The Toronto International Film Festival is generally known as the time of year when we hear about films that nobody is going to really see in theaters but that contains some topless scene by a sextastic celebrity that we just have to see. Sadly, we’ve not much rumor of that delightful prospect this year. Kind of a downer really, but we’ll keep checking. In the meantime, the festival does bring out some serious hotness, and we found a couple we really dug over the weekend in the form of some cleavage displays by Naomi Watts and Nina Dobrev.
Naomi Watts may be a hippy mama most of her time these days, but our long time object d’ lust still turns it on big time for red carpet events, always catching our lower eyes, and Nina Dobrev, a more recent hardcore crush, that only gets harder and harder (as it were) each and every time we see her prancing about in all grown up things. Just wicked hot. Worth visiting a film festival kind of hot. Enjoy.
There’s a reason we don’t let teens, most especially young teen girls, make important decisions. For one, Justin Bieber would be our nation’s first lesbian President, and while hair-twistees would replace war, a whole bunch of other bad shizz would befall us as all important institutions were slowly turned into Forever 21 stores.
That being said, the Teen Choice Awards while being completely inane and craptastic in concept and delivery, did manage to deliver a bevy of super sextastic celebrities to the red carpet and insipid in-show skits, that with the volume turned all the way off, became tolerable thanks to the hotness of Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Nina Dobrev, Taylor Swift, Hayden Panettiere, Zooey Deschanel, Bella Thorne, Lea Michele, and Victoria Justice. Pack all those ladies into a suitcase and head out for a weekend of non-stop self-stimulation, if you know what I’m saying. And, you do. Enjoy.
We’ve certainly seen more skin in previous Me in My Place photoshoots, but when the subject is the steaming hot Nina Dobrev, not only do you take what you can get, you say, ‘Please, mistress, may I have another?’.
The Vampire Diaries starlet and all-around one of the hottest women in Hollywood let our photographer friend Michael Edwards and his MIMP camera into her inner sanctum for a few poses that leave us wanting to leave a few bite marks of our own along Nina’s sweet body. Alas, we can only dream of immortality with Nina Dobrev, but you can check out her entire set of photos at the Me in My Place website (and don’t forget to get their sweet MIMP web-app for all your naughty bedroom photoshoot needs). Enjoy.
You know nobody loves a gala more than me. Big swank dress-up affair. As long as crocs are excepted footwear, I’m in. Especially so when half the hot-women in the known universe are in attendance, like the amfAR Gala in Cannes last night, where it was wall to wall sextastic celebrities. Some we love, some we love a little less, but all looked hot and I’m told the drinks were free, so who has time to judge personalities.
Which brings me to Kim Kardashian, who outside of nipple slipping and showboating, had little reason to be in Cannes, but, hell, she looked pretty hot at the amfAR event; so did her former high school classmate (educational term used loosely), Billionaire Barbie, along with the likes of Kate Upton, Nina Dobrev, and too many others to even name. But check them out, because it’s sure to spark you’re ‘I’m Going to Be A Future Movie Producer and Bang My Leading Ladies’ fantasies.
And, oh, for a surprise, check out the gallery and see if you can find who wore the boobtastic see-through dress to the party. Enjoy.
Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, and AnnaSophia Robb Form a Trifecta of Hotness at CW Upfronts After Party
Now, I must admit to not having watched a single CW show, not at least since the day my family jewels descended into their velvet sack; none of them ever appealed to me. However, that does not deny the fact that the CW has put forth a bevy of beautiful young thespianics in their various craptastic melodramas, including the likes of Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, and AnnaSophia Robb who paraded around the CW Upfront After Party last night and reminded me that menage-a-trois fantasies are just thinking small.
While all hotties who attend these Upfront meetings are restricted to family-friendly dress code, there was no denying the internal sextastic heat these three ladies can’t help but deliver whenever their shiny faces, and equally shiny bodies, make a public appearance. Could we someday learn that CW stands for Constant Wanking? Yes, yes we could. Enjoy.