Nicole Kidman

Nicole Kidman Has Never Met a Top She Can’t Poke Through

Nicole Kidman has nipples that could likely cut through steel and it's turning me on to no end.

The sextastic MILFY Aussie actress mom has repeatedly proven that her headlights can penetrate pretty much any material made by mere mortals, most especially when she's been exercising. Speaking way too personally, I find hard workouts (the kind I engage in twice a year to stupidly impress some girl) result in a level of bodily attachment gone-into-hiding, but not Nicole. She flares with sweat. Blood flow at full capacity, the tips of her mammaries fire forth like the Chunnel earth boring machine, daring layers of clothing to just try and contain her nips, to no avail.

Pokes away! Enjoy.

Nicole Kidman Makes Brief Public Appearance Involving Stretch Pants

Nicole Kidman is not easy to spot in public, a place she rarely ventures save for special industry events. However, the 40-something Aussie actress does stick pretty tight to her daily jogging regimen, which means we stick pretty tight to this pretty tight-bodied veteran hottie, who, on occasion, as today, rewards us with a little something something, like stretch pants clinging to her shapely lower body.

With the statuesque Nicole, we take (and ogle) whatever we can get. Enjoy.

Weekend Links

Ciara shows some skin. (Celebuzz)

Nicole Kidman reveals her sexy legs. (HuffPo)

Nicole Scherzinger rocks her asstastic off. (GossipCenter)

Rachel Bilson, Kristen Bell and AnnaLynne McCord: Three's a party. (SocialiteLife)

The hottest girls of Entourage. (Ranker)

I'm vibing Kelly Rowland in this photoshoot. (Idolator)

Lindsay Lohan out in short shorts. (DrunkenStepfather)

Irina Shayk, Nicole Kidman, and Olivia Munn Form a Trifecta of Sextastic for ‘Snow Flower’ Premiere

Have you heard of the film Snow Flower and the Secret Fan? You have now. It's an artsy film you probably won't see unless your girlfriend or your oppressive Chinese period film group on Meetup.com makes you, but it didn't manage to bring out an odd, but delightful collection of hotties to the N.Y. premiere last night including the super hot-bodied Irina Shayk, who if I were a dress designer, I'd want wearing my fashions, not to mention getting in and out of several options in front of me, the veteran sexy Nicole Kidman who has been making statuesque appearances on red carpets for more than fifteen years now, and fanboy faptastic, Olivia Munn, who has taken a conservative bent in her appearances lately, but can not hide her innate hotness no matter how hard she tries. All in a all, a great night for movies, whatever this one is about. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez and Blake Lively Among the Hotties Who Came Out to Knob Hobs with Kate Middleton at BAFTA Event

Apparently, I'm not the only one in town with a monster crush on Duchess Catherine, because an entire swarm of celebrity hotties got dolled up for some trumped up BAFTA event which was all just an excuse to meet Kate Middleton and Prince Combover at this posh L.A.glamour fest. I can't really remember a time I've seen so many prima donnas go gaga and giggly over the chance to meet a celeb even bigger than themselves. There is something to be said for royalty still.

These giggling Tinsel Town ladies in waiting included Jennifer Garner, Elizabeth Banks, Blake Lively, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Chastain, Nicole Kidman, Talulah Riley, and a mightily underated Gugu Mbatha-Raw. So much hawtness in one location; now that is truly majestic. Enjoy.

Seal of Approval

Heidi Klum doesn't play hard to get. (FoxNews)

They don't make em like they did in the 90's. (Buzznet)

Pippa Middleton expands her hotness empire. (Celebuzz)

Nicole Kidman takes over Sofia Vergara. (HuffPo)

This hot fantasy chick gets battle ready. (CollegeHumor)

Selena Gomez looking pretty hot and stuff. (GlobalGrind)

Emma Stone bikini picture is one to pin up. (theFABlife)

Nicole Kidman Nipples Poke Pictures for the Morning Workout

Nicole Kidman has a fierce workout routine and an even fiercer set of nipples that grow with anticipation of the brisk morning jog. It's a nice combination for us oglers of this statuesque Aussie whose veteran sexy reputation is much deserved after a decade and a half of being on the scene and very worth being seen. Early this morning, Nicole Kidman nipple poke pictures were available atop one of the many hills dotting the San Francisco landscape, her pert pokies tracking the sun like a a blooming flower hungry for a plate of photosynthesis. I lust Nicole Kidman (albeit, let's lose the hiding hat and glasses). Her 'lost years' with Tom Cruise now well behind us, I think she's the type of 40-something MILF that could teach a boy like me a lesson, and if I'm bad, punish me with those pointy bad-boys. Enjoy.

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