Egotastic
Scarlett Johansson is going out strong in 2013. Already riding her Sexiest Woman Alive title from Esquire, Scarlett is also making her mark in Vogue Mexico this final month of the year, looking all kinds of crazy hot, even if adorned in far too much wardrobe. I'm not exactly sure who decides to pay Scarlett big bucks for a photoshoot then shows up with a whole bunch of covering clothing and accessory items. I suppose it's those people we call 'women'.
No man could ever conceive of covering up Scarlett to make her look better. If the magazine were Vogue by Bill, I can assure you it would feature Scarlett nekkid in the reverse crab position trying to maneuver an obstacle course of fluffy pillows and water cannons. Maybe a honey drizzle machine as well. But, no such magazine exists. Not yet. Enjoy.
Spin the Dreidel of Celebrity Hotness for Hanukkah
Alef, Bet, Gimel, Hotties today in honor of the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah, which happens to coincide with Thanksgiving for the first time in anybody's lifetime. While we routinely call out the Hebrew School Hotties that grace our pages, for today let's think of them as the potato latkes of the sextastic. Toned and firm on the outside, soft and warm and squishy on the inside. I'm pretty sure that's how it's described in the Jewish cookbooks.
Join me now for a look at ten crazy hot girls who will spend this week lighting the menorah candles and remembering days long ago.