Petra Nemcova is the new face, or body, rather, of La Senza lingerie, and boy did they make the right choice. In fact, I don't think you could really find anyone who's better at sitting around in their underwear, and just looking damned amazing doing it.
And yes, I know that this whole post is just further free advertising for La Senza, but when you shell out the cash to get Petra Nemcova in your lingerie, you're definitely getting your money's worth, and I don't mind rewarding that kind of ingenuity.
When it comes to perfection, it doesn't get much more perfecter than Petra Nemcova, and boy was she looking perfecty the other night in a low-cut, and very short black skirt. Making the moment even more perfectual was the fact that you could basically see all the way down the top of her dress, and all the way up the bottom of it at the same time.
Yes, that's right, Petra Nemcova is so talented she can have an "upskirt" and "downskirt" simultaneously. But not only that, she somehow manages to still make it look classy. And speaking of classy, unlike some stars, Petra actually wears underwear. Although, unlike those other stars, I wish she wouldn't.
Like I said. Perfect.
Well, we were very close to seeing a Petra Nemcova upskirt, but thanks to her bag, a natural grace, and an ever-present sense of decorum, we weren't that lucky.
Of course, when it comes to upskirt moments, you can't really expect a Petra Nemcova upskirt to be the same as a Lindsay Lohan upskirt, a Paris Hilton upskirt, or a Britney Spears upskirt. Petra Nemcova is a Supermodel. Wearing clothes is her job. She's a professional. She wears clothes everyday. How can you really expect those other girls to actually keep their clothes on?
So, no upskirt, but thankfully, we did get a good look at Petra Nemcova's cleavage, so all in all, it's a good day.
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Egotastic
Petra Nemcova, Cleavage, Cleopatra = CleoPetra
Oh how I love puns. And Petra Nemcova. And Petra Nemcova Cleavage. So you know I'm loving these sexy Petra Nemcova pictures featuring Petra dressed up (but not too much) as the ancient Egyptian queen, Cleopatra. Or at least that's what I think she is. I'm pretty sure they didn't have such sexy dresses in ancient Egypt, but historical accuracies be damned! If Petra Nemcova wants to be a sexy Cleopatra for Halloween, I'm not going to stand in her way.
Oh yeah. I almost forgot. Walk Like an Egyptiaaaaaaannnnn!
More sexy pictures of Petra Nemcova as "CleoPetra" after the jump.
Photo credit: Splash
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