You know I forever miss my Page 3 British hotties when I don’t see them for some period of time. They’re like sex itself. Five minutes after you’d had them, you quite convinced you’ve never had them before in your life and you will die if you don’t soon. That’s a crappy metaphor in comparison to how ridiculously hot and inspiring the likes of Melllisa Clarke, Rhian Sugden, Sabine Jemeljanova, Kelly Hall, and Lissy Cunningham truly are. I dare you to look at these luscious bodied ladies and not feel good about the future of humanity. In particular, your future next trip to a private space to express your fuller appreciation.
I’m not exactly sure why British people keep trying to ban all the fun stuff in their country. I suppose that’s the nature of the public mob in any land. Some people just hate fun. Which I suppose is their right. But when they start blockading funbags, that’s when I have to slip into my cape and move into superhero mode. I can’t fly or life buildings or really even run so fast, but I can post photos of some amazing looking women with racks of gold. Thus, I engage. Enjoy.
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Sometimes, you just need to lay your cards on the table. Other times, you need to take your top off and see who has the finer funbags. I encourage my male friends to stick to the former. Pretty please. While I highly cajole my hottie glamour model lady friends to go for the chesty competitions. There are no real losers when four perfect pillows go to war. Just different shades of awesome.
This week’s Battle of the Boobtastic features veteran blonde hottie Rhian Sugden of the au naturally hot school vs. Lacey Banghard of the ‘say my name, bitch’ dreamscape of female dominant positioning. Oh what a battle we have today. Now, I turn the virtual microphone over to you to cast your deciding vote. Between these two spectacles of the topless sextastic, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Talk about two tribes going to war. An epic Battle of the Boobtastic featuring just two all-time greats in the vaunted sport of funbag fighting. In one corner, the blessedly, nay, savagely blonde hottie Rhian Sugden and her absolutely perfect bit of au natural wonderments. And in the opposing corner, Holly Peers and her perfectly placed twin pastries of tastiness. This is the Ali-Frazier of our times, if Ali and Frazier had absolutely divine bodies you wanted to sneak away with to a mountain top cabin for one week of nonstop debauchery. And, maybe you did.
The verdict is now upon you, good men and women of Egotasticville. You must choose between hot door number one and hot door number two. In your expert opinion gleaned by thousands and thousands of hours viewing nekkid women online, in your opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Battle of the Boobtastic time. And this week’s showdown is nothing short of Tyson-Holyfield minus the ear biting. Though nipple nibbling is certainly encouraged among today’s stellar hot contestants. In one corner, blond bombshell Rihan Sugden and her naturally nice succulents. In the opposing corner, India Reynolds and her made in heaven mammaries. It’s like watching two top yachts race to the finish in the America’s Cup. I think that happens, I’ve never really watched.
But watch you must. Closely, clearly, indiscreetly. For you must decide which of these two absolute visions of allurement and sextastic goes home in smiles, and which in horribly depressed state of tears. Today, you play god. In your humble opinion, who’s ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Two titans of the double-chest delights step into the ring today to contest for the title of this week’s hottest mama jammas. Holly Peers, who I would without hesitation shank any of you in the prison shower for two minutes of conjugal time, takes on Rhian Sugden, who is the naturally naturalist (well, maybe not the hair) with a body that men fight wars over. This entire Battle of the Boobtastic seems so incredibly primeval. I love it.
Now, it’s your turn to choose the winner and the not winner. The finer pair of funbags that we shall praise on high as if our lives depended on it. In your humblest of humble opinions, and your expert knowledge of all things chesty good, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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Every now and then a conflict comes along that everyone must agree is absolutely righteous. I don’t mean silly rap feuds or even global nuclear showdowns, I’m talking about the important stuff. Like two titans of the tittastic, Rosie Jones and Rhian Sugden, stepping into the caged heat that is the Battle of the Boobtastic. Two lovely award winning ladies with fierce face and hot chests ready to focus on just one goal — winning. It’s really pretty moving.
I don’t envy those of you who must cast the deciding votes as to which of these naturally racktastic angels is of the higher order. The stakes are high, the breasts are real. In your humble opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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I’m not sure she actually said that, but once we pit our two female warriors in the Thunderdome of the heavenly teats, you never know what kind of passions might ensure. The girls, my own, it can all get very emotionally and physically messy, if all goes well.
Once again we have two of the finest ladies on the planet baring their wares for a chance to be crowned winner of the Battle of the Boobtastic. Will it be Lissy Cunningham or Rhian Sugden in this ferocious hot battle of the even hotter blondes? Heck if I know. As always, you the time wasters at work and school must choose the fate of the ladies. Between these two heavenly female forms, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?
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