Megan Fox

Triple Decker Hotties: Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, and Heather Graham Drop the Sexy Bomb on Toronto Film Fest

By Bill Swift | September 12, 2011 @ 7:07 am
Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, and Heather Graham Form a Trifecta of Totally Hot at Toronto Film Fest
Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, and Heather Graham Form a Trifecta of Totally Hot at Toronto Film Fest
Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, and Heather Graham Form a Trifecta of Totally Hot at Toronto Film Fest
Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, and Heather Graham Form a Trifecta of Totally Hot at Toronto Film Fest
Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, and Heather Graham Form a Trifecta of Totally Hot at Toronto Film Fest
Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, and Heather Graham Form a Trifecta of Totally Hot at Toronto Film Fest
Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, and Heather Graham Form a Trifecta of Totally Hot at Toronto Film Fest
Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, and Heather Graham Form a Trifecta of Totally Hot at Toronto Film Fest
Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, and Heather Graham Form a Trifecta of Totally Hot at Toronto Film Fest
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Sometimes a man can get overwhelmed with hotness; and that's kind of what happened to me when I came across this 20-something, 30-something, and 40-something in the heavenly bodies of Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, and Heather Graham, three decades worth of lust-inducement spending their weekend strutting the red carpet at the Toronto Film Festival and generally creating Canuckian timber. What I wouldn't give to be rolling around in a mud pit with these three ridiculously sexy women. Oh, if I had a million dollars...Enjoy.

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Megan Fox Goes Sexy Lady in Red for Rare Public Sighting

By Jon | September 6, 2011 @ 8:58 am
Megan Fox Out in a Red Dress
Megan Fox Out in a Red Dress
Megan Fox Out in a Red Dress
Megan Fox Out in a Red Dress
Megan Fox Out in a Red Dress
Megan Fox Out in a Red Dress
Megan Fox Out in a Red Dress
Megan Fox Out in a Red Dress
Megan Fox Out in a Red Dress
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Sadly, either Megan Fox or her husband B.A.G.S. have put the uber-sexy actress and model on public lockdown of late, it's just hard to find photos of Megan Fox doing anything. But, here she is, doing something, not sure what, but she's out, in the sun, for the cameras, in her red dress, which I think is some kind of secret signal that she's in distress and in need of a rescue. Or, maybe, it's just a red dress. Either way, I mostly just want to see her out of it, and relieve some of my own distress. Enjoy.

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Megan Fox Stokes the Sexy Fires of Comeback in Elle of the Orient

By Jon | August 31, 2011 @ 7:00 am
Megan Fox in Elle China
Megan Fox in Elle China
Megan Fox in Elle China
Megan Fox in Elle China
Megan Fox in Elle China
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Well, these aren't exactly daisy fresh, but anything Megan Fox is more than enough to float my armada of lust, including these additions to her earlier Elle magazine shoot that just showed up in the Chinese edition of the magazine that my cousin's girlfriend's best friend's aunt let me borrow. She's not Chinese herself, but steals like shizz from every beauty parlor and doctor's office she ever visits.

These new pictures are an omen of sorts, a sign that the uber-sexy Megan Fox is getting set to relaunch herself on the world; I can just feel it deep in my super-brunette sextastic sensory regions. And I think it's going to be quite awesome. Enjoy.

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Megan Fox A Perfect 10 On the Set of ‘This Is Forty’

By Jon | August 23, 2011 @ 8:46 am
Megan Fox in a Short Dress on the Set of This is 40
Megan Fox in a Short Dress on the Set of This is 40
Megan Fox in a Short Dress on the Set of This is 40
Megan Fox in a Short Dress on the Set of This is 40
Megan Fox in a Short Dress on the Set of This is 40
Megan Fox in a Short Dress on the Set of This is 40
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I feel like Megan Fox has been in hiding. I'm not sure why. She's been working her Armani campaign and a few indie films here and there, but kind of disappeared from the Hottieville landscape since she got dumped for Transformers 3 and since she married her unemployed actor/DJ/driver boyfriend, B.A.G.S.  But, from the looks of the uber-sexy Megan Fox on set of the latest Judd Apatow film, This is Forty, of course, starring his wife, Leslie Mann, the brunette bombshell flashes hints of boobtastic and the sextastic that originally made 99.9% of all men on this planet care about her more than sports for at least a few minutes. There's something special about Megan Fox that catapults her into the Pantheon of hotties, I can't put my finger on it, but I sure would like to, in the dark. Enjoy.

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Megan Fox Pictures So Hot You’ll Transform Into a Man

By Jon | July 22, 2011 @ 7:39 am
Megan Fox in Elle Magazine China
Megan Fox in Elle Magazine China
Megan Fox in Elle Magazine China
Megan Fox in Elle Magazine China
Megan Fox in Elle Magazine China
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There's nothing wrong with Megan Fox. Those worried that the summer without Transformers would bother the uber-sexy brunette obviously did not yet receive their copy of this month's Elle China, where the sort-of-actress and always-hottie throws down some poses certain to turn a number of boys into men. Now, if I know my Elle China, these likely aren't brand new photos of the starlet, but they sure are fun to ogle. Consider Megan Fox a superhero with ball-dropping powers. Enjoy.

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Weekend Links

By Jon | July 8, 2011 @ 11:40 am

Rosario Dawson takes her amazing cleavage out of storage. (DrunkenStepfather)

Irina Shayk plays in a little yellow bikini. (Celebuzz)

Beyonce looking awesome in white lingerie. (HuffPo)

Secret twitpic of a pregnant Victoria Beckham. (GossipCop)

So, apparently Megan Fox is hot. (GossipCenter)

Generous hotties share their boobage with the world. (TheChive)

Rachel Bilson in oh-so-short shorts. (Popoholic)

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Ferragamo Gams

By Jon | June 29, 2011 @ 11:40 am

Ashley Greene looking amazing. (Celebuzz)

Kiera Knightly and other celebrities after the knife. (Buzznet)

Jennifer Lopez is hot and smells nice too. (HuffPo)

Who makes Rosie Huntington-Whiteley nervous? (FoxNews)

Celebrity Twitter in real life. (CollegeHumor)

I remember this version of Pamela Anderson. (TheBlemish)

Megan Fox is a super hottie. (GlobalGrind)

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