Megan Fox

Megan Fox Stokes the Sexy Fires of Comeback in Elle of the Orient

Well, these aren't exactly daisy fresh, but anything Megan Fox is more than enough to float my armada of lust, including these additions to her earlier Elle magazine shoot that just showed up in the Chinese edition of the magazine that my cousin's girlfriend's best friend's aunt let me borrow. She's not Chinese herself, but steals like shizz from every beauty parlor and doctor's office she ever visits.

These new pictures are an omen of sorts, a sign that the uber-sexy Megan Fox is getting set to relaunch herself on the world; I can just feel it deep in my super-brunette sextastic sensory regions. And I think it's going to be quite awesome. Enjoy.

Megan Fox A Perfect 10 On the Set of ‘This Is Forty’

I feel like Megan Fox has been in hiding. I'm not sure why. She's been working her Armani campaign and a few indie films here and there, but kind of disappeared from the Hottieville landscape since she got dumped for Transformers 3 and since she married her unemployed actor/DJ/driver boyfriend, B.A.G.S.  But, from the looks of the uber-sexy Megan Fox on set of the latest Judd Apatow film, This is Forty, of course, starring his wife, Leslie Mann, the brunette bombshell flashes hints of boobtastic and the sextastic that originally made 99.9% of all men on this planet care about her more than sports for at least a few minutes. There's something special about Megan Fox that catapults her into the Pantheon of hotties, I can't put my finger on it, but I sure would like to, in the dark. Enjoy.

Megan Fox Pictures So Hot You’ll Transform Into a Man

There's nothing wrong with Megan Fox. Those worried that the summer without Transformers would bother the uber-sexy brunette obviously did not yet receive their copy of this month's Elle China, where the sort-of-actress and always-hottie throws down some poses certain to turn a number of boys into men. Now, if I know my Elle China, these likely aren't brand new photos of the starlet, but they sure are fun to ogle. Consider Megan Fox a superhero with ball-dropping powers. Enjoy.

Weekend Links

Rosario Dawson takes her amazing cleavage out of storage. (DrunkenStepfather)

Irina Shayk plays in a little yellow bikini. (Celebuzz)

Beyonce looking awesome in white lingerie. (HuffPo)

Secret twitpic of a pregnant Victoria Beckham. (GossipCop)

So, apparently Megan Fox is hot. (GossipCenter)

Generous hotties share their boobage with the world. (TheChive)

Rachel Bilson in oh-so-short shorts. (Popoholic)

Ferragamo Gams

Ashley Greene looking amazing. (Celebuzz)

Kiera Knightly and other celebrities after the knife. (Buzznet)

Jennifer Lopez is hot and smells nice too. (HuffPo)

Who makes Rosie Huntington-Whiteley nervous? (FoxNews)

Celebrity Twitter in real life. (CollegeHumor)

I remember this version of Pamela Anderson. (TheBlemish)

Megan Fox is a super hottie. (GlobalGrind)

Mo’ Mo’ Megan Fox Sexy Bikini Pictures from the Hawaiian Islands!

If there's anything better than Megan Fox bikini pictures, it's more Megan Fox bikini pictures. The uber-sexy Megan Fox pulled out yet another bikini, we'll call this one 'yummy sherbert I'd like to lick until it's all gone' colored, for a continuation of her snorkel fest on the Hawaiian island with B.A.G.S., flashing a solid view of the look and body that first stamped her indelibly into the libido portion of our brains just a few years ago. Oh, to be a shark in those waters. Enjoy.

(As to recent stories by Michael Bay that Steven Spielberg had Megan Fox removed from the Transformers movie series because of a flippant joke invoking a 'Hitler' reference, well, we find that one very difficult to believe. The ease with which Michael Bay has hired and fired pretty girls over the years makes this seem like a very convenient excuse for flip flopping Megan with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in the third installment of the blockbuster film franchise.)

Megan Fox Bikini Pictures For A Super Sexy Monday Morning Aloha

With the solstice nearly upon us, the uber-hottie Megan Fox decided to give us a little taste of sexy summer by way of a multi-bikini vacation in Hawaii over the weekend with husband Brian Austin Green Self-Employed (B.A.G.S.). While all the world's ogle-light is shining brightly upon Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for her upcoming debut in Transformers 3, it's important that we remember our roots, and, specifically, how rooted we were to our theater seats when we first spotted Megan Fox leaning over that car engine in the original Transformers. It's been a lust affair like almost no other since that day, and these sweet bikini candids do little to slake that passionate thirst. Enjoy.

(We do wish Megan would stop writing stuff in non-erase tattoo marker on her delicious body, I mean, unless it's something naughty about things she'd like to do with us and a pair of living sponges, we wished she'd stop this body-lit transformation into Queequeg.)