Egotastic
As you are well away, the adoption process remains 'active and ongoing' on my petition for Swiss Miss veteran hottie Michelle Hunziker to become my adoptive mom. It's not that I don't love my bio mom and respect how ever many vagrants she had to sedate and steal their organs to help put food on the table for our large brood, it's just that I always dreamed of a parental figure who looked like Michelle Hunziker did in her black leather dress last night during Milan Fashion Week.
When I imagine Michelle and I cuddled up together reading inspiration picture books before bed time, me in my Spiderman footsie pajamas, my new adopted mom in black lace negligee, it just all seems so warm and innocent and maternal.
Just sign the papers, Michelle. And let's make this our first family holiday season together. Enjoy.
Happy Birthday to Michelle Hunziker, My Future Adopted Mom!
As you know, I'm two steps into the seventeen step process to have hottie Swiss Miss Michelle Hunziker named my new adopted mother (step one was filling out the form, step two mailing it, just fifteen more steps to go.).
And, today, on her 36th birthday, I'd like to give a shoutout to my future mom, So check out the hottest mom on the block with a look back at some of our favorite Michelle Hunziker pictures since our adoption process first began. (And, yeah, if you want to see my future adopted mom topless on her birthday, you can do that too.) Enjoy.