Look, when your new husband and baby daddy has been out of a job for fifteen years, minus some DJ work, you’re going to give him as much of a push as possible toward earning. So it was that Megan Fox made a supremely sextastic appearance in a guest role on Wedding Band, the new TBS show featuring her husband, Brian Austin Green Self-Employed.
As much as we’d love to make fun of B.A.G.S. til the cows come home, we’re far too fascinated with Megan’s cleavy udders in her delicious warrior princess costume on the show to be smarmy. We’re just horny. for Megan, and even though this is likely shot pre-baby, we have no doubt she will be back to super true pimping hotness form shortly and out there earning herself to pay for the deadbeat spouse and the new baby.
And that means more skin is a coming! Enjoy.
It’s a rare coincidence of good fortune that we get to see two of our most belusted beauties in their underthings in previews of two new movies, so why not put them in the Thunderdome of the sextastic where two hotties enter, but you can only fap to one.
Megan Fox is ever so briefly, but entirely wonderfully into her bra and panties in a scene from the upcoming Judd Apatow film, This Is 40, the kind of almost sort of remake of Knocked Up. What isn’t kind of almost sort of is the feelings we have for Megan Fox flashing her hot body. She’s with-B.A.G.S. child now, so we may not see this kind of look from her again for at least some time to come. So, relish.
And, then, the buxom curvaceous and devilishly gorgeous Kelly Brook, in a more supportive bit of underthings, supporting her more substantial thangs in the new Keith Lemon: The Film comedy from the Isle of Britain. Seeing Kelly strutting her stuff in that black bits of lingerie, it’s a 97.9% match to the very last dream I had about her. This might be close enough to make us have to change the sheets again.
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Typically, Megan Fox is only seen in public hiding behind her loose fitting clothing, an oversized cap, and her Self-Employed DJ-Amway salesman husband, but not today. No, now we have a look at Megan in a form fitting t-shirt and we are seeing chest, and some pokes, and what appears to be a maternal hand covering a future half-hot-gened, half unemployed gened baby that we predicted a couple months ago, when everybody made fun of us (we’re like Carrie, yeah, they’re all gonna laugh at us, but we get the last laugh).
Rejoice in some Megan Fox hot bodiness, for it doesn’t come around very often. Enjoy.
Brian Austin Green Self-Employed (B.A.G.S.) won the lottery today. The effin’ lottery. I haven’t been this angry since something else horrible happened in the past that made me this angry.
Do not expect Megan Fox nekkid pregnancy photos by the way. I mean, yes, we’ll sneak and snoop to get any that exist, but count on reclusion, seclusion, and the all-around secretive birthing of B.A.G.S. Jr. in the Fall.
Christmas has come early… wait, it’s too early for that expression, let’s go with Spring Break, as that’s about how I’m feeling right now when I see the uber-sextastic Megan Fox, who we rarely see these days without a heavy jacket, baseball cap, and scarf, now in a little bikini hugging her hot body in Kona. If it’s even possible, her sweet bikini body is becoming even more seductive as she continues to remove some of those inane tattoos she slathered on her body in what can only be described as capricious and drunk college aged girl decision making time.
We don’t get to see Megan much on the big screen these days, though she is still getting paid hella bucks to model for Armani and grace the covers of magazines, which is probably for the best as her true talents do lie in the smile seductively and look quietly stellar for the camera category. Acting, well, she’s no Dame Judi. Then again, I’d like to see Dame Judi make a million men simultaneously drool by donning a little bikini on the beach. Oh, Megan, you do have your undeniable talents. Enjoy.
(And, yes, we did cut Brian Austin Green Self-Employed (B.A.G.S.) out of these pictures, but, trust me, he’s still there hanging around somewhere, somehow. It’s really inexplicable.)
Booking my ticket to Megan Fox Island. (HuffPo)
Cameron Diaz spreads the sexy throughout Paris. (FoxNews)
Jennifer Lawrence reads the nominees. (Celebuzz)
Alright, Emily Maynard is ultra hot. (GossipCenter)
Uncovered Kate Middleton bikini pictures. (LaineyGossip)
JWoww shows cleavage, obviously. (DrunkenStepfather)
Selena Gomez gets see-through in Puerto Rico. (GossipCenter)