Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson Exudes The Sextastic for Dazed & Confused

By Bill Swift | February 28, 2014 @ 8:58 am

Scarlett Johansson Hot in Dazed and Confused Spring 2014

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I suppose these photos of the wicked hot Scarlett Johansson on the pages of Dazes & Confused magazine are somehow meant to inspire women to go out and buy lots of shizz. I can only speak for what it's doing to this man, and I don't feel like going out at all. Or buying another outfit for my closet. Mostly I'm just imagining Scarlett in my boudoir in a tight black little thing while I explain to her how I am not only not offended by the concept of sympathy sex, I think it's nearly saintly behavior.

When Scarlett kicks it into high gear, she really is one of the most sextastic women on this planet. I know there's makeup and lighting and touchups and all that nonsense, but I wouldn't kick Scarlett out of my bed for having bare morning face. Not when it was attached to her bare body. I'm a beggar, and, yet, I'm still choosy. I choose ScarJo. Enjoy.

FOR A WHILE, SCARLETT WAS A BLONDE SUPER HOTTIE

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Mr. Skin Unveils Most Anticipated Celebrity Nekkid Scenes for the Coming Year (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | January 3, 2014 @ 1:46 pm

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2013 was one tremendous year in the world of celebrity skin. To kick off 2014, our flesh on film loving friends at Mr. Skin have compiled their top three most anticipated nekkid scenes of the coming year. We know they're coming, that is, they're just not out yet. Who knows what the entire 12-months itself will actual unfurl in our sweaty faces.

For their top three, Mr. Skin chose Charlotte Gainsbourg and Stacy Martin nekkid in the sex filled Nymphomaniac, Dakota Fanning and Elizabeth Olsen skinny dipping in Very Good Girls, and Scarlett Johansson topless in the sci-fi thriller Under the Skin. It seems certain to be a wonderful year in visual exhibition. Can not wait. Enjoy.

(Do not be the last kid on your block to get your Ego-special membership to Mr. Skin.com.)

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Spin the Dreidel of Celebrity Hotness for Hanukkah

By Bill Swift | November 28, 2013 @ 8:11 am

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Alef, Bet, Gimel, Hotties today in honor of the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah, which happens to coincide with Thanksgiving for the first time in anybody's lifetime. While we routinely call out the Hebrew School Hotties that grace our pages, for today let's think of them as the potato latkes of the sextastic. Toned and firm on the outside, soft and warm and squishy on the inside. I'm pretty sure that's how it's described in the Jewish cookbooks.

Join me now for a look at ten crazy hot girls who will spend this week lighting the menorah candles and remembering days long ago.

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Scarlett Johansson Wicked Hot With Too Much Wardrobe in Vogue Mexico

By Bill Swift | November 26, 2013 @ 12:18 pm

Scarlett Johansson Heats Up Vogue Mexico December 2013

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Scarlett Johansson is going out strong in 2013. Already riding her Sexiest Woman Alive title from Esquire, Scarlett is also making her mark in Vogue Mexico this final month of the year, looking all kinds of crazy hot, even if adorned in far too much wardrobe. I'm not exactly sure who decides to pay Scarlett big bucks for a photoshoot then shows up with a whole bunch of covering clothing and accessory items. I suppose it's those people we call 'women'.

No man could ever conceive of covering up Scarlett to make her look better. If the magazine were Vogue by Bill, I can assure you it would feature Scarlett nekkid in the reverse crab position trying to maneuver an obstacle course of fluffy pillows and water cannons. Maybe a honey drizzle machine as well. But, no such magazine exists. Not yet. Enjoy.

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Scarlett Johansson Is 29, Let’s Look at 30 Pictures of Her Amazing Cleave

By Bill Swift | November 22, 2013 @ 10:35 am

Scarlett Johansson's Birthday Full of Cleavage

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Well, Happy Birthday to Scarlett Johansson and her amazing boobtastic, 29 years young today. So much happy time pleasure has been derived from Scarlett and her chesty goodness over the past decade, how could we possibly skip over her birthday? We can not.

So, while Scarlett is probably at Chuck E. Cheese ow maybe Baskin Robbins being the center of birthday girl attention, why not imagine just how incredibly hot she'd look blowing out candles on your cake, perusing some of our favorite cleavetastic pictures of Scarlett through the years. Happy Birthday, Scarjo.

Scarlett Johansson Is Your Sexiest Woman Alive (According to Esquire)

By Bill Swift | October 7, 2013 @ 9:17 am

Scarlett Johansson Sizzles in Esquire Magazine November 2013

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You know how much I disfavor these superlatives. I can't disagree that Scarlett Johansson is crazy ridiculous hot and I'd give up all seventy-two-dollars of my life's fortune just to caress her ankles for two minutes. At the same time, this whole wide sextastic world is filled with so many hot women belusted by so many men in so many different list of favorites, who's to say who is the sexiest woman alive.

Well, Esquire magazine did and they picked Scarlett. Then they added some photos to prove their point. But what say you about their selection?

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Scarlett Johansson Sultry Outdoor Goodness for Interview

By Bill Swift | October 1, 2013 @ 1:42 pm

Scarlett Johansson Sultry Photoshoot in Interview Magazine October 2013

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The best thing about a Scarlett Johansson movie coming out is rarely the movie itself. It's all the promotional photoshoots Scarlett does in advance of the film. With Don Jon now in theaters, Scarlett has been out posing again, most notably for this sultry shimmering spread in Interview magazine.

It's a bit diffused and a little bit shopped, but there's no denying the blessedly hot innate looks of this big-boobed thespianic wonderment. Of course, we could always benefit from more closeups. Were I the photographer you'd see a shooting schedule that included the line, '2pm-5pm: left funbag', but I suppose not everybody shares my artistic vision. Unfortunate really. Still, Scarlett. So, wow. Enjoy.