Megan Fox

Megan Fox Returns to the Sextastic for a Swimsuit Sweet Bit of Pimping

Oh, Foxy. How I have missed you. Megan Fox takes long sabbaticals from showing off her stellar form and passion inducing looks because she has little babies and kids to care for or something silly like that. I think somebody needs to tell Megan this is why God invented nannies for hot women. Alas, she has disappeared heavily from the visual wonderment scene, though her legacy in her brief span was truly something to behold.

Every now and then Megan Fox comes out and about for a role or a paycheck and turns the heat back on to full red level warning signs. Like this pictorial for a Korean skin care line which I’m not sure compels me to want to buy any skin care products, save perhaps for a big bottle of a comforting hand lotion. Perhaps that’s what they’re selling. In which case, genius. There’s nothing that can’t be better pimped with the help of Megan Fox in a swimsuit. Sex sells. Never have truer words been spoken. Enjoy.

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Megan Fox Still Super Hot And Other Fine Things To Ogle

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Megan Fox in a sheer bodysuit. Where have you been, Megan? (Popoholic)

I do so like a girl in a sports bra. (The Chive)

Aj Green’s wife Miranda Brooke dancing sexily. (TMZ)

Another day, another picture of Selena Gomez in a bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)

Jennifer Lawrence wears a cutout dress and it is awesome. (Huffington Post)

Jessica Lowndes bikinis like a champ. (The Superficial)

I don’t know why but Kristen Wiig in mom jeans is doing it for me. (Dlisted)

Megan Fox Camel Toe Flashes Signs of Life in Her Gym Tights

Aw, mom. You’re never too grown up to sport some camel toe in tights in public. I don’t care how much Megan Fox has retreated from the sextastic spotlight since marrying Brian Austin-Green Self-Employed (B.A.G.S.) and bearing him children. She will always be Foxy to me. And, she will always be into blessed stretch pants pulled up tight into her personal cubicle.

I certainly miss the old Megan Fox something awful. She had a run there like nobody’s business for several years. Then life’s circumstances caused her to change paths, which I can respect, but still not be very happy with. I’d like to think that with so many years of hotness left in the tank, Megan will return to us gentleman oglers one day in half shirts and short dresses and lingerie and less. Without hope, what do we have? Okay, well yes, tons of archival pictures. And the occasional camel toe in the Valley. So not completely bereft. Enjoy.

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Megan Fox Black Lacey Panties Flashing In Old School Alley Peek

Seeing Megan Fox and flashes of her black lacy underwear in front of a dumpster remind me that I could be alluring and impassioned by foxy in front of just about anywhere. As if a garbage receptacle and a dirty alley way would deter me from prurient thoughts of what I’d like to do with Megan and that delicate bit of silk and lace about her fun parts.

You can thank me now for cutting Brian Austin Green Self-Employed (BAGS) out of the picture. Yeah, he was there. And he almost ruined the sight of his hot wife in very low rising stretchy pants showing off her fineries. Almost. But, much like the dumpster, BAGS can only do so much to ruin the Megan Fox hotness factor. Oh, thong snaps are racing through my mind. Enjoy.

Megan Fox Leggy Hot Show for the Berlin Premiere of TMNT

Sadly, but not entirely unexpectedly, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles kind of sucked really badly. Even the presence of the sultry Megan Fox running around in tight outfits couldn’t save that unsavory turtle soup. But, Megan Fox can still rescue a movie premiere in Berlin, where I guess the movie is just coming out so tons of Germans can still have hope the film will be good while staring at Megan Fox looking all kind of leggy hot at the premiere. That’s how I got hooked in the first place.

Megan Fox may not be one-hundred percent what she was in latter years, but that’s like saying Peyton Manning isn’t what he used to be. He’s still really really good. Megan Fox is still really really hot. And as for short dresses showing off her toned alluring legs, wunderbar! Enjoy.

Bella Thorne In Leather Booty Shorts, Megan Fox Hotness, Ginny Gardner Blonde Sextastic Highlight the TMNT Premiere in Los Angeles

It’s finally here. Not sure you’ve been waiting for it, but Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles opens Friday among what is now a completely died down controversy over everything. All that is left to do is bring out the hotties for the Hollywood Premiere, as they did last night including movie starlet Megan Fox looking rather MILFtastic fine, Bella Thorne who were leather shorts quite certain to be noticed, newcomer Ginny Gardner who is nineteen and ready to explode in Tinsel Town, and Jordana Brewster who could be my fake prom date to the prom set up in my basement any day. I would be a lucky man.

I’ll say this for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It may only be the 1287th best idea for a comic book turned movie, but those turtles do manage to get the hot girls to come out for the evening. Just like your idiotic classmate in college who had the same inexplicable powers, you called him friend. Enjoy.

Megan Fox Hella Hot Down Mexico Way for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Premiere

Megan Fox could sell me anything. Even on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. While I have a feeling it’s going to insult my childhood something fierce, how I can I really skip any movie with the delicious brunette sextastic Megan Fox running around in tight sweaters. I’d watching her cleaning stables dressed like that.

Megan Fox was the star of the red carpet for the TMNT premiere in Mexico City, where she showed off her svelt figure and perfectly toned legs and make everybody stop carrying about the turtles origin stories and similar fan boy divisions. It was just about imagining April O’Neil diligently reporting on the feelings of passions running up and down your nervous system. The tingles have spoken. I will see you opening day, Megan. Sucker am I. Enjoy.