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Pink (and Bai Ling) Bikini Pictures

By phil | May 5, 2008 @ 11:20 am
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I didn't know Pink and Bai Ling were friends, but apparently they are, and they enjoy kayaking, long walks on the beach, and probably crack, cuz these two ladies is crazies. Still, I am contractually obligated to post these Pink and Bai Ling bikini pictures, so lets get to it, shall we.

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Pink’s Red Bikini is Wrong

By phil | April 14, 2008 @ 5:06 am
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Okay, new rule: Just because you can wear a bikini, doesn't mean you should. Take these Pink bikini pictures for example. You've got bleach blonde hair, strange tattoos, including matching bows on the back of her thighs, a 60s-style red and white polka-dot bikini, and just about the fugliest, floppiest hat ever. It's like Brigitte Nielsen meets the Coppertone girl were put in a blender, and this is what came out. Not a good mix.

More pink bikini pictures after the jump.

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49th Annual Grammy Awards Mega Picture Post

By phil | February 12, 2007 @ 2:11 am
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Well, another Grammy Awards suck-fest has come and gone, and it was as boring as ever. I missed the first half of the show, but if it was anything like the second half, I probably would have fallen asleep and then missed the second half.

Even the presenters and award winners seemed to be bored, and the musical acts were just as crappy. The whole show suffered from a complete lack of anything remotely resembling a pulse, and it was obvious the whole way through.

Furthermore, most A-List stars were noticeably absent, and there seemed to be more actresses in attendance (promoting what latest film they're in) rather than actual musicians. Of course, Scarlett Johansson did manage to let everyone know that even she would have an album coming out in the future.

Anyway, just as the show was predictably boring, it's not less predictable that we'd have all your red carpet celebrities for you right here. So check out the 150-plus pictures after the jump, then go out and download yourself some real music, not that crap they had at the Grammies.

Grammy Awards Pictures

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2006 MTV Video Music Awards Mega Picture Post

By phil | September 1, 2006 @ 12:00 am
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Um, so that sucked monkey balls. Seriously, since when are the Emmy Awards more entertaining (and nipple slippy) than the MTV Music Video Awards. It was painful watching that show. From Jack Black's incredibly lame jokes, to the horendous performances that had me hitting the mute button every five minutes, and the absolutely retarded Britney Spears/Kevin Federline thing, watching this show felt like torture.

There were a few highlights, like OK GO doing a live version of their treadmill dance, Abigail Breslin, the little girl from Little Miss Sunshine (one of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time), Sarah Silverman's dig at Paris Hilton (which could have been better), Al Gore bringing the environment back (like Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy back), and, um... That's it, actually. This show really sucked. But that live treadmill dance was really cool.

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I Don’t Need To See: Pink’s Nipples

 
By phil | May 29, 2006 @ 3:16 am
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Along with Nicole Richie in a bikini, something I don't need to see is Pink's nipples. Now, you might be saying "dude, your whole site is about nipples," and you would be right, but there's just something about Pink that I find a little disconcerting. I don't know, maybe it's that she's a man, or just really butch, or that she's just not very attractive, but if I had to take it or leave, I think I'd choose the latter.

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