Hello happy Reader Finds day. Friday. A day of great hope and opportunity. Also, the day I’m taking my taxes to H&R Block so they can laugh and ask me if that’s really all I make. Those bastards simply aren’t tactful. I feel like Carrie at the prom. But nothing can spoil my mood when it comes time to open up the velveteen purse strings and birth the weekly goodies provided by you, the readers, to all of us, also readers. It’s the most glorious of gifting parties and it happens here weekly without a hint of selfish concern. It’s what gives me hope for humanity’s future. Also, tons and tons of hot celebrity skin.
This week’s Reader Finds includes the delightfully hot mammaries of Olivia Wilde pre-baby and marriage days (thank you to EgoReader ‘Arness), sweet hot model Thais D’Lima quite see-through to the funbags (much ado about hotness from ‘David M.’), Sigourney Weaver topless in one of her latter day roles (Sig’s sea monsters thanks to ‘Evan’), Rinko Kikuchi topless through torn top (titillations via ‘Owen J.’), more looks at belusted Reese Witherspoon topless and booty in Wild (oh, my, these mammaries stick around, from ‘Benjamin’), and more looks at Dakota Johnson being spanked topless in 50 Shades (BDSMagnificas courtesy of ‘The David’), hot model Lada Kravenchko braless and sweet to the sight (lovely young thing dropped off by ‘Darren E.’), throwback to 70′s siren Kay Lenz topless (au natural natties via ‘Stephen’), Kate Winslet topless making the sexy (bulging Brits thanks to ‘Elaina’), Juno Temple topless in a siren’s sexy role (love me my Temple topless, kudos ‘Aaron’), Jackie Swanson topless in the under-appreciated opening moments of LW1 (so tender are her nuggets, provided by ‘Lenceion’), Hailey Clausen bikini ta-ta’s behind the scenes of SI (water plus hot girl plus boobtastic equals epic, thanks ‘Dave T.’), my future wife Edita Vilkeviciute topless in one awesome short silly art film (my bridal treats looking finer, via ‘Scott’), Dianna Agron nip slip, seems to be real (twin thanks to ‘David M.’ and ‘Thomas’), what might just be topless naughty sex pics from Diana McCollister of the new A&E show, Neighbors with Benefits (thank you, ‘Anon’), Charlie Riina my newly belusted in quite the sextastic pose downs (kind snaps from ‘Ellington’), and last, but heavenly not possibly least, the bodaciously bosomed Alyssa Arce topless behind the scenes of her Playboy automobile fun time video. Are any of these must-sees? These are all must-sees. You must make the time. It’s sort of your duty to check out this booty. Enjoy.