Megan Fox

Christmas in October: Megan Fox Drops Some Classic Sexy for Armani Holiday Ad Campaign

I think she's still pimping jeans, I think, I'm kind of lost in a catatonic stare at Foxy in these classic beauty shots from her holiday campaign for Armani. It's downright shocking to see Megan Fox go from the street rat look, hiding beneath her baseball caps and behind her husband. B.A.G.S. sneaking about town, to the uber-sexy model and actress that she is, but a very good kind of shocking. I mean, the kind of shocking you lie to your priest about, just a little, omission I mean. Enjoy.

Musket Firing

Milla Jovovich sexes up a slinky dress. (Celebuzz)

Kristen Stewart gets all done up. (HuffPo)

Blake Lively beard services are no longer needed. (FoxNews)

Kristin Cavallari gets intercepted. (TMZ)

Elisabetta Canalis abs are ridonkulous. (DrunkenStepfather)

The next Batman movie looks awesome. (CollegeHumor)

A rare glimpse of Megan Fox, released in the wild. (Popoholic)

Triple Decker Hotties: Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, and Heather Graham Drop the Sexy Bomb on Toronto Film Fest

Sometimes a man can get overwhelmed with hotness; and that's kind of what happened to me when I came across this 20-something, 30-something, and 40-something in the heavenly bodies of Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, and Heather Graham, three decades worth of lust-inducement spending their weekend strutting the red carpet at the Toronto Film Festival and generally creating Canuckian timber. What I wouldn't give to be rolling around in a mud pit with these three ridiculously sexy women. Oh, if I had a million dollars...Enjoy.

Megan Fox Goes Sexy Lady in Red for Rare Public Sighting

Sadly, either Megan Fox or her husband B.A.G.S. have put the uber-sexy actress and model on public lockdown of late, it's just hard to find photos of Megan Fox doing anything. But, here she is, doing something, not sure what, but she's out, in the sun, for the cameras, in her red dress, which I think is some kind of secret signal that she's in distress and in need of a rescue. Or, maybe, it's just a red dress. Either way, I mostly just want to see her out of it, and relieve some of my own distress. Enjoy.

Megan Fox Stokes the Sexy Fires of Comeback in Elle of the Orient

Well, these aren't exactly daisy fresh, but anything Megan Fox is more than enough to float my armada of lust, including these additions to her earlier Elle magazine shoot that just showed up in the Chinese edition of the magazine that my cousin's girlfriend's best friend's aunt let me borrow. She's not Chinese herself, but steals like shizz from every beauty parlor and doctor's office she ever visits.

These new pictures are an omen of sorts, a sign that the uber-sexy Megan Fox is getting set to relaunch herself on the world; I can just feel it deep in my super-brunette sextastic sensory regions. And I think it's going to be quite awesome. Enjoy.

Megan Fox A Perfect 10 On the Set of ‘This Is Forty’

I feel like Megan Fox has been in hiding. I'm not sure why. She's been working her Armani campaign and a few indie films here and there, but kind of disappeared from the Hottieville landscape since she got dumped for Transformers 3 and since she married her unemployed actor/DJ/driver boyfriend, B.A.G.S.  But, from the looks of the uber-sexy Megan Fox on set of the latest Judd Apatow film, This is Forty, of course, starring his wife, Leslie Mann, the brunette bombshell flashes hints of boobtastic and the sextastic that originally made 99.9% of all men on this planet care about her more than sports for at least a few minutes. There's something special about Megan Fox that catapults her into the Pantheon of hotties, I can't put my finger on it, but I sure would like to, in the dark. Enjoy.

Megan Fox Pictures So Hot You’ll Transform Into a Man

There's nothing wrong with Megan Fox. Those worried that the summer without Transformers would bother the uber-sexy brunette obviously did not yet receive their copy of this month's Elle China, where the sort-of-actress and always-hottie throws down some poses certain to turn a number of boys into men. Now, if I know my Elle China, these likely aren't brand new photos of the starlet, but they sure are fun to ogle. Consider Megan Fox a superhero with ball-dropping powers. Enjoy.