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Scarlett Johansson Named Winner of Mr. Skin Whack-It Bracket (And You Get the Real Prize)

 

You. Well, the supremely hot Scarlett Johansson and you.

Form the original list of 64 sextastic Hollywood hottie contenders, the field narrowed down through Mammarial March Madness, based on your votes, to finally name Scarlett Johansson the queen of all princess hotties in celebrity land. Hard to argue with the outcome.

And, to celebrate victory, and the great support from the readers of Egotastic!, Mr. Skin is offering our faithful denizen an offer too good to refuse -- 66% off the normal subscription price to Mr. Skin! That's a crazy sweet offer if you've ever had an inkling to check out the 200,000 plus images in the Mr. Skin cinematic flesh library, growing daily, now is most definitely the time.

Also, feel free to take a look back at the Sweet 16 all-star hotties from the Whack-It Bracket contest.

‘The Avengers’ First HD Movie Clip — Black Widow (VIDEO)

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Cousin Jonathan says that Black Widow is the lamest Avenger because she doesn't have any particularly special superpowers and I say that her power is being Scarlett Johansson, being super curvy hot and kicking ass.

So I punched him in the junk to drive home the point.

Check out this first released clip from the upcoming The Avengers and judge for yourself how special Black Widow is.

Scarlett Johansson Reappears Hottie Style in Overseas Ad for D&G

With Avengers set for its big way-early summer release on May 4th, you can count on seeing Scarlett Johansson in s butt-load of promotional magazine pictorials and talk show appearances and the like in the coming weeks, but the past several months for Scarlett, really since her nekkid photos hit the web, she's been very much on the down low. Which is sad. Because even though she was sad that the love of her life who she sent nekkid photos too ended up divorcing her last year, we do so love to ogle our Scarlett. The world needs her body now more than ever.

Thankfully, Scarlett still needs to pay the bills. And or her booking agents still need their commission checks. So we get the chance to see Scarlett Johansson looking all kinds of smoking hot in this photo series of ads for Dolce & Gabana, who I think sells expensive shoes or fishing poles or something. I care not for silly brands. But, I care mightily for ScarJo hotness. Take a gander. And, enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson Bikini Pictures for Your Blue Hawaiian Balls (of Fun)

Well, now this is a pleasant weekend surprise.

Okay, granted, seeing rare glimpses of super hot and curvy Scarlett Johansson in a little blue bikini on the Hawaiian islands is somewhat tempered by the fact that she's making out with her new boyfriend in several of the photos (we cut them, for the sake of the children). And, yes, there does appear to be a formation of some cheese d' cottage on the thigh area of Black Widow. But...this is Scarlett Johansson showing far more skin than she has since her team of high-priced attorneys had to go L.A. Law across the entire Internet last fall when her naughty self-published photos flew across the digisphere.

This is a good thing, the bikini candids I mean, not teams of attorneys on retainer. Enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson Fruitastic Hot In Mango Promotion

Honestly, I'm still not even sure what the heck Mango is, I'm sure they sell something important like clothes or makeup or non-irritating feminine hygiene products, but I do know this -- they picked one heck of a spokesmodel to pimp their product. Scarlett Johansson had a wunderbar year in 2011, mostly thanks to her leaked topless photos (blessed be)), but also just being generally super hot and once again single Scarlett.

When The Avengers comes out this summer, she's certain to make a move once again to the top of the sextastic charts; of course, some more leaked photos could secure that title right here and now. Enjoy.

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Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba Sexy Glamourous Hot in ‘Beauty Book for Brain Cancer’

And not just Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, but Leighton Meester, Demi Lovato, Lindsay Lohan, Hayden Panettiere, and Hilary Duff. It's like a pantheon of sexy celebrities.

We previewed this 'Beauty Book for Brain Cancer' last week with the entries for Miley Cyrus looking all hot and grown up, now, unleash the veritable fountain of hotness this charity-raising book has to offer in terms of Tinsel Town babes looking all sleek and glamorous. If this isn't driving the grey matter of your mind to develop some brand new group-fun fantasies, you're not exercising your mind nearly enough. Enjoy.