Olivia Wilde

READER FINDS: Kelly Kelly Covered Topless, Geri Halliwell Teen Naughty, Taylor Swift Bikini Top, Olivia Wilde Private Pics and Much More

 

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On the eleventh day of the eleventh month of the eleventh year of the millennium (or is this the twelfth year of the millennium?), you readers have delivered unto Egotastic! another utterly and randomly delightful air-drop of the celebrity skintastic that can only be described as Hodgepodge Hotness. It's really a revelation each week to see what arrives at our doorstep wrapped in a plain brown wrapper.

This week's Reader Finds includes Kelly Kelly flashing some star-covered funbags, Geri Halliwell in a maybe this is her classic topless find, G-rated Taylor Swift getting all kinds of PG-rated, Olivia Wilde revealing her hotness in some personal pics by the ex-husband, Jessica Wright in a delicious magazine spread, Jesica Herenu in a Sudamericana passion-inducing pictorial, a 20-year salute to Price is Right model hottie, Dian Parkinson, a much clearer version of sultry Bianca Kajlich in her topless cinematic venture from this past summer, and a rather revealing spread of Jessie Wallace from EastEnders. A treasure trove of Tinsel Town ta-tas.

Shop Til You Pop

Coco goes shopping with her cleavage. (SocialiteLife)

The hottest Playboy cover girls. (FoxNews)

Emmy Rossum gets ready for the holidays. (GossipCenter)

Khloe Kardashian X-rated birthday gift. (TMZ)

Jennifer Lopez classes things up. (LaineyGossip)

These girls are wanted for first degree hotness. (TheChive)

Olivia Wilde shows off her asstastic. (Popoholic)

Kate Beckinsale and Camilla Belle Lead List of Celebrity Hotties at Art + Film Event

According to my singles dating profile (you know, still up there even though there's a girlfriend because a good fisherman always keeps a freshly baited line in the water) I love museums and hiking. The first makes me sound culturally relevant, the second makes me sound outdoorsy. But I don't go to the museums, because I like my entertainment to speak back to me in surround sound volumes, and hiking is an an endeavor that became outmoded with the invention of the motorcar, now, it's purely for urban hipsters and serial killers. Though I do wish I had hiked my sorry ass over to the Los Angeles County Museum of Art (the dating profile must call it LACMA, like you go there often) over the weekend to the Art + Film gala which brought out an intense bevy of Hollywood beauties in support of what I'm sure was a fantastic cause.

Kate Beckinsale any time, any where, but looking especially hot all red carpeted out in her finest, along with underrated dark beauty, Camilla Belle, Amy Adams who never fails to look like a girl you desperately wish you could hook up with as your summer girlfriend, Kate Hudson fully back from rock star baby making Part 2, Olivia Wilde, cankly but super hot, Reese Witherspoon out of her jogging suit and into a little black dress, and Zoe Saldana, another underrated sexy bomb looking all kinds of hot. Yep, the museum is the place to be, the museum is the place for me. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Claudia Schiffer Bikini, Selena Gomez Self-Pic, Ali Larter Topless, Jacinta Rokich Nekkid, Imogen Thomas Upskirt, And Much More

 

We've reached the end of the week, we made it, we survived, and my personal treat, other than paying my overdue rent money so I can get back into my castle, is to sift through the steaming pile of awesome you readers leave us each and every week like a deuce made of gold. It's always random, and always much appreciated.

This weeks Reader Finds includes Claudia Schiffer hot enough to make you wonder why her husband knocked up January Jones behind her back, Ali Larter topless, we think, Jacinta Rokich who we just met this past week, but now nekkid, the ever bouncy fun Imogen Thomas flashing her panties, Molly Ephraim, a true newcomer to these parts, Olivia Wilde looking sassy and asstastic, Selena Gomez never ever disappointing, in fact, she's in here twice, and Shannan Click, model extraordinaire, flashing some serious skin.

Gangster’s Paradise

Emma Stone is a hot mob wife. (HuffPo)

Playboy wants Lindsay Lohan nude reshoot. (FoxNews)

Jennifer Lawrence likes to play games. (GossipCenter)

I'd like to nurse Rihanna back to health. (TMZ)

Sexy Halloween costumes. (CollegeHumor)

First Malin Akerman and Olivia Wilde.  Now Amanda Seyfried. (theFABlife)

Even Xenu would admit that Katie Holmes and these other celebs are hot. (Ranker)

The Chomp is Here

Lindsay Lohan buys new teeth. (GossipCenter)

Olivia Wilde gets her magic on. (HuffPo)

Taylor Swift pissed about topless photo rumors. (FoxNews)

Nina Dobrev does her best Emma Watson look. (theFABlife)

Nicole Richie dresses as Jennifer Lopez. (LaineyGossip)

Hot chicks in bikinis for Monday. (GossipOnThis)

Emmanuelle Chriqui looking hot and stuff. (Celebslam)

Reel Damn Sexy

Olivia Wilde, Zoe Saldana and Eva Longoria... hell yes.(GossipCenter)

Happy birthday to Katy Perry. (HuffPo)

LeAnn Rimes defends her bikini body. (FoxNews)

Keira Knightley in a sweet, little number. (theFABlife)

Hot chicks in the middle of nowhere. (TheChive)

Megan Fox checks out Puss. (LaineyGossip)

Kerry Washington looking hot. (GlobalGrind)