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Candice Swanepoel, Linsday Ellingson, Lily Aldridge, and Erin Heatheron Bring V.S. Into 2012

This may be the final year before the End of Days, in which case, I most definitely want to spend much of that remaining time with my very favorite Victoria's Secret lingerie models who are ringing in the big-twelve with tons of sextastic lingerie photos in their year-opening catalogue pictorials.

A man could do much worse for himself in his time before meteoric armageddon than playfully happy betwixt the silky little nothings worn by uber-hotties Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, Erin Heatherton, and the vastly underappreciated Lindsay Ellingson. There's no way the Mayans imagined this kind of sextastic power on earth when their calendar ran out of pages. In fact, if they had Victoria's Secret back then, they might have a calendar sitting on their wall that looks very much like ours, and it runs fully until the end of the year. Trust. Enjoy.


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Miley Cyrus drops some teasy self-pics at Fluff-N-Fold. (Celebuzz)

Lily Aldridge has a body built for bikini play. (Popoholic)

Megan Fox is slowly ditching Marilyn. (HuffPo)

Lindsay Lohan set to host jet setter NYE party. What could possible go wrong? (TheSuperficial)

Big mammaries, little restraint. (TheChive)

Alessandra Ambrosio pregnant again...dammit! (GossipCenter)

A mega-tribute to Sofia Vergara cleavage, this sounds good. (SocialiteLife)

Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Lily Aldridge Form a Sextastic Trio for Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Viewing Party

The actual airing of the Victoria's Secret Annual Fashion Show on CBS is something of a post-climactic letdown given that the catwalking of the mammaries took place several weeks ago now. But, when you bring back the pushed-up boobs of Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Lily Aldridge to host a viewing party for the event, then all bets are back on agains as to watchability. Imagine being the meat in the triple decker sandwich formed by this trifecta of lingerie-body hotness, smashing you on your couch while watching the tube. You might find yourself changing the channels on your remote and not even using your fingers.

Forget Valentine's Day, the Christmas holiday really is the number one time of the year for lingerie models and their distant-gazed, hot-bodied performances. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, and Alessandra Ambrosio Headline 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Mega-Roundup

Pardon me if we didn't sleep much last night, or, at all, but the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is sort of like our Easter mixed with Christmas mixed with the day the ATM machine accidentally slips us an extra twenty by mistake. It's a great day, evening, overnight. No, not because Kanye West and Jay-Z really broke it down during the Fashion Show performance, or because Nicki Minaj kept her stage dildo at home, but because of the massive mass of super hot lingerie supermodels called in from around the world to prance and dance and strut the runway at lingerie's largest annual celebration.

Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Erin Heatherson, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Izabel Goulart, and Lily Aldridge all in the same room half-dressed at the same time? Lay out the scrubbable rubber mats if you wish to save yourself some cleaning costs (hey, we're brutally honest here). I have no idea what the actual new styles are for the new season, but I do know that you ought take your time going through this bevy of magnificently hot women before, during, and after the big show to get your V.S. mojo working. I mean, don't get so carried away that you end up buying your girl some pair of tawdry crotchless panties (rookie move) or that you start calling her Candice at the inappropriate moment, but most definitely, do enjoy.

Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, and Lily Aldridge Prep for The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Today

You can have your Christmas Day on December 25th, for me, the happiest day of the year is quite often the second week in November when Victoria's Secret films its annual fashion show for broadcast on CBS later this month. It's like a conference of lingerie hotties from around the world, assembled in New York for one purpose: look super sextastic in little silky bits of underwear. And a fine purpose indeed.

This morning, three of our more alluring angels, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, and Lily Aldridge, hit the makeup and hair prep room before the show, providing just a tease of the goodness to come. In fact, Miranda Kerr provided more than just a tease with an open-robe flash up to her V.S. undies, a nice forecast photo. While the show tends to go overboard each year into the dramatic, there's no denying it is the single most epic conclave of girl candy on the planet. Enjoy.

MILFtastic Jessica Alba Leads Cast of Hotties Dolled Up for Ralph Lauren Event

When Oprah hosts an event, you can count on sextastic female celebrity invites. Let's face it, Oprah knows hot tail. So when the Big O put on some fancy shindig to honor Ralph Lauren who I guess deserves honoring for inventing Polo for Men, which at least provides a clear marker for identifying dudes you shouldn't be friends with that much easier, well, the list of hotties was deep.

Led by the returned-to-former hotness glory, Jessica Alba and her newly engorged mama boobs, the event also featured the ogle-worthiness of Camilla Belle, who you only see like once a month, but also looks amazing, V.S. model Lily Aldridge who occasionally takes breaks from banging that dude from Kings of Leon to get all formally hot, Uma Thurman, who like Lily we hardly see these days, but was flashing her still fine body, and Naomi Watts, another veteran hottie gone mostly underground these days, but just blows me away with her sexiness whenever she hits the town (we even added some extra pictures of Naomi headed to tape Jimmy Fallon the day of, because, well just because she's looking great). Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio, Erin Heatherton, Adriana Lima, and Lily Aldridge at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Night Out

It was Fashion Night Out last night in New York and L.A. (and London Town), which means that a bunch of big time designers got a bunch of big named actresses all decked out into their haute couture for the benefit of womankind. Meanwhile, Victoria's Secret had the only real notion to actually introduce the world of fashion to men in a way that they could relate to, super hot Angels in body hugging tight dresses. When super sextastic Alessandra Ambrosio, Erin Heatherton, Adriana Lima, and Lily Aldridge are the teachers in the fashion classroom, even this T-shirt and Crocs wearing clothing illiterate will become interested in a little edumacation in the tailored arts. Enjoy.