
Lost cameras mean found hot pictures. (TheChive)
Pia Toscano is ready to mingle. (TMZ)
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The Internet is abuzz and agog this morning with purported nekkid photos of Scarlett Johansson, the lust of my personal life, and uber-sexy actress, who has never before appeared bodily fully-exposed in any form, other than perhaps for the eyes of former husband, Ryan Reynolds, or, lest we think about it, a brief rebound fling thing with Sean Penn. Who was the recipient of these self-shot photos? Well, we'd like to think just her doctor, maybe her rabbi.
Check out the alleged Scarlett Johansson nude pictures and decide, and or rejoice, for yourself as to their boobtastic authenticity.
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You can read more into the celebrity hacker scandal at TMZ.
Pippa Middleton celebrates a leggy birthday. (DrunkenStepfather)
Anne Hathaway is taking names. (HuffPo)
Scarlett Johansson tries to sing and looks hot doing it. (HuffPo)
Incredibly dumb cheaters get busted. (CollegeHumor)
Hilary Duff works it while she's still got it. (Popoholic)
The latest on the Kim Kardashian sex tape. (TheSuperficial)
Girls getting wet. (TheChive)
Okay, no spoiler alerts needed this time, you fanboys all know what these Avengers look like from their previous, mostly craptastic individual films (save for Iron Man, the first, and one of the two Hulk reboots). But, let's put aside our mint-in-box action figure collectible minds momentarily to focus on the truly worthwhile cause of Scarlett Johansson, returned to us as Natasha Romanoff, a.k.a., Black Widow, with some seriously skin tight outfits and some seriously kick-ass boobtastic and junkside, all strapped into one butt-kicking bad-ass that I can not wait to see in unleashed fighter mode next May 4th.
Scarlett, let's consider it a date. Enjoy.
I have a special fondness for French magazines. French fries and french magazines, those would be my top two franco things of all time, oh, okay, Sarkozy's wife to, so three things, but, if we were talking life long commitment, I'd fo with the magazines, followed closely by the fries. A prime example of why Frenchy magazines kick some ass -- this month's Elle magazine, featuring a not-often-seen-enough Scarlett Johansson in a wardrobe of a bit of old-school lingerie, flashing the look and the body that are permanently mimeographed onto the male regions of your brain. Not much finer than Scarlett, freshly single, boobtastic, and ready to mingle. Enjoy.
Scarlett Johansson is really one of the classic hotties of the past decade. Here's to hoping she shakes off the mini-landslide of the past six months that included her divorce from Ryan Reynolds and the rebound shacking up with Sean Penn, the latter of which remains inexplicable to me, mostly because every time I start to delve into the reasons why, I barf a little in my mouth.
Scarlett Johansson seems ready to return to the form and function that put her in the Top 10 sexy celebrities list of just about every man on the planet, hitting the gym in N.Y.C. in the cliche cover-up of the hat and sunglasses. Still, you can't hide awesome. Enjoy.
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Scarlett Johansson Nekkid Photo Scandal Has Her Going Undercover in The Big Apple
Scarlett Johansson has absolutely nothing to be ashamed of in regard to her nekkid self-photos, purportedly leaked this week across the Internet, and, now, quite quickly, being removed from the Internet one monstrous billable legal hour at a time. Okay, maybe she can blush a little for keeping nekkid photos of herself on her cellphone, while I was wise enough to delete all my personal furry cosplay cake shots months and months ago, but, well, thank goodness for little mental lapses.
Scarlett Johansson is hot. She's made a boat load of dough from being sexy. The fact that she prefers to hide her full hotness from her adoring and ogling public, well, that's a personal decision we can respect, while, of course, still begging her to change her mind with every fiber of our being. Sometimes, we wish all celebrities would be a bit more like Rihanna, and own their sexuality, and related drunken lusty mistakes therein, you know, like a strong, grown-up woman, but this doesn't mean for one second we won't be drooling into a lust puddle at Scarlett Johansson when we see her as Black Widow in The Avengers. We most assuredly will.
Now, Scarlett, we're sending you a smartphone with 8 Megapixel capacity in the mail, you know, on the off chance you get nekkid and snappy once more....