Beyonce, Katy Perry, and Pink Put on Crotch and Booty Show for 56th Grammys Glory

You know I'm not a big fan of awards shows. I'm not a big fan of tears and drama and shtick just so artists who already do quite alright for themselves can spend an evening handing each other trophies. Trophies are for Little League kids. Adults don't really need trophies. Maybe if you invent a cure for cancer or something you get something for your mantle. But not singing a catchy ditty.

Nevertheless, the awards shows like the Grammys do bring out the sextastic celebrities, including the performers like Beyonce, Katy Perry, and Pink, all of whom felt the artistic obligation to flash their booties and crotches for the cameras in advancement and enhancement of their audio arts. It was quite a show in that regard. Somehow I've omitted Madonna and her top hat and cane. Oops. Enjoy.