Another blessed part of the winter season is watching the Victoria’s Secret girls shipped around from island to island finding various beach backdrops to catalog shoot their derrieres and bikini hot bodies for the big Spring sales upcoming.
The likes, the very very likes, of Behtai Prinsloo, Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, and Alessandra Ambrosio were showing off their stellar sextastic bikini bodies in Puerto Rico for the first shoot of January. I’m going to to go ahead and say each of these boobtastic heavenly creatures maintained their rigid diets and workout schedules during the holidays. I don’t see an ounce of fat. I do see many ounces of totally passion inducing bikini body awesome. Time to phone my V.S. sales rep and get into my first buys of the season for the shame closet. How can you not look at these girls behinds and not want to buy something? Enjoy.
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Lily Aldridge may just be the most underrated V.S. model in the hottie arsenal. She works a little less perhaps than some of her peers with her young family, she’s brunette, a Yank, and maybe some other reasons why she’s never mention in the tops of the V.S. lingerie models list. But she ought be, even among such stiff competition. Or, competition that makes you stiff if you like dick jokes.
Featured in the new edition of GQ UK, Lily Aldridge in bikini and other wardrobe essentials burns off the page with her alluring charms and a body that men used to go to war for, now just troll each other on the Internet or write rap songs over I suppose. Still, it’s the modern day version of a battle. A woman like Lily Aldridge can pretty much wink and get whatever she wants. If she takes her top off, she wouldn’t even have to wink or say please. I hope I become her victim one day. I’m counting on it. So hot! Enjoy.
Lily Aldridge really does deserve far more praise as a world class hottie. I’ve loved her since before even reading stories about how she she-banged her new husband from Kings of Leon so frequently and severely, the band had to cancel a month worth of tour dates while he recovered from extreme groin chaffing. That is one helluva resume builder as far a wife and girlfriends go.
Featured in the current edition of the Victoria’s Secret magazine, Lily shows why she’s hardly a slouch when it comes to pimping the bras and panties and other frilly lacy things that you would want to rip off her with your bare teeth within two seconds of having the chance. I’m not sure you can return the merch with your bicuspid marks in them, but you probably won’t care at that point. She’s ever so incredibly sextastic. Well done, Lily. Enjoy.
It’s actually the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards, though Viacom corporate might also get a few votes. They pay for the lights and the cocktail wieners. And they also gather up their publicity resources to make sure a huge gaggle of A-list hotties may their way to the annual awards ceremony in L.A. Uber-sextastics like Emily Ratajkowski, Chrissy Teigen, Olivia Munn, Nina Agdal, Jessica Alba, Laura Vandervoort, Elle Evans, and Lily Aldridge, just to name my top of the list hotties at the event over the weekend.
I must admit I don’t watch a lot of Spike TV, but I admire any media effort with the sole intention of making guys happy. We deserve a little happiness for all the good things we do daily that go unnoticed no matter how much we piss and moan about not being respected. Lining up a parade of crazy hot ladies is something we can sink our teeth into. Oh, that that were literal. Enjoy.
Lily Aldridge is all smiles and cleavage in her latest photo shoot in Miami Beach. The Victoria’s Secret alum looks incredible in the shorts and bikini top combination. Lily’s shapely thighs are amazingly toned and tanned in these pics. It’s definitely one of her best features. Lily’s bosoms are perfectly pert and perky in these suits. People talk about having “bikini bodies”. Lily has a bikini body if I’ve ever seen one. This is probably why she has been featured in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. She’s one of the hardest working models out there because she is one of the most versatile. I’ve seen Lilly look like an angel, a sexpot, and a girl next door in the same photo shoot. She’s a talented girl, that Lily.
If only there were some way to bottle whatever it is that makes Lily so sexy, I’d be friggin’ rich. I’d call it Eau de Aldridge and I’d sell it at your local drugstore for $29.99.
Many of the models from the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition took to the beach in Miami for some kind of promotion beach volleyball event. They seemed to be promoting wicked fine hottie bottoms and many many prurient dreams as girls like Samantha Hoopes, Emily Ratajkowski, and Nina Agdal bumped, set, and spiked their way right into every man’s libidos.
Sports Illustrated sure isn’t skimping on the publicity tour for this Swimsuit Edition. Thankfully, the girls are skimping on the material in their wardrobes. Ever so hot. I wish I could get in this game. Enjoy.
You know we predicted Nina Agdal and her meteoric rise the minute she stepped foot out of Denmark, so we couldn’t be more pleased two years later to see her covering the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Along with wicked hot Lily Aldridge and one of our long time favorite model hotties, Chrissy Teigen.
There will always be some controversy as to these decisions naturally, but I’d say SI did a nice job in picking a photo of three ridiculously hot women without their tops on, not to mention bottoms to die for. You could do worse, it’s hard to imagine much better.
Congratulations to Nina, Lily, and Chrissy. There’s no denying this is the big time. Enjoy.