Petra Nemcova

Super Sexy Petra Nemcova Side Boob Pictures

We haven’t seen her in a while, but Petra Nemcova is back, and she brought some super sexy side boob with her! They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, and it’s true, because after seeing these shots, I couldn’t believe I had gone this long without any Petra pics. Wow. All I can is wow.

More Petra Nemcova Cleavage from Cannes

I’m not sure what you can say about Petra Nemcova that hasn’t been said already, but if I may, I’d like to add this to the official record: Humunuh, humunuh, humunuh… Looks like Petra’s been dipping into her secret stash of Victoria’s Secret bras, and pulled out the best one, because that is one hell of a lot of cleavage she’s showing off at the amfAR benefit held last night in Cannes. And coming hot off the heals of that Petra Nemcova side boob cleavage we saw the other day, I can’t wait to see what’s coming next.

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Petra Nemcova Cleavage in Cannes

Petra Nemcova is a Supermodel, but in that dress, she’s more like a Superhero. Not only does Petra have the uncanny ability to keep that dress from falling off, but just wearing it has enriched mankind immeasurably. Now all we need is a Supervillain whose one mission is to get Petra out of that dress.

Lots more of Petra Nemcova and her incredible cleavage from Cannes after the jump. Actually, I think it’s technically side boob, not cleavage, but whatever.

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Petra Nemcova in Lingerie is Tres Jolie

You might think that being the spokemodel for one Lingerie company would be enough to keep Petra Nemcova busy, but apparently it isn’t. We’ve already seen Petra Nemcova in La Senza lingerie, but here she is just a few months later looking simply amazing in lingerie by Tres Jolie.

And tres jolie is definitely what she is. In case you didn’t know, that’s French for “very pretty.” Kind of an understatement if you ask me. If there’s one thing in this world that Petra Nemcova is perfectly suited to, it’s modelling lingerie. And surviving tsunamis. What? Too soon?

Petra Nemcova and Sean Penn? WTF!?

Hey, guess who’s dating Petra Nemcova? I’ll give you one guess, it’s not you. Or me. Boooo. Actually, Petra Nemcova and Sean Penn are the hot new Hollywood couple, according to Page Six, and according to these pictures of the couple taken last night as they went from Post-Oscar Party to Post-Oscar-Party.

Newly single Sean Penn and supermodel Petra Nemcova slipped out of LA’s Villa nightclub at 3:10 a.m. this morning — clearly Hollywood’s hottest new item.

The pair followed up an appearance at a CAA event two days ago with a full-on assault of coupledom tonight at Elton John’s Oscar Party (above). Sean, 47, and Petra, 28, posed on the red carpet at the singer’s AIDS Foundation fete and danced to his many hits before heading to Villa.

Now, what I really need to know is what the hell it takes to date a Supermodel. I was told that having a blog, and constantly making fun of celebritis was good enough, but clearly someone lied to me.

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More Petra Nemcova Lingerie Pictures Than You Can Shake Your Stick At

You’ve got to hand it to the La Senza Lingerie company. They sure as hell knew what they were doing when they hired Petra Nemcova to be their spokesmodel. I mean, check out all this free advertising I’m giving them right here. Of course, what some people might call free advertising, I call prime content. And it doesn’t get much more prime than a ton of pictures of Petra Nemcova in Lingerie.

Tons more Petra Nemcova lingerie pictures after the jump.


Petra Nemcova is Wow

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Petra Nemcova, and even longer since we’ve seen her looking this good. Not that she ever looks bad, but you know what I mean. Petra was back in her home town of Praque to judge at the Miss Czech Pageant, and while I don’t have any pictures of the pageant contestants, I’m sure they were all just as gorgeous as Petra.

Can you imagine that? A room full of the hottest women in the Czech Republic, a country renowned for it’s hot women, and at the very center, the incredible Petra Nemcova. That must have been some night. And judging by the way Petra is gettin’ down, it definitely was.