I guess there’s two ways to look at it, if you’re throwing a party in the Hollywood Hills, you’ve kind of made it when Lindsay Lohan and Billionaire Barbie stumble into your pad all kinds of wobbly and wasted, however, when you’re throwing what you label as an indie rock concert, yeah, not so much on the credibility.
But, so they came, LiLo, Paris, Vanessa Hudgens, Nina Dobrev, Fergie, Jamie Chung, Katy Perry, Mischa Barton, and scores of other celebutantes, to the Coachella Music Festival, or, should we say, to the special select V.I.P. area of the concert cordoned off from the general riff-raff so that finer alcohol and better drugs could be served in the safety of a celebrity friendly environment.
The only thing missing from complete Coachella sell-out was Justin Bieber throwing down gang signs. But I’m sure if we look hard enough, that was going on somewhere. Enjoy.
The DirecTV Beach Bowl has become an annul Super Bowl weekend tradition now, and any tradition that involves gathering up a half-dozen or so super sporty hotties to play flag football in the sand, well, call me a traditionalist because it’s one of my favorite times of the entire Super Bowl weekend.
This lists cast of sextastic players included the bouncy flouncy Kate Upton, uber-Grecian hottie Maria Menounos, vastly underappreciated brunette deliciosa, Nina Dobrev, and out hottie Eurasian model friend, Chrissy Teigen, forming a scrum very close to the see-ball, fondle-ball sporting games of my nightly fantasies. Hot chicks playing sports, there may never be a more passion-inducing combination. Enjoy.
Kristin Cavallari gets knocked up. (HuffPo)
More stars are getting nekkid on TV. (FoxNews)
Nina Dobrev Nylon photoshoot. (GossipCenter)
Cameron Diaz and Diane Kruger do Paris. (Celebuzz)
Will Vanessa Bryant join Basketball Wives? (TMZ)
Lana Del Rey, before she was
hot famous. (BuzzFeed)
Jennifer Lawrence new movie poster. (theFABlife)
We’re still not exactly sure what the People’s Choice Awards are, other than a big early jump for CBS to pimp hair care products out front of the Hollywood awards season and pretend it was demanded by the public at-large. I’m really not sure who votes for these things, but, by the looks of tonight’s winners, I’m going to say lots and lots of girls who run to the bathroom before the boy they’re mad crushing on in 3rd period English sees the zit on their cheek.
Nevertheless, such have-become-big events do bring out the requisite number of Tinsel Town hotties in their first real crazy expensive attire of the ‘oh, my gawd, you do love me’ season.
Some of the noteworthy faces at tonight’s award show included Miley Cyrus, Kaley Cuoco, Julianne Hough, Demi Lovato, Vanessa Hudgens, Stana Katic, Ginnifer Goodwin, Nina Dobrev, Ashley Greene, Carrie Keegan, Lea Michele, Jennifer Lawrence, Ashley Benson, and Kristen Bell. Quite a gaggle. Enjoy.
NOTE: We’ll update the gallery throughout the evening and tomorrow morning as we sober up some and sift through our photo dump, as it were.
Lindsay Lohan buys new teeth. (GossipCenter)
Olivia Wilde gets her magic on. (HuffPo)
Taylor Swift pissed about topless photo rumors. (FoxNews)
Nina Dobrev does her best Emma Watson look. (theFABlife)
Nicole Richie dresses as Jennifer Lopez. (LaineyGossip)
Hot chicks in bikinis for Monday. (GossipOnThis)
Emmanuelle Chriqui looking hot and stuff. (Celebslam)
Amid the botox and Guinness Record levels of makeup on display at last night’s celebration of prime time television, amid the pressure of 40 and 50-something women trying to pass for 30, and amid all the sort of thespianics on most definitely awful television programs, there was celebrity sextastic on display at last night’s Emmy Awards. Now, for some reason, long, covering dresses seemed to be in vogue last night on the red carpet, I’m not sure if this is because the vast majority of designers don’t get a reflexive tingle in their jingles every time they see a little hot actress skin like most of us do, or if it’s just some fashion trend that I would never in a million years care to understand, but there was not much in the way of cleavage or sexy leg on the catwalk.
Nevertheless, sexy ladies did abound including the small screen hotties, Sofia Vergara, Dianna Agron, Christina Hendricks, Emily Blunt, Jane Krakowski (flashing some memorable cleave), Heidi Klum, Kate Winslet, Maria Bello, Minka Kelly, Nina Dobrev, Olivia Munn, and Gwyneth Paltrow and Katie Holmes seemed to tag along just because they had extra tickets and some $5,000 gowns hanging in their closet. Enjoy.
I have absolutely no clue what the Teen Choice Awards are and not sure how they differ from the MTV Award shows and the billion other made-up award thing on television aimed at a teen audience, and, I don’t care, because whatever the heck it is, it brought out the young Hollywood hotties in droves and droves last night to the Universal Amphitheater where 12-year old girl voting ruled the day, with producers throwing in The Kardashians and Tyra Banks and such to try and get a living soul past high school age to pay attention.
Still, the red carpet and show did sizzle with the likes of Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Ashley Greene, Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, Demi Lovato, Avril Lavigne, Alexa Vega, Lucy Hale, Elizabeth Banks, and Blake Lively. Imagine all those girls scantily clad in a Motel 6 standard rack rate room and you kind of are halfway toward my most recurring daydream. So much hotness packed into one tight little space. Enjoy.