Scarlett Johansson, Cameron Diaz, Sofia Vergara Lead List of Hotties at the Met Museum of Art Costume Gala
Now, the last time I got invited to a costume party, I attended the event dressed as one of the members of the Teletubbies, so you can imagine how long ago that way, like three or four years now. And I somehow didn’t receive my invitation to the more prestigious, celebrity A-list only Metropolitan Museum of Art annual Costume Gala, that brings out essentially every single top tier star in Hollywood to this swank N.Y.C. dress up event. I bet they’re not serving up Gino’s Pizza Rolls in that shindig.
While not invited, we still get the benefit of seeing this amazing plethora of sextastic celebs, of which we picked our 15 or so favorites, led by the likes of the super busty hot Scarlett Johansson, ever red carpet stealing Sofia Vergara, Cameron Diaz looking especially bosomy protruding, and Anja Rubik in a dress you will not soon forget, just to name a few.
Check them all out and see who you think would make your hottest virtual prom date. Enjoy.
I guess there’s two ways to look at it, if you’re throwing a party in the Hollywood Hills, you’ve kind of made it when Lindsay Lohan and Billionaire Barbie stumble into your pad all kinds of wobbly and wasted, however, when you’re throwing what you label as an indie rock concert, yeah, not so much on the credibility.
But, so they came, LiLo, Paris, Vanessa Hudgens, Nina Dobrev, Fergie, Jamie Chung, Katy Perry, Mischa Barton, and scores of other celebutantes, to the Coachella Music Festival, or, should we say, to the special select V.I.P. area of the concert cordoned off from the general riff-raff so that finer alcohol and better drugs could be served in the safety of a celebrity friendly environment.
The only thing missing from complete Coachella sell-out was Justin Bieber throwing down gang signs. But I’m sure if we look hard enough, that was going on somewhere. Enjoy.
The DirecTV Beach Bowl has become an annul Super Bowl weekend tradition now, and any tradition that involves gathering up a half-dozen or so super sporty hotties to play flag football in the sand, well, call me a traditionalist because it’s one of my favorite times of the entire Super Bowl weekend.
This lists cast of sextastic players included the bouncy flouncy Kate Upton, uber-Grecian hottie Maria Menounos, vastly underappreciated brunette deliciosa, Nina Dobrev, and out hottie Eurasian model friend, Chrissy Teigen, forming a scrum very close to the see-ball, fondle-ball sporting games of my nightly fantasies. Hot chicks playing sports, there may never be a more passion-inducing combination. Enjoy.
People’s Choice Awards 2012: Miley Cyrus, Julianne Hough, and Kaley Cuoco Just Some of the Decked Out Sextastic Celebs
We’re still not exactly sure what the People’s Choice Awards are, other than a big early jump for CBS to pimp hair care products out front of the Hollywood awards season and pretend it was demanded by the public at-large. I’m really not sure who votes for these things, but, by the looks of tonight’s winners, I’m going to say lots and lots of girls who run to the bathroom before the boy they’re mad crushing on in 3rd period English sees the zit on their cheek.
Nevertheless, such have-become-big events do bring out the requisite number of Tinsel Town hotties in their first real crazy expensive attire of the ‘oh, my gawd, you do love me’ season.
Some of the noteworthy faces at tonight’s award show included Miley Cyrus, Kaley Cuoco, Julianne Hough, Demi Lovato, Vanessa Hudgens, Stana Katic, Ginnifer Goodwin, Nina Dobrev, Ashley Greene, Carrie Keegan, Lea Michele, Jennifer Lawrence, Ashley Benson, and Kristen Bell. Quite a gaggle. Enjoy.
NOTE: We’ll update the gallery throughout the evening and tomorrow morning as we sober up some and sift through our photo dump, as it were.