I’ll say this for Victoria’s Secret, they know how to put on a show. It’s not easy to take Paris by storm, I mean, unless you have one tank or something, but Adriana Lima, Karlie Kloss, Lilly Aldridge, Behati Prinsloo, and other smoking hot angelic lingerie models managed to take over the City of Light at various famous intersections with a blow out dramatic photoshoot featuring their world class bodies.
Now, I’m not suggesting that suddenly Paris is no longer the brooding, smug, and indifference capital of the world. I’m just mentioning that today we give it a big pass, as we would any other burgh that played host to so much spectacularly hot women in their bras and panties, and, naturally, wings. Enjoy.
I might actually start attending more cultural and arts events if the likes of Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karlie Kloss, Lily Aldridge, Maryna Linchuk, and Behati Prinsloo start showing up in their underwear as well. In fact, I’d watch the paint dry on walls if those ridiculously hot V.S. Angels were hanging out in bras and panties.
The lingerie promotional models created quite a stir appearing for a photoshoot at the Louvre, that fancy palace in Paris where some important pictures are hanging. And they made it all relevant the instant they dropped their robes and exposed their, err, wings. It was quite the heavenly experience. Finally, something you really must see when you visit Paris. Enjoy.
Lily Aldridge is one blessed individual. Not quite as blessed as her husband, that dude from Kings of Leon who she jumped so hard after they first got married he had to cancel the band’s summer tour due to exhaustion. But, Lily is also blessed with an amazing body and some killer looks, both on display in St. Bart’s for her Victoria’s Secret bikini shoot. Probably helps when your mom is a former Playboy Playmate.
Lily has been absent much from the modeling scene since pushing out the couple’s first pup a year ago, but she’s back in full force and full rigor, I do declare, flashing one finely tuned and now perfectly MILFtastic female form on the tropical island. I’m not sure how many swimsuits this catalog effort will sell, but I know I’d surely like to buy the floor samples from the changing room. That probably sounds so wrong. But only because it is. Enjoy.
The Victoria’s Secret photoshoots continue down in St. Bart’s, with legendary already bikini model Candice Swanepoel stepping up to the plate with nothing but her ridiculously hot modeling body and some spray on tan to assist her in her photo at-bat. I’d call it a homerun to carry on this baseball analogy, a sport I would have to be thinking of rather vividly to avoid turning my night of pleasure with Candice into an apology after 90-seconds of passion.
Joining in the bikini hit parade was the strikingly hot Lily Aldridge who showed that she backs down for no man, err, woman, when it comes to a contest of hottest body on the island. Not that the ladies need to fight over who has the finer form, I will gladly play Solomon on that matter and split my baby in half as needed. Enjoy.
Lily Aldridge certainly deserves a little more attention. I mean, any girl who can sell clothes by not really wearing any deserve a special type of salute. And while it would not be polite for a man to give that salute in public, take a look at Lily covering herself up barely for Victoria’s Secret and you’ll see what I’m saying.
I’m not exactly sure how the whole twisted body covered topless pose came into being, though I know I do love it. It’s not exactly as if women walk around with their bodies contorted and their forearms covering their chest puppies. Though what a fine world that would be. While not the inventor, Lily Aldridge is one of the perfecters, so, today, we salute her. Not together mind you, but, each of us, privately. Enjoy.
Look, you’ve got one week left of today to either get a little nookie or find yourself alone on the couch come Valentine’s Day, the single biggest trap day of the year for men, when the odds of success are stacked against you mightily.
As always, I will remind you that what women want from Valentine’s Day is a story to tell all their friends who are telling their stories, or better yet, to do some token gesture of romance in front of their friends or coworkers. Remember, women don’t care what they get, they just care that their girlfriends get to say, ‘Oh, you are so lucky!’ on the big V-Day. I don’t know, guys have The Super Bowl and all their weird traditions. Valentine’s Day is The Super Bowl for women. Just suck it up and play the game.
And as if you weren’t feeling pressure from all quarters, now consider the pressure in your drawers as you feast eyes upon Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge, in store for Victoria’s Secret promoting their favorite Valentine’s Day gift packages. Obviously, Valentine’s Day is the monster sales holiday for the lingerie store, but, again, I caution you, purchasing lingerie for your girl raises the odds of failure on V-Day to the extreme. It’s the danger zone where so many a man has epically failed. Nobody fails with flowers and dinner, I’m just saying. Still, revel in the fantasy that Valentine’s Day has anything to do with men with a couple hot peeks at the hot peaks of Candice and Lily. Enjoy.