Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson Finally Gets Immortalized in Cement (She’s Long Been Immortalized in Our Libidos)

I suppose the cynical among us might see the Scarlett Johansson star ceremony on the Hollywood Walk of Fame as just another marketing ploy to pimp the shizz out of the release of The Avengers this coming Friday. And, yeah, we're cynical, so likely there was some kind of check going from Disney to the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce on this one. Not that our sextatstic delight Scarlett Johansson doesn't deserve many an accolade for her decade long run now of providing young female boobtastic on the silver screen. But we must say that a lifetime type achievement award seems a bit heavy for a 27-year old actress, although it did lead to her hotness out in public for the afternoon, so that was a big plus.

Long ago we awarded Scarlett with a place in the pantheon of the girls we will forever undress in our minds. And while Jeremy Renner was not there to introduce Scarlett for that particular award, we like to think she was equally honored. Enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson Cleavetastic Premiere Pics Have Us Drooling For More Black Widow

We really are having a tough time waiting for The Avengers to open in the U.S. here, a couple more weeks, and seeing photos of the cleavy Scarlett Johansson at the Moscow premiere for the film certainly isn't helping.

It's not so much that we can't wait to see Scarlett as Black Widow in the film as it is the almost certain to be nightly fun time dreams of her in that skintight costume making us perform all sorts of indecent acts. She's got just the right kind of body to turn even the most innocent of moments into the most tempting of fantasies. Oh, no, it's beginning already... enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson, Renee Olstead, and Audrina Patridge Drop the Tinsel Town Sexy at ‘The Avengers’ Premiere

Less than two weeks now until The Avengers hits the big screen and Hollywood threw a big old fashioned hottie bash last night at Graumann's Chinese Theater to celebrate the premiere. With Disney in lead ownership position, not only were the film stars present, but everybody connected to any Disney show anywhere in the history of time and space was pushed before the cameras in a major Mouse House pimptacular event. Still, we don't mind.

Not when the array of hotties grows even larger by sheer volume. Leading the pack last night in the sextastic red carpet department was Scarlett Johansson, natch, The Black Widow, who even though she's closed up her shell a bit since her rough times last year, can not hide her inner hotness. In addition to ScarJo, we found ourselves getting tingly over our former ginger crush, Renee Olstead, BBT starlet Cobie Smulders, pumpkin headed hottie, Audrina Patridge, and the latest Disney starlet pipeline future hottie, Bella Thorne, who is far too young to associate with tingles (but put them in a box for a few years down the road when we can pull them out again).

It was quite the thing last night. Expect a monumental box office showing from The Avengers. Enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson Named Winner of Mr. Skin Whack-It Bracket (And You Get the Real Prize)

 

You. Well, the supremely hot Scarlett Johansson and you.

Form the original list of 64 sextastic Hollywood hottie contenders, the field narrowed down through Mammarial March Madness, based on your votes, to finally name Scarlett Johansson the queen of all princess hotties in celebrity land. Hard to argue with the outcome.

And, to celebrate victory, and the great support from the readers of Egotastic!, Mr. Skin is offering our faithful denizen an offer too good to refuse -- 66% off the normal subscription price to Mr. Skin! That's a crazy sweet offer if you've ever had an inkling to check out the 200,000 plus images in the Mr. Skin cinematic flesh library, growing daily, now is most definitely the time.

Also, feel free to take a look back at the Sweet 16 all-star hotties from the Whack-It Bracket contest.

‘The Avengers’ First HD Movie Clip — Black Widow (VIDEO)

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Cousin Jonathan says that Black Widow is the lamest Avenger because she doesn't have any particularly special superpowers and I say that her power is being Scarlett Johansson, being super curvy hot and kicking ass.

So I punched him in the junk to drive home the point.

Check out this first released clip from the upcoming The Avengers and judge for yourself how special Black Widow is.

Scarlett Johansson Reappears Hottie Style in Overseas Ad for D&G

With Avengers set for its big way-early summer release on May 4th, you can count on seeing Scarlett Johansson in s butt-load of promotional magazine pictorials and talk show appearances and the like in the coming weeks, but the past several months for Scarlett, really since her nekkid photos hit the web, she's been very much on the down low. Which is sad. Because even though she was sad that the love of her life who she sent nekkid photos too ended up divorcing her last year, we do so love to ogle our Scarlett. The world needs her body now more than ever.

Thankfully, Scarlett still needs to pay the bills. And or her booking agents still need their commission checks. So we get the chance to see Scarlett Johansson looking all kinds of smoking hot in this photo series of ads for Dolce & Gabana, who I think sells expensive shoes or fishing poles or something. I care not for silly brands. But, I care mightily for ScarJo hotness. Take a gander. And, enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson Bikini Pictures for Your Blue Hawaiian Balls (of Fun)

Well, now this is a pleasant weekend surprise.

Okay, granted, seeing rare glimpses of super hot and curvy Scarlett Johansson in a little blue bikini on the Hawaiian islands is somewhat tempered by the fact that she's making out with her new boyfriend in several of the photos (we cut them, for the sake of the children). And, yes, there does appear to be a formation of some cheese d' cottage on the thigh area of Black Widow. But...this is Scarlett Johansson showing far more skin than she has since her team of high-priced attorneys had to go L.A. Law across the entire Internet last fall when her naughty self-published photos flew across the digisphere.

This is a good thing, the bikini candids I mean, not teams of attorneys on retainer. Enjoy.