Aw, mom. You’re never too grown up to sport some camel toe in tights in public. I don’t care how much Megan Fox has retreated from the sextastic spotlight since marrying Brian Austin-Green Self-Employed (B.A.G.S.) and bearing him children. She will always be Foxy to me. And, she will always be into blessed stretch pants pulled up tight into her personal cubicle.
I certainly miss the old Megan Fox something awful. She had a run there like nobody’s business for several years. Then life’s circumstances caused her to change paths, which I can respect, but still not be very happy with. I’d like to think that with so many years of hotness left in the tank, Megan will return to us gentleman oglers one day in half shirts and short dresses and lingerie and less. Without hope, what do we have? Okay, well yes, tons of archival pictures. And the occasional camel toe in the Valley. So not completely bereft. Enjoy.
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Seeing Megan Fox and flashes of her black lacy underwear in front of a dumpster remind me that I could be alluring and impassioned by foxy in front of just about anywhere. As if a garbage receptacle and a dirty alley way would deter me from prurient thoughts of what I’d like to do with Megan and that delicate bit of silk and lace about her fun parts.
You can thank me now for cutting Brian Austin Green Self-Employed (BAGS) out of the picture. Yeah, he was there. And he almost ruined the sight of his hot wife in very low rising stretchy pants showing off her fineries. Almost. But, much like the dumpster, BAGS can only do so much to ruin the Megan Fox hotness factor. Oh, thong snaps are racing through my mind. Enjoy.
Sadly, but not entirely unexpectedly, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles kind of sucked really badly. Even the presence of the sultry Megan Fox running around in tight outfits couldn’t save that unsavory turtle soup. But, Megan Fox can still rescue a movie premiere in Berlin, where I guess the movie is just coming out so tons of Germans can still have hope the film will be good while staring at Megan Fox looking all kind of leggy hot at the premiere. That’s how I got hooked in the first place.
Megan Fox may not be one-hundred percent what she was in latter years, but that’s like saying Peyton Manning isn’t what he used to be. He’s still really really good. Megan Fox is still really really hot. And as for short dresses showing off her toned alluring legs, wunderbar! Enjoy.
It’s finally here. Not sure you’ve been waiting for it, but Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles opens Friday among what is now a completely died down controversy over everything. All that is left to do is bring out the hotties for the Hollywood Premiere, as they did last night including movie starlet Megan Fox looking rather MILFtastic fine, Bella Thorne who were leather shorts quite certain to be noticed, newcomer Ginny Gardner who is nineteen and ready to explode in Tinsel Town, and Jordana Brewster who could be my fake prom date to the prom set up in my basement any day. I would be a lucky man.
I’ll say this for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It may only be the 1287th best idea for a comic book turned movie, but those turtles do manage to get the hot girls to come out for the evening. Just like your idiotic classmate in college who had the same inexplicable powers, you called him friend. Enjoy.
Megan Fox could sell me anything. Even on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. While I have a feeling it’s going to insult my childhood something fierce, how I can I really skip any movie with the delicious brunette sextastic Megan Fox running around in tight sweaters. I’d watching her cleaning stables dressed like that.
Megan Fox was the star of the red carpet for the TMNT premiere in Mexico City, where she showed off her svelt figure and perfectly toned legs and make everybody stop carrying about the turtles origin stories and similar fan boy divisions. It was just about imagining April O’Neil diligently reporting on the feelings of passions running up and down your nervous system. The tingles have spoken. I will see you opening day, Megan. Sucker am I. Enjoy.
I don’t quite understand why the nerd boy armies want to speak to the actors in certain geek world movie fare, as opposed to the producers, creators, artists, and writers and such of the actual content. Though I do readily understand why more people will show up to see Megan Fox in a short dress than a balding pale writer discussing the origins of April O’Neil as a symbol of the fourth estate.
Megan has been making far less public appearances these days being a MILFy mommy and all, but when she does, she still holds the bright torch of the sextastic as always, leaving all of her other red carpet followers in her wake. Oh, that I could be in Megan Fox’s wake. I’d breath the air in slowly. TMI on TMNT? Perhaps, but Megan Fox is absolutely positively the best hook for selling that fighting turtles flick. I’d rename it the Megan Fox in Tight Tops Movie but fast. Enjoy.
I have no idea if we’re supposed to believe there’s such a thing as the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Sports Awards. I can’t even fathom what that would entail. But most importantly, Megan Fox believed they were real and showed up looking all kinds of sextastic, if not a bit demure, for the red carpet of the show.
We don’t get to see Megan Fox much these days, certainly outside of her mommy sweats and such, so this trumped up awards show was a blessing without a disguise. We’ve really missed Megan and her legs and all over brunette allure. Hopefully she’ll come back to us in more made up events, like the pretend film I’m shooting called Megan Fox Gets Hella Nekkid. You don’t need to know the story, you’ve already bought your tickets. Enjoy.