Rhian Sugden

Battle of the Boobtastic for the Ages: Rosie Jones Chest Thumps Rhian Sugden

By Bill Swift | July 3, 2014 @ 10:43 am

Every now and then a conflict comes along that everyone must agree is absolutely righteous. I don't mean silly rap feuds or even global nuclear showdowns, I'm talking about the important stuff. Like two titans of the tittastic, Rosie Jones and Rhian Sugden, stepping into the caged heat that is the Battle of the Boobtastic. Two lovely award winning ladies with fierce face and hot chests ready to focus on just one goal -- winning. It's really pretty moving.

I don't envy those of you who must cast the deciding votes as to which of these naturally racktastic angels is of the higher order. The stakes are high, the breasts are real. In your humble opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Lissy Cunningham Tells Rhian Sugden, Yo, I Got Your Funbags Right Here, In the Topless Battle of the Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | June 12, 2014 @ 11:56 am

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I'm not sure she actually said that, but once we pit our two female warriors in the Thunderdome of the heavenly teats, you never know what kind of passions might ensure. The girls, my own, it can all get very emotionally and physically messy, if all goes well.

Once again we have two of the finest ladies on the planet baring their wares for a chance to be crowned winner of the Battle of the Boobtastic. Will it be Lissy Cunningham or Rhian Sugden in this ferocious hot battle of the even hotter blondes? Heck if I know. As always, you the time wasters at work and school must choose the fate of the ladies. Between these two heavenly female forms, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Rhian Sugden and Sam Cooke Throwdown Their Tops in the Battle of the Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | May 8, 2014 @ 9:13 am

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Four funbags enter, only two leave. It's the rule. It's always been the rule. It shall forever more be the rule. Each week we line up two luscious and lovely ladies with heaven sent chest puppies to compete in the Thunderdome of the hot melons. We don't do this for sport or sheer entertainment or even prurient passion, we do it for... no, wait, those last three were the reasons. My notes got mixed up.

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic features two women I'd gladly shove any of you out of my car on the freeway just to be alone with. Rhian Sugden, my blonde natural betty, and Sam Cooke, whose body makes me almost want to get a real job. That's powerful on both ends of the ring. But only one woman may walk home with the trophy made entirely of expired cheese. And you must decide. Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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India Reynolds Goes Breast To Breast With Rhian Sugden In Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

By Jack | April 17, 2014 @ 12:15 pm

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It's time once again to pick between two super hot women for who is the most sextastically boobtastic. It is a difficult challenge to choose between such fine specimens as these two Page 3 girls. It's like selecting which one of your children you love more. No, it's tougher than that because there is always one kid you love more than the other. But I feel drawn to each of these ladies equally. You can examine their ample assets to figure out which you'd prefer to motorboat. Ultimately, it's a matter of preference and I wonder which one you will pick.

This week our two ladies are India Reynolds and Rhian Sugden going head to head in our Battle of The Boobtastic. I like to pretend that rather than just having our dear readers choose, these two lovely ladies go at each other with giant gloves on in a foxy boxing match. Maybe in a pool of Jell-O. Yeah. So, which girl do you choose to be the most Boobtastic, India or Rhian?

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Emily O’Hara Tackles My Darling Rhian Sugden In a Showdown of Sweet Squeezables and the Battle of the Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | March 6, 2014 @ 11:19 am

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I hate to use the word battle this week as so many real world type conflicts rage. But it does serve as a reminder to make love, not war, and if you can't make love, just imagine you are with the aid and benefit of the several hundred million great looking women walking the face of this planet. Release your hostility in a more fruitful manner. End of speech. On to boobs.

Irish eyes are smiling upon Emily O'Hara this week as she and her sweet peaches take on the unimaginably difficult task of dethroning blonde bombshell Rhian Sugden. I don't envy Emily in her challenge, though I do so badly want to give her supportive spank on her panties covered bottom as she tries. Thankfully, I need not carry the burden of selecting the winner. This awesome responsibility falls onto your shoulders. Decide you must, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Rhian Sugden Topless Epic Hotness Turns the Bedroom Into a Playroom on a Mammarial Monday

By Bill Swift | February 24, 2014 @ 2:50 pm

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Rhian Sugden Gives a Topless View on Her Bed

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Oh, Rhian Sugden, my fair-haired princess from the Old Country, how I have missed you and your fine female form. The lovely blonde bombshell with the au natural funbags a'plenty has returned in a monumentally wicked topless show in the boudoir, where someday Rhian and I shall giggle the knowing giggle of lovers, especially so since she'll probably have to be rather intoxicated for that event to ever occur in the first place.

On Mondays, we open the week with a glorification and praise of the finest chest puppies to grace the human population of this planet. Rhian Sugden not only deserves praise, she deserves sculptures in front of public fora and athletic venues. Also, maybe one statue for my game room. She is something special. Enjoy.

(For all your Rhian lusting needs, be sure to check out the Rhian Sugden official homepage.)

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Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Rhian Sugden Undressed Up for the Nuts 10th Anniversary

By Bill Swift | February 10, 2014 @ 2:15 pm

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Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers and Friends Topless in Nuts VIP January 2014

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I'm not exactly sure what the 10th anniversary present is supposed to be, but our good friends at Nuts magazine are celebrating their 10th with a gaggle of their finest glamour models flashing their topless goodness in the place of candles. I'm quite certain that's better than silver or pewter or aluminum or whatever the less interesting 10th anniversary gift givers producer.

The likes of Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Rhian Sugden, Lucy Collett and more all celebrating the lads magazines finest faptastic funbags. Now that's a party the way parties ought to be. No offense to the Pictionary crowd, naturally. Enjoy.