Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson Boobs Steal the Show in Venice

Talk about good things coming in pairs. Scarlett Johansson delivered a knockout blow with her pushed up boobtastic on the red carpet premiere of Under the Skin at the 70th annual Venice film festival. Scarlett’s always had the strong fundamentals to be a red carpet camera stealer, and when she decided to go full attention mode, she’s pretty much unstoppable.

Someday, Scarlett and I shall spend a weekend scientifically exploring the bounce-factor of her spectacular mammaries, dropping objects of various mass onto her full bosom and measuring the heights upon the spring back. We will test a wide array of objects, including one very near and dear to my heart. Well, below my heart. Enjoy.

This ‘Don Jon’ Teaser Trailer Was the Only Thing Good About the VMAs Last Night

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Scarlett Johansson Puts the 'Tease' in Teaser Trailer

Apparently lots of fabulous things happened on the MTV Video Music Awards last night, from Justin Timberlake reuniting with ‘N Sync, to Miley Cyrus getting up on stage and being terrible, to Taylor Swift leaning over and saying something to someone. Of course, if you’re a dude like me, chances are none of that nonsense made you type ‘OMG’ into your phone because you don’t really care, and because you weren’t watching it to begin with.

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Scarlett Johansson Looks Amazing in Vanity Fair France July 2013

Don’t You Wish There Were More Female Superhero Movies? Well, So Does Joss Whedon

More Scarlett Johansson in Spandex, Please

If there’s one thing I think everyone can agree on, it’s that there should be more superhero movies with female leads. Whether your reasons for holding this belief are high-minded (cultural equality of the sexes!) or shallow (more spandex, baby!), there is plenty of common ground for all of us to stand on.

So why aren’t there more female superhero movies? Well, Avengers writer and director Joss Whedon has some ideas. And recently, he sat down with Marlow Stern at The Daily Beast to discuss them.

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Scarlett Johansson Chesty on the Set of Captain America 2

Given that the Captain America sequel is being titled, The Winter Soldier, I’m a little disappointed to see super hottie Scarlet Johansson not poking some headlights in her tank top on the set of the movie. Still, I’d never look a gift horse in the mouth, let alone Scarlett Johansson in her  busty chest without uttering the words, ‘thanks’ and ‘more’. Not necessarily in that order.

ScarJo’s Avengers persona may just be her hottest role ever, so any chance to see Black Widow in or out of her costume, always a treat. Enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson Shows Curves in Black at ‘Cat On A Hot Tin Roof’ NYC Opening

Scarlett Johansson Hottie on a Hot Tin Roof!

Whoa, Scarlett Johansson on stage in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof on Broadway almost makes me want to reconsider my no legit theater prohibition. Dramatic stage theater has gone way down hill since I got to second base with the girl playing Aunt Eller in our high school production of Oklahoma, not a bad dig for a stage hand on school probation. But Scarlett Johansson in lingerie as Maggie, I just might have to reconsider.

Of course, Scarlett may never top her leading lady role in I Shot Naughty Photos of Myself and Emailed Them to Ryan, but, then again, her biggest fan will have to wait ten years in the pokie now to see her in that performance. Enjoy.