Pixie Lott

Pixie Lott See-Through Top and Upskirt Peek Provide a Double Dose of Sexy Celebrity

By Jon | November 8, 2011 @ 10:46 am

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Pixie Lott hit the town in an outfit this fashion-retarded ogler can certainly get behind, a nice little see-through number that flashed a serious view of the bra-clad boobage on the 20-year old pop diva in the making. Throw in the fact that the young darling has yet to perfect the automobile exit without flashing some visuals up her skirt, and Pixie Lott is quickly becoming a paparazzi favorite to follow.

In a more perfect world, all sexy celebrities would be compeled by law to wear see-through tops. Don't even get me started on the 'Commando' legislation I have in mind. But, until Eden returns, we must accept the fact that some bit of cloth will occasional come between our retinal cones and our objects d' lust. Enjoy.

Pixie Lott Upskirt at the Park Puts the Snap in Our Bubblegum

By Jon | August 2, 2011 @ 8:45 am

Pixie Lott at Party in the Park in Leeds

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Pixie Lott does not receive enough attention for being young and hot and pop-starry. So, when she flashed some toned leg in a panties-revealing short dress on stage over the weekend at the Party in the Park in Leeds, it was time to offer up an ovation. Granted, I'm not suggesting you muck through her bubble-gum music repartee, but I am recommending you add her to your compendium of girls-for-whom-the-fap-bell-tolls, she's a more than worthy addition. Sally forth, and, enjoy.

Kids’ Choice Awards Brings Out the Barely Legal Hotties

By Jon | April 4, 2011 @ 9:23 am

Victoria Justice at the Kids' Choice Awards

Taylor Momsen at the Kids' Choice Awards

Kim Kardashian at the Kids' Choice Awards

Ariana Grande at the Kids' Choice Awards

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Okay, let me lay this out there, not all the hotties at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards this weekend are quite of age yet, so, let's say this is a mix of sexy celebrities and cute celebrities to keep an eye on for the future. Let's be real, sweet looking women don't hatch from eggs at the age of 18 (although, how awesome would it be to work in that hatchery?) On the other hand, there was some more mature celebs in attendance that seemed rather odd. Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian? The last time we saw them getting slimed they were... well, nevermind. The good news, the future of hotness looks bright in Tinsel Town as the starlet factories keep producing and pimping more junior bits of future awesome to keep the ogle train rolling down its endless track.

The likes of future hotness included the ridiculously barely legal sexy Victoria Justice, Miley Cyrus looking sweet, Selena Gomez sans overblown midget boyfriend, bad girl Taylor Momsen, British pop import Pixie Lott, 13 going on 30 Bella Thorne, and Ariana Grande, who is hot just for getting to see Victoria Justice change wardrobe daily. And, at the adult table, Billionaire Barbie, who fondly recalled her own kid memories of live sex shows and ecstasy, Kim Kardashian, who had to grow up fast on the mean streets of Brentwood, and Heidi Klum, who I will never question the appropriateness of her attendance anywhere at any time because she's just so hot. Enjoy.

(Updated to add: for those of you asking about the Victoria Justice upskirt moment during the Kids' Choice Awards -- Victoria Justice Upskirt gif ---be advised this links to a hosting site with spammy adult advertisements)

Pixie Lott Cleavage Pictures Are Like A Roadmap to A Big Buried Treasure

By Jon | October 1, 2010 @ 6:17 am

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I'm really starting to enjoy this Pixie Lott chick. I mean, she's so young and fresh and she clearly has two important assets I like to call serious boobs, I may just be forming a trans-Atlantic crush big time. I wish I hadn't used up all my frequent flier miles when I heard Cheryl Cole was single again. Seriously, I'm coming to London and bedding some of your women, because this ever-growing British hotties list is getting ridiculous. Enjoy.

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Pixie Lott Upskirt Pictures Help Us Say Goodbye to Jenna the Mighty

By Jon | September 29, 2010 @ 12:02 pm

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Welcome to Egotastic!, Pixie Lott, you British teen pop diva sensation, welcome to you and your teal panties. Teal? Bold choices define a woman. We have a little lust thing going for cute and boobtastic Pixie Lott and her panties at this point, so it was time to say hello with these Pixie Lott upskirt pictures from this past weekend.

At the same time, this Pixie Lott panties peek reminds us that we've just said goodbye to Jenna the Mighty, our upskirt specialist, here in our office. Almost true story: I took the staff out for a little 'mega-thank-you' for all their hard work; so, IHOP, for their $1.99 pancake special. I go big for my peeps. A very swarthy looking waiter approached with our short stacks and immediately eye locked with Jenna the Mighty. It was like a movie moment. His eyes went all Bluto from Popeye with little hearts and all that. In that very instant, he got down on his knees, announced that he was madly in love with Jenna and promised to keep her forever in meat and furs if she would leave with him to his home country to be his bride and make him many babies. And, poof, just like that, one of our sheep had left the flock. We miss you already, Jenna.

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