Michelle Rodriguez

Cara Delevingne Topless for Lesbionic Maritime Makeout Session with Michelle Rodriguez in Cancun!

 

Be still my Sapphic lusting lusting heart. It's one thing when I get to see the lesbionic lovemaking portrayed by two thespianics on screen that might not be super real, even if super hot. But when two of our sextastic favorites ladies fall in deep furry burger fun time together, well, that's enough to bring a crocodile tear to this jaded man's Dunkin Donut clogged arterial chambers.

Cara Delevingne, she of the fast rising supermodel star with the bushy eyebrows and the fashion model body, and Michelle Rodriguez, or general bisexual horny girl and movie fame, have fallen into a special kind of romance. Now, we get to see the blossoming of their affections, and Cara quite topless, on their makeout beach vacation to Cancun. I'm going to guess making out is not the full extent of their time back in the hotel room together. I've already drawn out over 118 different possible coupling play time games for the girls when the sun goes down. But when the sun is out, it's just topless playtime on the beach in Cancun, much to their squealing delight. Oh, trust me, I'd be squealing too just watching. Enjoy.

Michelle Rodriguez Wouldn’t Change a Thing About Her Role in the First Fast & Furious (VIDEO)

Can I Knock This Guy Out Right Here?

It's opening day for Fast & Furious 6 and all signs point to box office gold. And according to early reviews, worthy gold as the film delivers exactly what is promises - fast cars, hot girls, and lots of stunts involving the two. It's not aiming too high, but, hey, we're not such high minded people here. Crash, boom, boobs. I'll take that.

We had a chance to send one of our intrepid reporters off to London to interview Michelle Rodriguez before the Britty premiere of the film and asked her a bunch of random stuff, but our favorite response came from the answer to what Michelle might tell Michelle of the very first Fast & Furious if she could go back in time. Kind of cool. And very very Michelle Rodriguez. Enjoy.

Fast 6: Gina Carano vs. Michelle Rodriguez

Fast & Furious 6 opens in theaters a couple days from now. We will soon find out if this is, indeed,the fastest and furious-est of them all.  More importantly, all trailers, featurettes, tweets, facebook posts and grandma's bingo-buzz about the movie points to an epic-as-shit ladyfight between real-life MMA fighter Gina Carano and actress-who-played-a-boxer-once Michelle Rodriguez. Now we want to know, who's going to win?

The Case for Carano. She was trained from birth by monks, deep in the mountains of Shaolin. No, seriously though, she fought other people as her full time job until 2009. She's an actual real mixed martial artist for whom acting was originally her moonlighting gig.Doesn't seem to be much else we need to add, does there? We want to see some body-rubbing choke-holds and her sexy sexy ground game.

The Case for Rodriguez. She was in Girlfight? Sexy as she is and as tough as she looks, nothing about her says she's going to physically, er, womanhandle Gina Carano. But that's not counting real life grit. Make no mistake, Michelle Rodriguez is goddamn fierce --  her 18 day stint in the slammer must have honed her hand-to-hand skills. If shivs are involved, Rodriguez wins hands-down. Again, more ground game, ladies.

Who Would Win in a Fight, Gina Carano or Michelle Rodriguez?

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Michelle Rodriguez Cleavetastic on the Fast and Furious Red Carpet

I'll say this for Michelle Rodriguez, she's one smart cookie. Okay, two things, she also has some nice chest puppies to take to parties and fancy gatherings. Michelle countered her butchy images, especially in the Fast and Furious film series, by hitting the big London premiere of FF6 showing off more lady skin than really anybody else in the place. Smart move. And, hot move.

So now we're talking about Michelle's chest, which was her plan all along. Sometimes a lady needs to whip out the guns and kick ass to get what she wants, and sometimes she needs to flash her sultry ta-ta's. Those who can do both are keepers. Enjoy.

Michelle Rodriguez See-Through Top Reveals Her Boobtastic to the Brits

Okay, look close now. Okay, a little closer. Yep, that's Michelle Rodriguez and those are her funbags.

The Latina actress has been roaming the streets of London of late, not entirely sure why, but when Michelle Rodriguez sets out to party, she parties hard, messes are made, bodies are buried, and towns remember her. So when Michelle stepped out of the Rose nightclub in a see-through top flashing all her upper goodness for those gentlemen oglers with good night vision, well, it was just another brick in the wall. A hot bare boobtastic brick. Enjoy.

Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Photos Take a Dip in Dripping Goodness At Eden Roc Hotel

I've got to get me to this Eden Roc hotel in Cannes during the film festival one year; it's where all the hot celebrities stay or hang out or play or just head out to their yachts. Hopefully, they book rooms by the hour, I think I could afford to stay for a couple. But it'd be worth it, to first-hand ogle the likes of Michelle Rodriguez who shows up every year to show off in her bikinis.

Granted, every time we see Michelle Rodriguez she has that sort of angry disappointed look that I became all too familiar with with basically every single teacher I ever had in my life, but I never wanted to leer most of those ladies in dripping wet bikinis coming out of the Mediterranean. Enjoy.

Cannes Winds Up In A Giant Hottie Party Featuring Alessandra Ambrosio, Irina Shayk, and Bar Refaeli

It's been a long, hotness week at Cannes. Next year, I swear, I'm going in person, even if I have to sleep on the public beach again.  Sexy actress rubbing elbows and bare backs with ridiculously hot models and a bunch of rich dudes with yachts and dark tans. It's all there. And the big windup came last night at the amfAR Gala where the best of the hottest came together in a giant flaming visual orgy of decked-out sextastic that included Alessandra Ambrosio, Irina Shayk, Bar Refaeli, Doutzen Kroes, Elisabetta Canalis, Gwen Stefani, Michelle Rodriguez, Rosario Dawson, Mischa Barton, and Mila Jovovich.  Oh, yeah, Courtney Love was also there falling out of her top, so we thought that at least made her worth a couple ogles or two. Can you imagine how badly your neck would hurt after hanging out at a hottie hullabaloo like this? Enjoy.