Say what you will about Country Music, it brings out the hot women. I don’t care if you find the music suffering, suffer you must because a solid third of the good looking ladyfolk in this nation love them the country crooners. You can’t just ignore those facts that I just made up.
So, pay attention we did to last night’s Country Music Awards, the night that country singers and random people we had no idea had anything to do with country music get together to look their best and give each other lots of trophies. There were many highlights of the show last night, but the hotness was owned by the likes of Kellie Pickler, Lucy Hale, Taylor Swift, and Carrie Underwood. There was more, but these were our favorites. The music, well, you know. But the girls, yes, the girls, they make all music worlds go-round. Enjoy.
Would you believe this is only the second time we’ve ever had candid bikini pictures of Pretty Little Liars starlet Lucy Hale. I mean, believe it, it’s the truth. Like a blessing that comes around about as often as the perfect alignment of the stars, as they have done so today for this sweet bottom to top and back down to bottom bikini view of Lucy Hale in Hawaii. It’s quite a sight for these sore eyes and various and sundry other body parts.
Lucy seems like such a good girl. I suppose that’s why we all want her so badly. Not that we don’t love our bad girls too. It’s just that the least obvious apple is often the sweetest. I made that up. It’s a horrible expression and it’s not probably even true. But it’s definitely going in one really crappy poem I intend to send Lucy via the U.S. postal service. I hope she says yes, to at least line items 7 through 19, those are the big ones and by far the most physically challenging. Oh, Lucy! Enjoy.
I really do believe that the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is becoming one of the highlights of my week here, I mean, along with my twice weekly constitutions and and my erotic foot massages from a suspiciously moustached woman named Dong, the sight of so much hot celebrity skin published and broadcast by the celebrities themselves, well, it makes me all kinds of happy the Internet got invented.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes utterly udder goodness including multiple hot bikini shots of Sophie Turner, more Paulina Gretzky naughitness, some sweet sideboob from Aly Michalka, Kendall Jenner flashing skin, natch, Aubrey O’Day flashing asstastic, and a whole lot more self-promoted private goodness. Do check it out, or miss out, and feel sad and full of despair. Enjoy.
In a day and age when all the publicists in the world are wrenching their Botox taut faces trying to get their clients to stop playing with their cell phone cameras, the girls of Hollywood just keep right on self-pic’ing. Naughty girls need love too, and they’ll will find it themselves if it’s not coming to them; there’s nothing like some Twitpics to do just the trick.
This week’s roundup of the best of the self-published sextastic celebrity pics includes offerings of dancing workout goodness from Maria Menounos, a celebration of National Cleavage Day from Sara Jean Underwood, many more private bikini pics from Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, and Ashley Benson on the set of Spring Breakers, Kari Byron white tank top goodness, Katrina Law wonderments, and many many more. You really owe it to yourself to check out the personal works of some of the hotter women of Tinsel Town. Enjoy.
I’m starting to really wonder if the celebrities themselves aren’t going to drive the paparazzi out of business by snapping sexy photos of themselves in spots, both geographic and bodygraphic, where even the most ardent pap snapper can’t duplicate. The number of Twitpics and Instagrams is increasing, as some of our very favorite sexy celebs just continue the camera work after the professional cameras have all gone home. What a joyous turn of events.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes some hotness from our regularly self-photogging sexy ladies such as Adrianne Curry, Ashley Tisdale, Arianny Celeste, Kendall Jenner, and the trio of minx hotties, Ashley Benson, Vanessa Hudgens, and Selena Gomez on the set of Spring Breakers, and ever so much more. If you like going behind the scenes for private-time hotness, you’ve got to check this out. Enjoy.