Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson Looks Amazing in Vanity Fair France July 2013

Don’t You Wish There Were More Female Superhero Movies? Well, So Does Joss Whedon

More Scarlett Johansson in Spandex, Please

If there’s one thing I think everyone can agree on, it’s that there should be more superhero movies with female leads. Whether your reasons for holding this belief are high-minded (cultural equality of the sexes!) or shallow (more spandex, baby!), there is plenty of common ground for all of us to stand on.

So why aren’t there more female superhero movies? Well, Avengers writer and director Joss Whedon has some ideas. And recently, he sat down with Marlow Stern at The Daily Beast to discuss them.


Scarlett Johansson Chesty on the Set of Captain America 2

Given that the Captain America sequel is being titled, The Winter Soldier, I’m a little disappointed to see super hottie Scarlet Johansson not poking some headlights in her tank top on the set of the movie. Still, I’d never look a gift horse in the mouth, let alone Scarlett Johansson in her  busty chest without uttering the words, ‘thanks’ and ‘more’. Not necessarily in that order.

ScarJo’s Avengers persona may just be her hottest role ever, so any chance to see Black Widow in or out of her costume, always a treat. Enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson Shows Curves in Black at ‘Cat On A Hot Tin Roof’ NYC Opening

Scarlett Johansson Hottie on a Hot Tin Roof!

Whoa, Scarlett Johansson on stage in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof on Broadway almost makes me want to reconsider my no legit theater prohibition. Dramatic stage theater has gone way down hill since I got to second base with the girl playing Aunt Eller in our high school production of Oklahoma, not a bad dig for a stage hand on school probation. But Scarlett Johansson in lingerie as Maggie, I just might have to reconsider.

Of course, Scarlett may never top her leading lady role in I Shot Naughty Photos of Myself and Emailed Them to Ryan, but, then again, her biggest fan will have to wait ten years in the pokie now to see her in that performance. Enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson Becomes the $20 Million Woman in a Tight Top in Paris

On the same day that it was announced that Scarlett Johansson would be receiving $20 million for her returning role as Black Widow in the planned sequel to The Avengers, the busty Hebrew School Hottie took Paris by storm, well, not by storm, but by way of glasses and a cigarette (so French), and, more importantly, flashing her moneymaking melons beneath a super tight top. Now that’s the Scarlett we know and lust.

We’ve never wanted anything but goodness for Scarlett, her disturbingly obnoxious reps aside, Scarlett Johansson deserves everything she’s getting. Now, if she’d just share a tiny smidgeon of her success with us, in particular, those smidgeons we can see underneath her tight top. That would be worth more than $20 million in happy memories. Enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson Bikini Pics on a Motherf***ing Boat off the Coast of Italy

Okay, first, forgive us the sight of the dude next to her but those two were tightly entwined the entire time our telescopic lenses were shooting them from the coastal lookout point along The Boot. We couldn’t remove him, which is to us a 100% sign that somebody is knocking boots. And that somebody happens to be bumping uglies with Scarlett Johansson who was out sunbathing in a bikini atop the forecastle of this particular yacht, entwined in this other man’s proximity. And we would do pretty much anything to see Scarlett in a bikini.

The curvaceous young actress has been laying low since her big Avengers promo time earlier this summer, and I suppose where she’s been laying is on this boat in Italy, or across this dude, because she looks hella relaxed, like a woman unwound. Consider me beyond jealous. Enjoy.