Model Rhian Sugden Protests for PETA In Full Body Paint

 If Rhian Sugden is this upset over a few coyotes, then she is going to have a meltdown if she is ever told that the body paint she is wearing was sourced from the tears of abused baby pandas. That is not true of course, but if she was ever told that then I think she would flip. It would be similar to the time I told my mother I knocked up her friend Ethel. That was not true either, but there was no need to tell her that for another twenty minutes. 

I will admit that I have not held much love for coyotes ever since one tried to eat my childhood dog. In that scenario my dog managed to get away, but I have heard stories of other dogs that were not so lucky, which is why I am hesitant to get behind Rhian's cause. I would be willing to wear a jacket made entirely out of the fur of coyotes, I only lack the motivation to find the required number on the side of the road. 

The one thing that Rhian has going for her is that I hate the prices associated with Canada Goose just as much as I hate those sorry excuses for wolves. Since most of my decisions are swayed by my wallet, i think she has the edge this time.  

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