Rhian Sugden

Emily O’Hara Tackles My Darling Rhian Sugden In a Showdown of Sweet Squeezables and the Battle of the Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | March 6, 2014 @ 11:19 am

I hate to use the word battle this week as so many real world type conflicts rage. But it does serve as a reminder to make love, not war, and if you can't make love, just imagine you are with the aid and benefit of the several hundred million great looking women walking the face of this planet. Release your hostility in a more fruitful manner. End of speech. On to boobs.

Irish eyes are smiling upon Emily O'Hara this week as she and her sweet peaches take on the unimaginably difficult task of dethroning blonde bombshell Rhian Sugden. I don't envy Emily in her challenge, though I do so badly want to give her supportive spank on her panties covered bottom as she tries. Thankfully, I need not carry the burden of selecting the winner. This awesome responsibility falls onto your shoulders. Decide you must, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Rhian Sugden Topless Epic Hotness Turns the Bedroom Into a Playroom on a Mammarial Monday

By Bill Swift | February 24, 2014 @ 2:50 pm

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Rhian Sugden Gives a Topless View on Her Bed

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Oh, Rhian Sugden, my fair-haired princess from the Old Country, how I have missed you and your fine female form. The lovely blonde bombshell with the au natural funbags a'plenty has returned in a monumentally wicked topless show in the boudoir, where someday Rhian and I shall giggle the knowing giggle of lovers, especially so since she'll probably have to be rather intoxicated for that event to ever occur in the first place.

On Mondays, we open the week with a glorification and praise of the finest chest puppies to grace the human population of this planet. Rhian Sugden not only deserves praise, she deserves sculptures in front of public fora and athletic venues. Also, maybe one statue for my game room. She is something special. Enjoy.

(For all your Rhian lusting needs, be sure to check out the Rhian Sugden official homepage.)

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Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Rhian Sugden Undressed Up for the Nuts 10th Anniversary

By Bill Swift | February 10, 2014 @ 2:15 pm

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Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers and Friends Topless in Nuts VIP January 2014

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I'm not exactly sure what the 10th anniversary present is supposed to be, but our good friends at Nuts magazine are celebrating their 10th with a gaggle of their finest glamour models flashing their topless goodness in the place of candles. I'm quite certain that's better than silver or pewter or aluminum or whatever the less interesting 10th anniversary gift givers producer.

The likes of Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Rhian Sugden, Lucy Collett and more all celebrating the lads magazines finest faptastic funbags. Now that's a party the way parties ought to be. No offense to the Pictionary crowd, naturally. Enjoy.

Emily O’Hara Challenges Rhian Sugden In a Battle of the Boobtastic for Blonde Supremacy

By Bill Swift | December 12, 2013 @ 10:52 am

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You hate to see two hot blonde girls going at it, I mean, unless going at it either means hair pulling, making out, or nekkid skateboarding. But in the Battle of the Boobtastic, there are no boundaries, only amazing funbags, and the laws of the jungle apply -- winner eats, loser gets eaten.

This week's chestal contest features Irish teats are smiling's own Emily O'Hara pitting her perfect pair against long-preening hottie Rhian Sugden and her naturally delicious and ripe peaches. It's a test of wills, not to mention hot body skills, as the two women vie for the title of this week's best chest. It is your sacred duty to render a decision. Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Rosie Jones Throws Down Her Top at Rhian Sugden In the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | November 7, 2013 @ 11:12 am

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Talk about two thundering Titans of the boobtastic. The inimitable Rosie Jones accepting the chestal fight club invitation from blonde hottie and international boner manufacturing mogul Rhian Sugden. This could be quite epic in terms of the annals of two-on-two sporting events. Or, it could be incredibly sad, for while two incredibly hot women enter the Battle of the Boobtastic, only one can leave with her head hung high and her funbags dangling at a perfectly passion inducing latitude.

It's up to you, our faithful readers to decide. Whose glorious globes gives you the intense happy feelings? Whose melons do you covet for your personal cocktails? Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Humpday Huzzah! Rhian Sugden Topless Chewing On Her Purple Bikini Bits

By Bill Swift | October 23, 2013 @ 1:18 pm

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Rhian Sugden Topless in a Bikini for an Outside Photoshoot

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EgoReader 'Demi' rightfully pointed out that we have been sadly missing blonde au nautral bombshell Rhian Sugden for some time now on the site. A point I've not been missing as I've been weeping over her lack of new visuals almost nightly here in my shame closet.

To wit, Demi insists that this outrageously hot pictorial of Rhian stripping off her purple bikini in the great poolside outdoors was never shared with the Rhian lusters among our larger denizen and I was committing some kind of egregious boobtastic withholding crime. Seems harsh, but I do love verbal abuse as it reminds me of my Oliver Twist like childhood.

On this middle of the week celebration of all things pefectly squeezable and fluffy, feast your peeps upon the blessed lady humps of Rhian Sugden and see if you don't start feeling a powerful calm overtaking your person in wave like format. Huzzah!

(For all your Rhian Sugden hotness needs be sure to visit the Official Rhian Sugden online site.)

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Lacey Banghard Plushy Top Throw Down Against Rhian Sugden in the Battle of the Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | August 29, 2013 @ 9:46 am

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Holy difficult choices, Batman. Or, Ben Affleck. This week's epic Battle of the Boobtastic pits two true funbag giants against one another on the Thunderdome of the Ta-Ta's where only one pert natural pair may survive, the other left to feel naught but the comforting massage of my cold holds as consolation.

In one corner we have Page 3 Idol winner Lacey Banghard, a legend in her own young right, against veteran blonde chest puppy dominator, Rhian Sugden, who holds her own, as would if I had her ridiculously hot set of knockers. Alas, we only had enough money for one fake trophy, so now you must decides, who's blessed cups reign supreme?