Michelle Hunziker

Michelle Hunziker, My Future Adopted Mommy, My Present Day Bikini Asstastic Swiss MILF

I'm still quite amazed at how rapidly my future adopted mom Michelle Hunziker has recovered from baby making. This isn't like when she was twenty and her had first. This is sixteen years later and likely required a great bit more yoga, Pilates, and stomach crunches to get the tip-top hottie Swiss Miss booty and bikini body back in shape. But she's obviously done just that.

Back on vacation in Italy, she does seem to revel in her fair share of vacation time, Michelle was showing off that stellar new mom again body by the pool, including a fully tight but two-hands grab-able thumper that I would grab myself if it wouldn't be grounds to dismiss my application for adoption. Quite unfair, but I need to keep my hands to myself until the paperwork is official and my new mom can come visit me with cocoa in the evenings without any legal hinderances. Michelle, we are going to be so happy together. Enjoy.

Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures Return to Glory! (That’s My Future Adopted Mom)

I kind of understand that in this whole process of reviewing papers on my request for Michelle Hunziker to adopt me as her legal child in need of care and nursing she somehow decided to get get married again and have another baby. I didn't quite anticipate this delay, though I doubt it will affect the ultimate conclusion of Michelle and her veteran hot bikini body taking me into her home as one of her own.

Michelle made her big bikini return following her second turn at MILFhood, her first being about sixteen years earlier, by hitting the hardcore beach in Miami where hot models and TV show hostesses battle for bodily supremacy. It's hard to imagine she went through the entire child birthing process and came out a few months later looking like this, but it's true. The former Wetten Daas variety show hostess looks like a million bucks. Though I think I'll just call her mommy. Enjoy.

Michelle Hunziker and Gaia Trussardi Bikini Pictures Show off Hot Prego Mom and Soon To Be Hottie Sister-in-Law

My future adoptive mother Michelle Hunziker is really bursting at the sextastic seams on her extended bikini vacation with her wealthy new Italian fiancee, and now has added his model sister in a bikini to the mix. I really can't wait to join this family.

Sure, at some point, Gaia Trussardi who is the ambitious model turned creative director of her father's fashion empire will loathe the living hell out of her dumb brother's new older wife, laden with an heir to the estate. But, for now, it's just two gals, one curvaceously pregnant, hanging out in their bikinis at the beach shooting the breeze. A breeze I sure would like to sample. Enjoy.

Michelle Hunziker Pregnant Bikini Pictures Continue to Show Off My Future Mama Baby Mama

Oh, that Michelle Hunziker could be curvaceously fertile for the rest of her days, or my days at least. I can not stop leering at, okay, call it obsessing, over how hot my future adopted mother looks as her body swells with life in her extended bikini vacation, with a couple more glimpses at the hottie Swiss Miss in both white and also blue...

Someday, everyone will come to understand the splendor of a swelling blonde hottie wearing hardly any clothing beneath the sun. Until that time, I shall sit alone in my Fortress of Fapitude and await the inevitable coming of a wicked wardrobe malfunction from Michelle. Enjoy.

Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures for the Ever Growing Preggo Hot Mommy

Despite many insistences to the contrary, I find my future adopted mom, the Swiss Miss and almost kind of married Michelle Hunziker to be getting more and more beautiful as she carries the half sister or brother of her already grown teen daughter, not to mention my own future adopted sibling.

Now, I'm not going to jump up on a stump and defend publicly breastfeeding moms, or attend a rally about giving all the good parking spots at Costo to women-with child, but when one of my favorite super hots starts to curve up in fertility, I'm right there with my offers of hand lotions, creams, and rubs to ease her aching sweet body. I just can not help it. And Michelle hanging out in her tiny bikinis whilst gestating is certainly not helping my cause. Oh, mama. Enjoy.

Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures Pregnant With Curvaceous Anticipation

Yes, I've been getting all those letters from many outraged readers when I get all high and lust-filled from ogling some of the with-child sextastic celebrities that we cover. Like this last letter that ready simply, 'you sick f--k'. It was short and to the point. But, my dad has never been once to mince words.

If leering at sweet hot future-mommies who might also be my adopted mom like Michelle Hunziker is some kind of illness, well, then I'm prepared to enter the sick ward. And I will wear my diagnosis like a badge of honor. For I see nothing wrong with filling the passion tanks full of, um, passion juice, while eying Michelle's fertile form up and down and every which way around her bikini while on vacation in Italy. In fact, I'm going to share both sets of bikinis Michelle and her growing curvy frame showed off this weekend...

Go on and dismiss this awesome fetish. That just leaves more 'M in the World MILF' for me to adore. Who's with me? Huh? What? Somebody? Anybody? Enjoy.

Michelle Hunziker Pregnant Bikini Beach Photos Because My Future Mommy Is Going to Be a Hot Mommy Again

No sooner have I nearly achieved my dream of having Swiss Miss model and TV hostess hottie Michelle Hunziker almost nearly agrees to be my new adopted mom, that she up and announces, err, visually declares, herself pregnant by way of her Euro-something boyfriend. Granted, my anger at being displaced in the new child department by a bio baby is mitigated by the site of my future hot mom in a bikini by the beach, showing off her swelling curvaceous body, both in the bikini, and the day before in revealing black one piece...

Still, it might've been nice to get a heads up on new of my future adopted brother or sister. Not to mention Michelle's existing teen daughter from another daddy might be having some feelings to work through. Baby's make everything complicated. Except for making mommy looking a little hotter when they're on their way. If you're into that kind of thing. And, as you know, I very much am no longer apologizing for that particular lust. Enjoy.