Nina Dobrev

Nina Dobrev, Ali Larter, Jamie Lynn Sigler and More Hotties at The Art of Elysium’s 7th Annual Heaven Gala

The Art of Elysium Gala really is one of the parties I don't get invited to each January that irks me to no end. I'm kind, I'm considered, I'm well-mannered, and I have a 20% coupon for Tuxedo rental at the Men's Wearhouse. I'm good to go on this type of gala, filled with mega-hotties like Nina Dobrev, Ali Larter, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and many many more. So why no invite?

I can't only assume discrimination. A prejudice built up against me because maybe once or twice or thrice in the past I've been known to peek down guests low cut tops or up under dresses for my scientific research on panties colors. And, yes, there is the occasional untoward proposition of the ladies up to 80 years of age in attendance, but I assure you, that is almost entirely the fault of how alcohol interacts with my brain after the first seven beverages. I deserve an invite to the ball. I feel so Cinderella right now, still waiting on the fairy godmother though. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez, Nina Dobrev, Shay Mitchell, Just Some of the Hotties Out for the 2013 Teen Choice Awards

I think it goes without saying that you can't have a lowest common denominator of taste than anything teens choose on national television. So unless you're a 14-year old girl and when asked about the last book you read you answer, 'Huh?', you're probably not a fan or even familiar with the name of most of the honorees and winners at last night's 2013 Teen Choice Awards. Just know that somebody at Fox thought it'd be cool to give away surfboards instead of trophies, because that's so damn teen relatable.

Nevertheless, as always, anything award show related and big network is going to bring out some serious starpower and some sweet hotties decked out in their finest, including Selena Gomez, who stole the show in her double slit form fitting dress, ever hot Nina Dobrev, Miley Cyrus sticking out her tongue for no reason, underrated Shay Mitchell, a busty grown up Abigail Breslin, and much much more. You really should get out your Mr. Zogs and check them all out. Enjoy.

Nina Dobrev Hot Even in Clothes for Cosmo

As you know, my threshold for hotness for ogling women in their clothes is quite high. Especially when I have to 'borrow' copies of magazine from the local hair salon to gain access. Those ladies with the hot irons can get quite nasty. But, suffice it to say, Nina Dobrev meets and exceeds that deadline.

Featured in the new edition of Cosmopolitan magazine, Nina shows exactly why she's one of the most underrated hotties in Tinsel Town, rarely making 'top' lists from the magazines who obliged to make such lists, but most definitely a girl you would kill the family goat if she agreed to go to the prom with you, let alone check out your baseball card collection up in your room. I really do like Nina Dobrev. I like her quite a bit. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lawrence, Nina Dobrev, and Adrianne Curry Highlight the Hotness at Comic-Con

I don't know, maybe the convention is getting older or maybe I'm getting older, or both. But it sure seems like we used to have much more skin at past Comic-Con events. Still, where else are you going to get to hang out with a few hundred thousand of your closest geek friends all trying to touch any humanoid life form with boobs? That's a thing right there and an experience you really must experience at least once in your life.

And, of course, the weekend turned week long event was not without some juicy celebrity sightings, including Jennifer Lawrence who arrived on scene in a tight white dress to pimp Hunger Games, Nina Dobrev was also quite alluring promoting her own show, and then a little Mortal Kombat cosplay something something from Adrianne Curry who was there to promote her sweet melons. Yes, there were definitely some sights in San Diego. The ratios however were somewhere between sausage fest and all-boys school locker room. You really do have to go for the pure fanboy pageantry. Enjoy.

Nina Dobrev Tight Blue Backside Wonderments at the CW Upfronts

Vampire Diaries starlet Nina Dobrev really doesn't get the attention she deserves. Well, I mean, she does from me. I'm talking to all of you now. Ever since she dazzled as the single teen mom on Degrassi, Nina has been using that smile and body of hers to make many a man pregnant with lust.

Featured at the CW Upfronts in New York, Nina flashed a solid bit of a faptastic little dumper that left advertisers asking how much, when, and where they could be a part of her show. And not necessarily anything to do with Vampire Diaries. She really is quite the looker. Enjoy.

Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev Bikini Pictures Having a Hot Girl Party at the Beach

Wow, not that I need much to inspire my train of heavenly girl thoughts, but vastly bodily underrated Julianne Hough and her best friend Nina Dobrev and another hottie or two frolicking on the beach and braiding each other's hair, takes me back to every window of every high school sleepover party I peeped on with my junior astronomer telescope. My, oh, my. Both Julianne and Nina exhibit the perfect blend of girlish enthusiasm and fine grown woman form, allowing such fantasies to be perfectly legal, while entirely naughty. And, oh, those bikini bottoms.

Julianne and Nina spent the entire weekend in their bikinis and little shorts along Miami Beach stirring up all kinds of passions among the gentleman oglers, not to mention the sea of paparazzi that was drawn to this pair of Hollywood hotties. If only they'd lose the stupid hats. But, I'm not going to nitpick this unusually sextastic pair of water nymphs. Not when there's much more leering to be done. Enjoy.

Maria Menounos, Morena Baccarin, and Nina Dobrev Lead List of Hotties at the 2013 SAG Awards

Okay, time to get serious with Award Season. That annual time of year when Hollywood comes together for a self-congratulatory circle jerk of mirrored affection. Not sure how many other industries pack ten to fifteen major 'give yourself a pat on the back' ceremonies in the course of six weeks time, but when you're a celebrity, how can you be loved if you first don't love yourself?

Not that we're complaining, not when the super hotties make a strong showing at last night's SAG Awards, the thespian-on-thespian accolades that is considered one of the highest honors from within. So we give out our honors, to the ladies that looked the most ridiculously hot on the red carpet, and there were several, including Maria Menounos (who really isn't an actress, but who gives a damn), Morena Baccarin who has come to control the very blood flow in our appendages, Nina Dobrev, stellar brunette, Amanada Seyfried, Nordic girl of many Asgard naughty dreams, Jennifer Lawrence, a stage stealing voluptuous young beauty, Sofia Vergara, who ever delivers veteran caliente to the red carpet, Julianne Moore, who continues to be the veteran ginger we'd most like to discipline us, Lea Michele, who can be hit or miss, but was super hit last night. and Michelle Dockery, of Downton Abbey renown, flashing serious sideboob. All of these ladies and more all decked out in expensive triumph for your viewing pleasure.

And, oh yeah, some awards were given out and people thanked Aunt Myrtle and their agents, and then a few actors cried. Enjoy.