Now, we’re getting somewhere. Megan Fox finally in her April O’Neil wardrobe on the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles which by sheer force of Foxiness, I’m going to be compelled to watch, so I hope it’s not too horrible.
This is really one of the first times we’ve seen the new MILFed out version of Megan in some form fitting, cleavy outfits and, well, I suspect we’re on the verge of something truly wonderful here. Megan Fox has also been a Top 10er in our books, she hit the skids a bit with her marriage to Brian Austin Green Self-Employed (B.A.G.S.) and her addiction to oversized grubby clothing and big covering hats, but, when Megan Fox turns it on, she can still hit the high notes with the greatest of ease. Enjoy.
Just when you thought you could care less about all the bickering back and forth from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle geek boys, along comes Megan Fox on set of the 2014 scheduled film to make things interesting.
Megan was cast to play the April O’Neil character in this origins story of the four mutant turtles who I really thought we had seen the last of. But, now, seeing Megan Fox back at work assures me I will be spending 2-hours with the ninja fighting turtles come a year from now.
Megan Fox makes everything watchable, and it’s not because of her deep acting toolbox. More because of how I would like to return my screwdriver to her toolbox, if I may carry a pun to it’s most painful conclusion. Enjoy.
Megan Fox may not be what she used to be, thanks to new mommyhood and whatever the hell pact Brian Austin Green Self-Employed (B.A.G.S.) made with the devil to get Megan to marry him and father a child, but, from where Megan Fox started, there’s still a good ways to decline and still look pretty damn amazing.
Foxy was down in Brazil promoting the shizz out of something, when she stopped for a little impromptu local fun time activity that eventually saw Megan up and about dancing to the Samba. Now, it’s not quite Megan half-dressed in a bikini shaking fun parts to the Lambada, the forbidden dance of love, but we”ll take Foxy smiling and shaking booty anyway we can. Enjoy.
You know you love them, err, you know I love them, the sweet sextastic celebrities that fade in and out of the nerd culture, the girls who send you fanboys deep into your basement dwellings with your Costco sized bottles of lotion, dreaming of various costumes and fantasy-action sexy time adventures with these geeeked out hotties.
Check out our list of ten supremely sextastic nerd-girls and see if you don’t find yourself mumbling the word ‘ComicCon’ as you fulfill your New Year’s resolution to take better care of yourself, quite directly. Enjoy.
Whenever the upper echelon of sextastic celebrities start pushing out babies, we get a little nervous. Especially when that hottie decided to up and marry Brian Austin Green Self-Employed (BAGS) prior to said delivery. But, Foxy abides, Megan Fox, currently featured in her bikini in This Is 40, is looking all kinds of stellar hot in the February edition of Esquire magazine.
Now, we don’t know what the future holds for Foxy, we can only hope it’s more rather than less skin, once the MILFtastic body is complete, but we do know the present, and that is looking might spectacular for Megan. Enjoy.
Megan Fox can do no wrong in our book. Well, with the monster exception of getting married to and knocked up by Brian Austin Green Self-Employed, the brunette model and occasional thespianic just reminds of us the girls we just knew our future held when we were inexplicably taking long baths at the age of twelve.
Now, perhaps things didn’t pan out exactly as planned in those halcyon days of self-discovery, but we still get to see the likes of Megan Fox in a little black bikini in This Is 40, a movie we hear very mixed reviews about, but by the mere fact that Megan Fox appears in a bikini, we are now male-honor bound to see it.
Oh, Foxy, you complete us, just as our mom yelling at us to get out of the damn bathtub forced us to a premature but similar resolution. Enjoy.