The good and flesh on film loving folks at Mr. Skin have really outdone themselves this week with a ribald and richly ta-ta filled sixty seconds of the best skin on small and big screen this weekend. It’s not that you can’t enjoy entertainment bereft of faptastic funbags, it’s just, why would you even try when you have options. Not many people choose the cold shower when the hot works perfectly fine.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Emily Ratajkowski who will be topless in Gone Girl on the big screen but famously was topless already in her Robin Thicke video, Lizzy Caplan and Breaking Bad’s Betsy Brandt both topless on the season finale of Masters of Sex, and Olivia Wilde flashing her sweet’ums full frontal and some nice rear in Third Person now out in theaters and OnDemand. It’s a hoopla of the hooters of some of the finest ladies in the land. You really shouldn’t pass it up.
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I think this film was in the can for a while before making a festival run last year then ultimately being released this summer to a very minimal audience. In short, while indie film Third Person got raked over the coals by critics, nobody really stopped to say, hey, wait, Olivia Wilde is topless in this movie. That’s why you have us here. It’s out job to remember this actually happened and share it with you.
This is clearly the sextastic Olivia Wilde pre-baby, not that she won’t once again soon have a spectacular body with her blessed genes and no doubt strict workout regimen. But to see one of the most often overlooking super hotties of Hollywood with her perky pair out there for perfect ogling, well, who cares what the critics say, I call this a tour de force performance. I’m forcing a performance as we speak. That’s rude, but, Olivia Wilde funbags! Enjoy.
Which means it’s time for myself and collection of hot preggo girl fetishists to swab our lenses, as it were, and prepare for many months of Olivia Wilde swelling sextastic in form fitting workout clothes. As the months go by, we can expect all kinds of wonderful burgeoning Olivia Wilde stretchy Spandex reveals.
This really is a wonderful time for us with-child fans, as we get to delight in the curving out of Olivia’s body, while at the same time knowing that when the process is complete, we can simply walk away and let somebody else pay for the actual child. Win-win, Olivia, bless you. Enjoy.
A little Olivia Wilde goes a long way. Once again, I have braved the snickers and scorn of the middle school skateboarder who haunt my very doorstep to gather up the best of the hotness from the lady’s magazines, just for you, because I care.
Olivia Wilde isn’t just a good looking lady, she’s a spectacular looking woman and self-described sex fiend. Either would be good enough for me, but the combination, well it’s downright alluring. Enjoy.
As if our lust affair with Olivia Wilde wasn’t already riding well past safe speeds, she goes and flashes a whole bench of deep cleavy side boob views on the red carpet for the film Rush in London. I can’t help but feeling we’re exporting lots of American funbag views to Jolly Old England these days, albeit the Britty gals we do get in return do tend to go topless. So, I guess the Lend-Lease deal is sort of working in our favor these days.
Olivia Wilde really is one of the top stars in our Egotastic! nighty sky. When she gets dolled up for an evening out, she looks like a million bucks. If only we had a million bucks to make her a decent proposal of the indecent variety. That cleavage must be fully realized. Enjoy.
It’s about the time of year when some good movies coming out. And while the entire fanboy world remains stunned by the Ben Affleck as Batman announcement, fans of seeing hotties baring skin on screen have some more optimistic news this week, courtesy of our friends at Mr. Skin and the forecast for the faptastic in the Mr. Skin Minute.
This week’s MSM features Olivia Wilde taking off her top for the new flick, Drinking Buddies, Laura Ramsey and America Olivo topless victims in the horror flick No One Lives new on Blu-Ray, and Meg Chambers Steele and Gretchen Mol finely unclad in the third season of Boardwalk Empire, also now out on disk. It’s a couple or three eyefuls of goodness. Enjoy.
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Just a simple sidewalk scene outside a talk show appearance and Olivia Wilde is driving men wild. Well, I’m speaking for all men who happen to find Olivia a rather attractive woman who went far off the charts when she started hinting at how much she loves long rounds of sex with her lucky bastard boyfriend. Fiance now I guess. Still a lucky bastard.
Sometimes I listen to that old song about marrying an ugly girl if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, and I think to myself, there’s little to no joy in being practical. Olivia, when you’re ready to move on to a man who this morning did just over ten pushups, call me. I’m ready to let you make me unhappy for a good long while. Enjoy.