Long live the brunettes. Or, better put, may I live long enough to ever touch the fine female form that is Lily Aldridge, I mean, in a consensual manner, naturally.
Featured in the latest and greatest enticement from Victoria’s Secret at or around their busiest time of the year, Lily Aldridge shows exactly why even though she’s a very busy young mommy, the world needs her to make time for her occasional paid gigs. Just look at that wicked alluring body on Lily and you’ll know why we may even need some kind of law to force her to work one day a month in the least. Kids don’t need their mothers nearly as bad as gentleman oglers need their MILFs. Enjoy.
The deliciously MILFtastic Lily Aldridge pops on and off our radar around these parts, at times forgotten as the young mom takes breaks from her work, then suddenly re-appearing like a sextastic angel in the night. Or, in nightwear at least, as she does in this newly released catalog pictorial for Victoria’s Secret.
The sight of a ridiculously hot woman in her bedroom little nothing still drives me to the point of self-exhaustion. I’m usually averse to ever buying women clothing, as I’ve spent most of my adult life trying to get clothing off of women, but if you’re thinking you must, you could worse than some little things just mean to be removed off the likes of Lily Aldridge (five weeks until Valentine’s Day, just saying, I know). Enjoy.
Lily Aldridge doesn’t work as much as she used to, before marrying that dude from Kings of Leon and getting knocked up from super powerful making of the sexy time. But when she shows up, she is a force. As is the case in the new edition of Esquire U.K. where the brunette angel wears a few little bits of black lingerie nothings, or just her hands, to create the vision of one alluring MILFy model type.
Someday, I’d like to return to my McMansion studio apartment and find a girl like Lily in just her panties reclining in my NFL-signature inflatable football chair. I hope it won’t be too much longer. I can’t keep blowing that sucker up each day. Enjoy.
I’ll say this for Victoria’s Secret, they know how to put on a show. It’s not easy to take Paris by storm, I mean, unless you have one tank or something, but Adriana Lima, Karlie Kloss, Lilly Aldridge, Behati Prinsloo, and other smoking hot angelic lingerie models managed to take over the City of Light at various famous intersections with a blow out dramatic photoshoot featuring their world class bodies.
Now, I’m not suggesting that suddenly Paris is no longer the brooding, smug, and indifference capital of the world. I’m just mentioning that today we give it a big pass, as we would any other burgh that played host to so much spectacularly hot women in their bras and panties, and, naturally, wings. Enjoy.
I might actually start attending more cultural and arts events if the likes of Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karlie Kloss, Lily Aldridge, Maryna Linchuk, and Behati Prinsloo start showing up in their underwear as well. In fact, I’d watch the paint dry on walls if those ridiculously hot V.S. Angels were hanging out in bras and panties.
The lingerie promotional models created quite a stir appearing for a photoshoot at the Louvre, that fancy palace in Paris where some important pictures are hanging. And they made it all relevant the instant they dropped their robes and exposed their, err, wings. It was quite the heavenly experience. Finally, something you really must see when you visit Paris. Enjoy.
Lily Aldridge is one blessed individual. Not quite as blessed as her husband, that dude from Kings of Leon who she jumped so hard after they first got married he had to cancel the band’s summer tour due to exhaustion. But, Lily is also blessed with an amazing body and some killer looks, both on display in St. Bart’s for her Victoria’s Secret bikini shoot. Probably helps when your mom is a former Playboy Playmate.
Lily has been absent much from the modeling scene since pushing out the couple’s first pup a year ago, but she’s back in full force and full rigor, I do declare, flashing one finely tuned and now perfectly MILFtastic female form on the tropical island. I’m not sure how many swimsuits this catalog effort will sell, but I know I’d surely like to buy the floor samples from the changing room. That probably sounds so wrong. But only because it is. Enjoy.
The Victoria’s Secret photoshoots continue down in St. Bart’s, with legendary already bikini model Candice Swanepoel stepping up to the plate with nothing but her ridiculously hot modeling body and some spray on tan to assist her in her photo at-bat. I’d call it a homerun to carry on this baseball analogy, a sport I would have to be thinking of rather vividly to avoid turning my night of pleasure with Candice into an apology after 90-seconds of passion.
Joining in the bikini hit parade was the strikingly hot Lily Aldridge who showed that she backs down for no man, err, woman, when it comes to a contest of hottest body on the island. Not that the ladies need to fight over who has the finer form, I will gladly play Solomon on that matter and split my baby in half as needed. Enjoy.