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Sophie Turner Hot Body, Paulina Gretzky Cleavetastic, and Lucy Hale Bikini Pics Head up the Hotness in Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

I really do believe that the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is becoming one of the highlights of my week here, I mean, along with my twice weekly constitutions and and my erotic foot massages from a suspiciously moustached woman named Dong, the sight of so much hot celebrity skin published and broadcast by the celebrities themselves, well, it makes me all kinds of happy the Internet got invented.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes utterly udder goodness including multiple hot bikini shots of Sophie Turner, more Paulina Gretzky naughitness, some sweet sideboob from Aly Michalka, Kendall Jenner flashing skin, natch, Aubrey O'Day flashing asstastic, and a whole lot more self-promoted private goodness. Do check it out, or miss out, and feel sad and full of despair. Enjoy.

Weekly Sextastic Twitpic Round Includes Maria Menounos, Sara Jean Underwood, the Hottie Trio of ‘Spring Breakers’ and Many More Self-Pic Celebs

In a day and age when all the publicists in the world are wrenching their Botox taut faces trying to get their clients to stop playing with their cell phone cameras, the girls of Hollywood just keep right on self-pic'ing. Naughty girls need love too, and they'll will find it themselves if it's not coming to them; there's nothing like some Twitpics to do just the trick.

This week's roundup of the best of the self-published sextastic celebrity pics includes offerings of dancing workout goodness from Maria Menounos, a celebration of National Cleavage Day from Sara Jean Underwood, many more private bikini pics from Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, and Ashley Benson on the set of Spring Breakers, Kari Byron white tank top goodness, Katrina Law wonderments, and many many more. You really owe it to yourself to check out the personal works of some of the hotter women of Tinsel Town. Enjoy.

Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Behind the Scenes Bikini Pics from Spring Breakers, Adrianne Curry Asstastic, Arianny Celeste Bikini Hotness, and Much Much More

I'm starting to really wonder if the celebrities themselves aren't going to drive the paparazzi out of business by snapping sexy photos of themselves in spots, both geographic and bodygraphic, where even the most ardent pap snapper can't duplicate. The number of Twitpics and Instagrams is increasing, as some of our very favorite sexy celebs just continue the camera work after the professional cameras have all gone home. What a joyous turn of events.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes some hotness from our regularly self-photogging sexy ladies such as Adrianne Curry, Ashley Tisdale, Arianny Celeste, Kendall Jenner, and the trio of minx hotties, Ashley Benson, Vanessa Hudgens, and Selena Gomez on the set of Spring Breakers, and ever so much more. If you like going behind the scenes for private-time hotness, you've got to check this out. Enjoy.

Ashley Benson and Lucy Hale Beach Shoot for Bongo Bikinis Makes Us Bonkers

Ashley Benson took some time off from her Spring Breakers shooting schedule to join forces with Lucy Hale from Pretty Little Liars to hit the Florida coastline for some serious pimping of Bongo Bikinis. And when two young starlets start merching two pieces swimsuits, we pay attention.

Granted, Bongo is not your seriously sexy bikini line, it's more of a girls at beach play type play, but Ashley Benson and Lucy Hale could be modeling burqas on the beach and I'd still have my captain's spyglass trained on their tender young thespianic bodies. It's all about sextastic gravitational forces. Enjoy.

Lucy Hale Candid Bikini Pictures Will Heat Up Your South of the Border Regions

Little Lucy Hale is getting all grow'd up pretty fast, right before our eyes. The young starlet of Pretty Little Liars got telescopically captured outside her hotel in Rio down Brazil way and flashed signs of her grown up bikini body, a body we'd like to inspect a bit further, if we hadn't been so damn far away. 

There's nothing we love more than candidly capturing one of our sexy celebrities unexpectedly in a bikini, or, you know, less is more, but it does make us feel like doing the samba today. Enjoy.

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Will Sammi Giancola from the Jersey Shore do Playboy? (HuffPo)

Rooney Mara and Jennifer Connelly are hottie doppelgangers. (FoxNews)

Kate Hudson can still bring it... sometimes. (GossipCenter)

Lucy Hale and Ashley Benson pose with bongos. (Celebuzz)

Eva Longoria gets de-inked. (TMZ)

Lana Del Rey can't sing a lick, but she's pretty hot. (Idolator)

I don't know what a Kerli is, but she doesn't suck to look at. (Buzznet)

Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Ashley Greene Lead Long List of Sextastic Young Ladies at the Teen Choice Awards

I have absolutely no clue what the Teen Choice Awards are and not sure how they differ from the MTV Award shows and the billion other made-up award thing on television aimed at a teen audience, and, I don't care, because whatever the heck it is, it brought out the young Hollywood hotties in droves and droves last night to the Universal Amphitheater where 12-year old girl voting ruled the day, with producers throwing in The Kardashians and Tyra Banks and such to try and get a living soul past high school age to pay attention.

Still, the red carpet and show did sizzle with the likes of Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Ashley Greene, Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, Demi Lovato, Avril Lavigne, Alexa Vega, Lucy Hale, Elizabeth Banks, and Blake Lively. Imagine all those girls scantily clad in a Motel 6 standard rack rate room and you kind of are halfway toward my most recurring daydream. So much hotness packed into one tight little space. Enjoy.

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