Megan Fox

Megan Fox Getting Cleavy With It on Set of ‘TMNT’

By Bill Swift | May 8, 2013 @ 8:44 am

Megan Fox in Leggings on 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Set in NYC

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Now, we're getting somewhere. Megan Fox finally in her April O'Neil wardrobe on the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles which by sheer force of Foxiness, I'm going to be compelled to watch, so I hope it's not too horrible.

This is really one of the first times we've seen the new MILFed out version of Megan in some form fitting, cleavy outfits and, well, I suspect we're on the verge of something truly wonderful here. Megan Fox has also been a Top 10er in our books, she hit the skids a bit with her marriage to Brian Austin Green Self-Employed (B.A.G.S.) and her addiction to oversized grubby clothing and big covering hats, but, when Megan Fox turns it on, she can still hit the high notes with the greatest of ease. Enjoy.

MEGAN FOX BRIEFLY BUT DEFINITELY STOLE THE SHOW IN 'THIS IS 40'

Megan Fox Tiny Black Bikini in 'This Is 40' Screencaps

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Megan Fox Brings a Note of the Sextastic to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

By Bill Swift | May 7, 2013 @ 8:45 am

Megan Fox on Set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in NYC

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Just when you thought you could care less about all the bickering back and forth from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle geek boys, along comes Megan Fox on set of the 2014 scheduled film to make things interesting.

Megan was cast to play the April O'Neil character in this origins story of the four mutant turtles who I really thought we had seen the last of. But, now, seeing Megan Fox back at work assures me I will be spending 2-hours with the ninja fighting turtles come a year from now.

Megan Fox makes everything watchable, and it's not because of her deep acting toolbox. More because of how I would like to return my screwdriver to her toolbox, if I may carry a pun to it's most painful conclusion. Enjoy.

MEGAN FOX SPARKLES ONSCREEN EVEN IN BLACK AND WHITE

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Megan Fox Dancing Down Rio Way; Puts a Little Life in Our Own Feet And Other Parts

By Bill Swift | February 12, 2013 @ 10:47 am

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Megan Fox may not be what she used to be, thanks to new mommyhood and whatever the hell pact Brian Austin Green Self-Employed (B.A.G.S.) made with the devil to get Megan to marry him and father a child, but, from where Megan Fox started, there's still a good ways to decline and still look pretty damn amazing.

Foxy was down in Brazil promoting the shizz out of something, when she stopped for a little impromptu local fun time activity that eventually saw Megan up and about dancing to the Samba. Now, it's not quite Megan half-dressed in a bikini shaking fun parts to the Lambada, the forbidden dance of love, but we''ll take Foxy smiling and shaking booty anyway we can. Enjoy.

MEGAN FOX USED TO OWN EVERY SINGLE RED CARPET

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Olivia Munn, Kari Byron, Anna Kendrick, and Megan Fox Lead Our List of Geek Girl Hotties

By Bill Swift | January 16, 2013 @ 2:27 pm

Megan Fox, Olivia Munn, and More in Hot Nerdy Girls

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You know you love them, err, you know I love them, the sweet sextastic celebrities that fade in and out of the nerd culture, the girls who send you fanboys deep into your basement dwellings with your Costco sized bottles of lotion, dreaming of various costumes and fantasy-action sexy time adventures with these geeeked out hotties.

Check out our list of ten supremely sextastic nerd-girls and see if you don't find yourself mumbling the word 'ComicCon' as you fulfill your New Year's resolution to take better care of yourself, quite directly. Enjoy.

Megan Fox Drops A Ton O’ Sexy for Esquire

By Bill Swift | January 15, 2013 @ 11:26 am

Megan Fox Sizzles in Esquire Magazine February 2013 Issue

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Hello, Foxy.

Whenever the upper echelon of sextastic celebrities start pushing out babies, we get a little nervous. Especially when that hottie decided to up and marry Brian Austin Green Self-Employed (BAGS) prior to said delivery. But, Foxy abides, Megan Fox, currently featured in her bikini in This Is 40, is looking all kinds of stellar hot in the February edition of Esquire magazine.

Now, we don't know what the future holds for Foxy, we can only hope it's more rather than less skin, once the MILFtastic body is complete, but we do know the present, and that is looking might spectacular for Megan. Enjoy.

Megan Fox Little Black Bikini Puts The Perfect 10 in ‘This is 40′

By Bill Swift | December 6, 2012 @ 9:15 am

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Megan Fox can do no wrong in our book. Well, with the monster exception of getting married to and knocked up by Brian Austin Green Self-Employed, the brunette model and occasional thespianic just reminds of us the girls we just knew our future held when we were inexplicably taking long baths at the age of twelve.

Now, perhaps things didn't pan out exactly as planned in those halcyon days of self-discovery, but we still get to see the likes of Megan Fox in a little black bikini in This Is 40, a movie we hear very mixed reviews about, but by the mere fact that Megan Fox appears in a bikini, we are now male-honor bound to see it.

Oh, Foxy, you complete us, just as our mom yelling at us to get out of the damn bathtub forced us to a premature but similar resolution. Enjoy.

MEGAN FOX DESERVES A STATUE TO COMMEMORATE HER HOTNESS

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Megan Fox Flashes Cleavage in ‘Wedding Band’ to Support Her Husband

By Bill Swift | November 16, 2012 @ 8:30 am

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Look, when your new husband and baby daddy has been out of a job for fifteen years, minus some DJ work, you're going to give him as much of a push as possible toward earning. So it was that Megan Fox made a supremely sextastic appearance in a guest role on Wedding Band, the new TBS show featuring her husband, Brian Austin Green Self-Employed.

As much as we'd love to make fun of B.A.G.S. til the cows come home, we're far too fascinated with Megan's cleavy udders in her delicious warrior princess costume on the show to be smarmy. We're just horny. for Megan, and even though this is likely shot pre-baby, we have no doubt she will be back to super true pimping hotness form shortly and out there earning herself to pay for the deadbeat spouse and the new baby.

And that means more skin is a coming! Enjoy.