Egotastic
Well, I have to be careful here with our good friend and Stump My Nerd hostess, Leilani Dowding. I mean, I want to treat her like a real person, not just a super lean and tanned and hot-all over object d' lust sunbathing somewhat topless by the pool.
I mean, what kind of friendship can exist between a man and a woman if that man is gazing over that woman's bikini bum and mouthing the word 'Damn, look at the perfectly fine arse'? Not a deep friendship I assure you. So, today, we'll refrain from comments of 'Hot sexy!' 'Holy boner!' and 'Dear God, please let that bikini fall all the way off! I mean, we're not animals here. Much. Enjoy.
Leilani Dowding Goes Half-Scorpion Hottie in the Desert
Sometimes I get my yoga poses mixed up with my cheerleading poses, as I'm an avid follower/ogler of both female stretchy time activities, but whatever it is, our hottie friend Leilani Dowding was working it out in the desert in her skin tight workout gear.
Why exactly Leilani was working out in the shrubs and tumbleweeds of the barren landscape, I do not know. She is a bit of a batty bird as the Brits like to say, so the explanation could easily have to do with the numbers she read in a fortune cookie directing her to an alien landing sight. Or, it could be just her giving back to the road weary gentleman travelers who get to see her in all sorts of sextastic poses alongside the arid byways of the desert as they drive past. In any event, our is not to question, merely to stare and drool. We're very good at that. Enjoy.