Megan Fox

Megan Fox Pregnant!

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brian Austin Green Self-Employed (B.A.G.S.) won the lottery today. The effin’ lottery. I haven’t been this angry since something else horrible happened in the past that made me this angry.

Do not expect Megan Fox nekkid pregnancy photos by the way. I mean, yes, we’ll sneak and snoop to get any that exist, but count on reclusion, seclusion, and the all-around secretive birthing of B.A.G.S. Jr. in the Fall.

Megan Fox Bikini Pictures Candidly Capture the Hottie Along the Beaches of Hawaii

Christmas has come early… wait, it’s too early for that expression, let’s go with Spring Break, as that’s about how I’m feeling right now when I see the uber-sextastic Megan Fox, who we rarely see these days without a heavy jacket, baseball cap, and scarf, now in a little bikini hugging her hot body in Kona. If it’s even possible, her sweet bikini body is becoming even more seductive as she continues to remove some of those inane tattoos she slathered on her body in what can only be described as capricious and drunk college aged girl decision making time. 

We don’t get to see Megan much on the big screen these days, though she is still getting paid hella bucks to model for Armani and grace the covers of magazines, which is probably for the best as her true talents do lie in the smile seductively and look quietly stellar for the camera category. Acting, well, she’s no Dame Judi. Then again, I’d like to see Dame Judi make a million men simultaneously drool by donning a little bikini on the beach. Oh, Megan, you do have your undeniable talents. Enjoy.

(And, yes, we did cut Brian Austin Green Self-Employed (B.A.G.S.) out of these pictures, but, trust me, he’s still there hanging around somewhere, somehow. It’s really inexplicable.)

Selena Gomez Gets Leggy and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Booking my ticket to Megan Fox Island. (HuffPo)

Cameron Diaz spreads the sexy throughout Paris. (FoxNews)

Jennifer Lawrence reads the nominees. (Celebuzz)

Alright, Emily Maynard is ultra hot. (GossipCenter)

Uncovered Kate Middleton bikini pictures. (LaineyGossip)

JWoww shows cleavage, obviously. (DrunkenStepfather)

Selena Gomez gets see-through in Puerto Rico. (GossipCenter)

Jessie J in a See-Through Dress and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Oh, nevermind, Halle Berry. (HuffPo)

There’s more to love with these girls. (FoxNews)

Megan Fox new movie. (GossipCenter)

Mayra Suarez very hot in very little clothes. (Popoholic)

Francesca Frigo in a pink, string bikini. (TMZ)

Jessie J in a completely see-through dress. (Celebuzz)

This hottie’s a lotta bit country. (TheChive)

Miley Cyrus Tweets Teasy from the Laundromat and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Miley Cyrus drops some teasy self-pics at Fluff-N-Fold. (Celebuzz)

Lily Aldridge has a body built for bikini play. (Popoholic)

Megan Fox is slowly ditching Marilyn. (HuffPo)

Lindsay Lohan set to host jet setter NYE party. What could possible go wrong? (TheSuperficial)

Big mammaries, little restraint. (TheChive)

Alessandra Ambrosio pregnant again…dammit! (GossipCenter)

A mega-tribute to Sofia Vergara cleavage, this sounds good. (SocialiteLife)

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Bikini Battle and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Bikini Battle!

Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton in epic bikini body battle (FoxNews)

Maria Menounos is hot, she knows she’s hot, and that’s damn hot. (Popoholic)

Jennifer Lopez upped her sextastic credentials in 2011. (Idolator)

Megan Fox leads list of the very best celebrity bikini bodies of 2011. (SocialiteLife)

Coco shows off her ample bikini curves in Hawaii. (Celebuzz)

Gisele Bundchen will get you upright in Down Under Cosmo pictorial. (GossipCenter)

Hot chests, fuzzy tops….sweater kitten time! (TheChive)

Uma Thurman Cleavage and Other Things to Ogle

Lacey Schwimmer got a boob job. (HuffPo)

- Kim Kardashian has problems down under. (FoxNews)

- Megan Fox goes shopping. (GossipCenter)

- New Dianna Agron photoshoot. (GossipCenter)

- Hotties in wet t-shirts. (TheChive)

- And, there’s Uma Thurman cleavage. (Popoholic)

- Raise your hand, Mary-Kate Olsen. (CollegeHumor)