Wow, not that I need much to inspire my train of heavenly girl thoughts, but vastly bodily underrated Julianne Hough and her best friend Nina Dobrev and another hottie or two frolicking on the beach and braiding each other’s hair, takes me back to every window of every high school sleepover party I peeped on with my junior astronomer telescope. My, oh, my. Both Julianne and Nina exhibit the perfect blend of girlish enthusiasm and fine grown woman form, allowing such fantasies to be perfectly legal, while entirely naughty. And, oh, those bikini bottoms.
Julianne and Nina spent the entire weekend in their bikinis and little shorts along Miami Beach stirring up all kinds of passions among the gentleman oglers, not to mention the sea of paparazzi that was drawn to this pair of Hollywood hotties. If only they’d lose the stupid hats. But, I’m not going to nitpick this unusually sextastic pair of water nymphs. Not when there’s much more leering to be done. Enjoy.