Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Stam And Nina Dobrev Head To Leonardo DiCaprio’s Party

Leonardo DiCaprio throws parties very much like I do. Hot girls, St. Tropez, fat checks being written to good causes. Maybe not so much those three specific elements, but we do both have rocking mixed tapes. And a bit of a beer paunch.

DiCaprio's Foundation gala in the South of France did bring out a bunch of crazy good looking ladies including Michelle Rodriguez who likely got jiggy with many of them, Nina Dobrev, Irina Shayk, and Jessica Stam, to name just a few girls of my various and sundry Bill Dates Horny Models Who Use Him As Their Sex Toy dreams. I have those daily. Thrice. Just look at these sextastic beauties and tell me you don't imagine a party where they come to your door in see-through gowns and heels. I think I'd probably cry. Tears of enjoy.

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