Petra Nemcova

Petra Nemcova Side Boob Perfection

Alright, I am being completely serious when I say right now that I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone ever look as good as Petra Nemcova does right now. Obviously, she is one of the most beautiful women on the planet, but my brain is in pain from trying to actually understand how it’s possible for one person to be so damned insanely pretty. Oh, and then there’s the Petra Nemcova side boob.

As if being completely drop-dead gorgeous and wearing a crazy sexy dress weren’t enough, Petra is giving us just a hint of her equally perfect body. Yes, I know, the hyperbole in this post is off the charts, but I really don’t think you can overstate just how incredible Petra Nemcova looks in these pictures. It’s not possible.

Anyway, there are more pictures of Petra Nemcova at the CFDA Fashion Awards after the jump, so don’t miss ‘em.


Petra Nemcova Wears the Shortest Skirt Ever

It doesn’t take much to make me happy in this world, and there definitely isn’t very much to Petra Nemcova‘s dress, so you know that makes me happy. In fact, if it was any shorter, I’m pretty sure it would be a shirt, and then we’d all be even happier.

I have to admit, I’m really liking this whole super-short skirt and shorts trend that all the girls are wearing. From the ladies in my neighbourhood, to Supermodels like Petra Nemcova, I would really like to say thank you to whichever genius it was who managed to convince women around the world that showing off their legs is a good thing. Because it is.

Photo credit: Splash

Petra Nemcova’s Breast Comes Close

So how much of Petra Nemcova’s breast does it take to officially call this a Petra Nemcova boob slip? You can’t see Petra Nemcova’s nipple, but you can pretty much see everything else. So where do you draw the line?

I’m really not capable of answering such deep philosophical questions, but let me ask you this: If a boob slips and there’s no one around to see it, does it make a sound? And what the hell am I even talking about?

2007 Fashion Institute Gala Mega Picture Post

It’s been a while since the last Mega Picture Post here on Egotastic!, but last night’s Fashion Institute Gala in New York definitely qualifies for this special treatment.

There are about a Bazillion pictures after the jump (actually it’s more like 187 pictures or something), so you’ll want to check them all out. Attendees included Cameron Diaz, Cate Blanchett (looking skeletal), Christina Ricci, Claudia Schiffer (looking like she hasn’t aged a day), Gisele Bundchen, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Simpson (looking super busty in her own post), Kate Bosworth, Kate Moss, Kirsten Dunst (looking more fug than ever), Lindsay Lohan (showing Side Boob in her own post), Lucy Liu, The Olsen Twins, Petra Nemcova, Scarlett Johansson, and many more.

Check out all the pictures

Petra Nemcova is Single Again. Yay!

Gentlemen, start your engines. Petra Nemcova is single again. After reporting that James Blunt and Lindsay Lohan had hooked up, I was worried that James Blunt might transmit any diseases he picked up from Lindsay Lohan back to Petra, but thankfully we don’t have to worry about that now, since it turns out that Petra and Blunt have been broken up since February, reports People.

Petra Nemcova and James Blunt are over, PEOPLE has confirmed.

“They split in February. It’s very amicable,” a source close to Blunt tells PEOPLE.”They remain good friends.”

The model, 27, and the “You’re Beautiful” singer, 32, were last seen together over Oscar week in February, when they hit a slew of parties. They celebrated his birthday and also went to Elton’s John’s Oscar bash, where Blunt performed and Nemcova looked on.

But in recent weeks, Blunt has become a regular fixture in the Hollywood nightlife scene, hitting the town solo. He was spotted on the same night – March 21 – at both Les Deux, where he hung with pal Robbie Williams, and later at Teddy’s, where he partied with Lindsay Lohan, Kelly Osbourne and Amy Winehouse.

According to a clubgoer at Teddy’s, “Lindsay and James were never affectionate, but they did seem flirty, standing right next to each other, and constantly talking.” Lohan and Blunt were part of a group of people who left together at 2:15 a.m.

I think it’s about damn time Petra Nemcova realised what a douchebag James Blunt is. Not only is he dorking looking, but his music is ass. I don’t understand what anyone sees in him, let alone a former Supermodel like Petra. Anyway, we don’t have to worry about that anymore. Now all you have to worry about is how the hell to get Petra Nemcova to date you. Oh wait, you probably don’t have to worry about that either.

Check out more pictures of Petra Nemcova rocking the cleavage after the jump.


Petra Nemcova: Super Sexy Fighter Pilot

Hollywood has been doing a lot of remakes lately, and in general, I find it pretty annoying. We don’t want to watch a crappy version of a film that was either much better the first time around, or so bad it should never have been redone in the first place.

However, after seeing Petra Nemcova at this Ray-Ban event, I demand a remake of Top Gun starring Victoria’s Secret models. This would be the greatest movie ever, and win every possible award.

Listen up Hollywood: Make this movie. Make it now!

A Petra Nemcova Lesbian Fantasy Moment


Oh, how I wish this potential Petra Nemcova lesbian moment was the real deal, but let’s be realistic… Petra is obviously going in for a kiss on the cheek, not a kiss on the lips, but how awesome would be if she was?

Yeah, that awesome.

Seriously, Petra Nemcova is way up there on the list of lesbian fantasies. Though, it would be even hotter if she was with another Victoria’s Secret model, like maybe Adriana Lima, or Gisele Bundchen.

I’ll be right back.

Here’s Heather Graham’s lesbian kiss video with Bidget Moynahan, which should hopefully make up for it.