Lily Aldridge

Jessica Alba, Emily Ratajkowski, Chrissy Teigen and Many More Hotties Line Up for the Spike Guys Choice Awards

It's actually the Spike TV Guy's Choice Awards, though Viacom corporate might also get a few votes. They pay for the lights and the cocktail wieners. And they also gather up their publicity resources to make sure a huge gaggle of A-list hotties may their way to the annual awards ceremony in L.A. Uber-sextastics like Emily Ratajkowski, Chrissy Teigen, Olivia Munn, Nina Agdal, Jessica Alba, Laura Vandervoort, Elle Evans, and Lily Aldridge, just to name my top of the list hotties at the event over the weekend.

I must admit I don't watch a lot of Spike TV, but I admire any media effort with the sole intention of making guys happy. We deserve a little happiness for all the good things we do daily that go unnoticed no matter how much we piss and moan about not being respected. Lining up a parade of crazy hot ladies is something we can sink our teeth into. Oh, that that were literal. Enjoy.

Lily Aldridge Hot Photoshoot on Miami Beach

Lily Aldridge is all smiles and cleavage in her latest photo shoot in Miami Beach. The Victoria's Secret alum looks incredible in the shorts and bikini top combination. Lily's shapely thighs are amazingly toned and tanned in these pics. It's definitely one of her best features. Lily's bosoms are perfectly pert and perky in these suits. People talk about having "bikini bodies". Lily has a bikini body if I've ever seen one. This is probably why she has been featured in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. She's one of the hardest working models out there because she is one of the most versatile. I've seen Lilly look like an angel, a sexpot, and a girl next door in the same photo shoot. She's a talented girl, that Lily.

If only there were some way to bottle whatever it is that makes Lily so sexy, I'd be friggin' rich. I'd call it Eau de Aldridge and I'd sell it at your local drugstore for $29.99.

 

Nina Agdal, Emily Ratajkowski, Samantha Hoopes Playing Volleyball in Tiny Shorts? Yep, I’d Watch That

Many of the models from the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition took to the beach in Miami for some kind of promotion beach volleyball event. They seemed to be promoting wicked fine hottie bottoms and many many prurient dreams as girls like Samantha Hoopes, Emily Ratajkowski, and Nina Agdal bumped, set, and spiked their way right into every man's libidos.

Sports Illustrated sure isn't skimping on the publicity tour for this Swimsuit Edition. Thankfully, the girls are skimping on the material in their wardrobes. Ever so hot. I wish I could get in this game. Enjoy.

Congratulations to Nina Agdal, Lily Aldridge, and Chrissy Teigen for Headlining the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

You know we predicted Nina Agdal and her meteoric rise the minute she stepped foot out of Denmark, so we couldn't be more pleased two years later to see her covering the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Along with wicked hot Lily Aldridge and one of our long time favorite model hotties, Chrissy Teigen.

There will always be some controversy as to these decisions naturally, but I'd say SI did a nice job in picking a photo of three ridiculously hot women without their tops on, not to mention bottoms to die for. You could do worse, it's hard to imagine much better.

Congratulations to Nina, Lily, and Chrissy. There's no denying this is the big time. Enjoy.

Lily Aldridge Smoking Hot and Sultry for Victoria’s Secret

Long live the brunettes. Or, better put, may I live long enough to ever touch the fine female form that is Lily Aldridge, I mean, in a consensual manner, naturally.

Featured in the latest and greatest enticement from Victoria's Secret at or around their busiest time of the year, Lily Aldridge shows exactly why even though she's a very busy young mommy, the world needs her to make time for her occasional paid gigs. Just look at that wicked alluring body on Lily and you'll know why we may even need some kind of law to force her to work one day a month in the least. Kids don't need their mothers nearly as bad as gentleman oglers need their MILFs. Enjoy.

Lily Aldridge Sextastic Boudoir Posing to Lift the Mind and Body

The deliciously MILFtastic Lily Aldridge pops on and off our radar around these parts, at times forgotten as the young mom takes breaks from her work, then suddenly re-appearing like a sextastic angel in the night. Or, in nightwear at least, as she does in this newly released catalog pictorial for Victoria's Secret.

The sight of a ridiculously hot woman in her bedroom little nothing still drives me to the point of self-exhaustion. I'm usually averse to ever buying women clothing, as I've spent most of my adult life trying to get clothing off of women, but if you're thinking you must, you could worse than some little things just mean to be removed off the likes of Lily Aldridge (five weeks until Valentine's Day, just saying, I know). Enjoy.

Lily Aldridge Smoking Hot and Covered Topless in Lingerie for Esquire

Lily Aldridge doesn't work as much as she used to, before marrying that dude from Kings of Leon and getting knocked up from super powerful making of the sexy time. But when she shows up, she is a force. As is the case in the new edition of Esquire U.K. where the brunette angel wears a few little bits of black lingerie nothings, or just her hands, to create the vision of one alluring MILFy model type.

Someday, I'd like to return to my McMansion studio apartment and find a girl like Lily in just her panties reclining in my NFL-signature inflatable football chair. I hope it won't be too much longer. I can't keep blowing that sucker up each day. Enjoy.