Oh, Scarlett Johansson, your powers to move men into stupid lost thoughts is quite unparalleled. I’m not sure it will ever fade. I know I never want it to.
In this Oscars month, all the A-list celebrities are posing for their share of big time magazine pictorials, including this luscious bit of Scarlett in W magazine. Oh, many how she creates thousand upon millions of tingles up and down the central nervous system. It’s some kind of witchcraft. We should probably burn her at the stake, or, since this is 2015, just force her to watch me make smores at my place while she dances nekkid in my kitchen/living room. Just throwing that out there as a random alternate option. Scarlett, you make me absolutely crazy. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: W Magazine
Oh, yes, December. The time for lists I absolutely abhor and lists I absolutely love. In the latter category, most definitely, the Top 10 Celebrity Nude Scenes of the Year from our good and indecent friends at Mr. Skin.
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I believe the original Scarlett Johansson shoot was for Vanity Fair in May. But, as with all good things coming to those who wait, some additional photos from the same shoot have cleavy-leaked their way out, including some of Scarlett’s infamously famous bodacious boobtastic that makes me wonder just how even more monumental future mommy can get as she passes through her various gestational phases. I’d like to see some nekkid pregnancy photos for a more thorough examination. I just sent her my email request for such. I can’t wait for her response.
Scarlett, I have a feeling MILFhood is only going to make you look even finer. I shall put aside my concerns and dwell in your ample bosom warmly and snugly until just such a time. Enjoy.
I was going to write some other stuff in the headline, but you know, after Scarlett Johansson nekkid, the conversation sort of stops as there are more important matters to tend to. Like checking out ScarJo in the best cut yet of her topless and bare goodies moments in Under the Skin, finally out on Blu-Ray. You know our friends at Mr. Skin were just dying to get this in the mail.
Joining Scarlett in the Mr. Skin Minute Video this week are Lela Loren and Leslie Lopez getting quite nekkid and boobtastic in Power on Starz and some hot topless scenes from Hemlock, the sexy horror series on Netflix. There really is a lot of something for everyone. Assuming everyone here loves to leer at hot nekkid women. I live off that assumption. Enjoy.
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Scarlett Johansson is naked.
Well, so goes the progression from blurry to less blurry kinds of wonderful views of sextastic siren Scarlett Johansson finally fully frontal and topless in Under the Skin, the film we’ve only been waiting to visually gawk since first new of Scarlett’s dare to bare alien role was announced in about 2011. Is it worth the wait? Well, not until we have Blu-Ray release can we probably expect to feast peeps upon the best possible resolution of Scarlett topless and muffin flashing in this film, but if this look at some lit up versions of her stills from the film are any indication, it can only be more kinds of wonderful.
Did I mention Scarlett Johansson nekkid? Indeed, how long have we waited for an even more revealing peek than she granted in her cell phone selfies? A long time indeed. But just look at this fine funbags and that lady nest I can hear calling my name. I mean, my name, plus some kind of alluring come on to gain my compliance. I assure you that part is not necessary.
Scarlett Johansson sweet melons and bush. Oh, happy days! Enjoy.
(Thank you kindly to ever so many of you who forwarded us these photos. Too many to name, but, all of you, great men and women in your own regard. We love it.)
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I was reading recently somewhere where Scarlett Johansson says she really doesn’t like the nickname, ScarJo. Which is fair enough, you don’t really get to pick your nicknames, and if she doesn’t like that abbreviated moniker, she could go with the one I’ve picked out for her: Super Wicked Hot Cleavetastic Bouncy Fun Time Girl. Though ScarJo is quicker to type and easier to remember.
Featured in the new edition of Vanity Fair magazine, Scarlett looks all kinds of mature and elegant and most importantly, boobtastic and giving of her bosom in these pictures for the ladies. There’s something about a girl who can look incredible in a skin tight body suit for The Avengers then turn around and raise many happy parts whilst posing in designer pieces in upscale magazines. I really do think I love her. I suppose she’s off the market for at least a little while until celebrity marriage length of service terms kick in, along with MILF processing time. But I suspect she’ll be even hotter then, if possible. Enjoy.
Among the other delicacies of Fridays around here is our weekly visit with the good and skintastic loving folks at Mr. Skin who share our specific goal in life of spreading as much celebrity hot bodied goodness around as humanly possible. It’s like when a D&D nerd meets another D&D nerd at computer camp and they just know they’re going to have things to talk about as they hide together behind the cabins to avoid physical activity hour each day. Besties.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes the curvaceous unveiling of Scarlett Johansson in her finally released Under the Skin, the ever glowing topless and bottomless goodness of the girls of the classic Slumber Party Massacre finally out on Blu-Ray, and a look at the fine topless funbags of the witchy girls of Game of Thrones in honor of the coming Season 4 debut. A handful, mouthful, and otherwise full load of outrageous celebrity skin. I couldn’t be more pleased. Enjoy.
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