Scarlett Johansson

Three-Way to Heaven

Bar Refaeli + Cameron Diaz + Naomi Campbell = The Dream. (GossipCenter)

The controversial Rihanna video that was too hot for an Irish farmer. (HuffPo)

Scarlett Johansson was a nagging wife. (FoxNews)

Let's all stare down Katie Holmes shirt. (TheSuperficial)

Stacy Kiebler taped up boobage. (Popoholic)

Nordic ice skating hottie, Kiira Korpi. (TheChive)

Jessica Alba goes shopping for pumpkins. (theFABlife)

Check out Diana Falzone covering New York ComicCon. (Paltalk)

Enjoying the View

I hate to see Ali Larter leave, but I love to watch her go. (Popoholic)

Sara Leal confesses! (HuffPo)

Meet new VH1 hottie, Carrie Keagan. (FoxNews)

Ashley Greene keeps that body tight. (GossipCenter)

Scarlett Johansson gets justice. (TMZ)

Mandy Moore nipple pokes. (DrunkenStepfather)

The Meatball Sub 4S. (CollegeHumor)

Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Body Suit Pretty Damn Deadly in The Avengers Trailer

Talk about being geeked to see a movie. While we've been disappointed with some of the previous Marvel Avengers character films, the mere and accentuated presence of Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow in a skin tight body suit seems to have The Avengers, one hot body up on its previous renditions. I mean, c'mon, after repeatedly leering at topless pictures of Scarlett these past couple of months, I've often wondered what she might look like with some clothes on, a complete reversal of philosophies, and if she must be clad, the Black Widow suit isn't such a bad choice I say. Enjoy.

Doing Her Thing

Selena Gomez leggy premiere. (Idolator)

Mischa Barton gets a face full of meat. (HuffPo)

Demi Moore pitches tents. (FoxNews)

Dianna Agron is a sexy little cat. (GossipCenter)

Kelly Rowland loves her fake boobage. (TMZ)

Ashley Tisdale works up a sweat. (DrunkenStepfather)

Scarlett Johansson nude pictures are better than nude voicemails. (CollegeHumor)

West End

Cheryl Cole sexes up London Town. (GossipCenter)

Evan Rachel Wood swings both ways. (HuffPo)

Rihanna and the hottest ladies in Hollywood. (FoxNews)

Beyonce and other celebrity nipple slips. (TheFrisky)

Elisabetta Canalis gets around. (TMZ)

Fashion shows are way more fun when the clothes are see-through. (DrunkenStepfather)

Scarlett Johansson out in NYC. (Popoholic)

SPOILER ALERT: Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow in Explosive Shot from The Avengers

Do not piss off Scarlett Johansson.

Scarlett Johansson Detours to Milan on Her Road to Hottieville Recovery

It's been a long couple weeks for Scarlett Johansson, I mean, long awesome weeks for the ogling community with views of her topless cellphone pictures, but I suppose longer weeks for her wondering why she ever snapped nekkid type photos of herself to send to whoever she sent them to for whatever reason, ah, to be young and in love, and hitting the 'sext' button on your PDA until quenched.

However, hotness never lingers, and Scarlett took her clothed sextastic-self to Milan, where all the super looking women of the world have gathered the past several days in a communal pool of lust-inducement to pimp fashion, while men stand to the side and wonder why clothes exist for ladies in the first place. Life can be so confusing at times. Personally, I recommend for Scarlett a new non-Sean Penn boyfriend shtupping and the new 8-megapixel Samsung cell cams, you know, just in case she ever wants to get all Ansel Adams again. Enjoy.

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