Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Topless Leaked Selfies, The Fappening 2.0


Updated Note: You can see all the Fappening 2.0 photos in their glory on DrunkenStepfather. (**sorry, these are now gone)

Editor’s Note: we will not be publishing these photos for the time being pursuant to hot boobs code something or other. However, I’m quite certain that Reddit will be maintaining Fappening 2.0 photos, as well as Subreddits and other more bold users who don’t fear the wrath of Khan. I can’t give any credence to these links or what you might find, but funbags and lady nests seem likely. Hide the children and the family pets, please.

(Lex at WWTDD has a stunningly quick response to today’s celebrity leaked nudes and maybe some better links.)

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I do love that term Fappening. With Kim Kardashian, you never know if her photos were invaded or she decided to be a part of the action in the Celebrity Leaked Funbag scandal of 2014. I would not put anything past her. What is clear is that photos of Kim Kardashian topless and sort of ass-bottomless are floating around the net and she looks absolutely outstanding.

Love her or hate her, Kim Kardashian of especially a few years ago has a body that had every NFL, NBA, and Pro Rapper League all-star pining to have a sample. That doesn’t just happen to every simple girl next door. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Both T and A On the Move

Nobody quite carries herself like Kim Kardashian. The original dramatically curved petite celebrity with the accentuated derriere and the accentuated funbags that form an almost perfectly balanced apparatus for ogling. It’s as if Kim’s body was designed in a laboratory by really smart, and really horny, engineering students who wanted to prove the laws of cantilever by way of things that would give them woodies. Success I’d say.

Kim was strutting around town in a tight skirt and a top that showed off her equally robust pleasure puppies in what has to be her iconic T &A look. That which brought her fame and fortune and, someday, likely arthritis. Nevertheless, it truly is hard not to look. I think people unfairly rate her because of her personality. Alas, if only we men could stop being so un-shalow and go back to ogling her body parts. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Nude Covered Boudoir Shots in GQ

While, a lot happened in the 36 hours or so we were down. One thing I did not see coming was Kim Kardashian being named British GQ’s Woman of the Year. I’m not exactly sure who the choices were, but I’m guessing none of them offered to also pose mostly nude for the magazine.

You can see Kim Kardashian nude but elbow covered pics in GQ on WWTDD where I’m sure they also have a positive working theory on Kim’s much deserved victory.  Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Big Cleavage And See-Through Skirt in London

Hall of fame hottie Kim Kardashian showed off her multimillion dollar assets at an event in London. Let’s face it, the cornerstone of the Kardashian empire is Kim’s ta-tas and they looked amazing in her wonderfully weird dress. It was basically a leather bustier with a see through skirt. She looked like a fairy tale princess dominatrix, and maybe it’s just me, but that is hot as F. The transparent skirt let you see her lady area as clear as if she was wearing a bikini. Needless to say that legendary bootie and her curvy hips looked amazing. One thing you have to love about Kim is her penchant for see-through clothes. Any woman can simply wear a short skirt or plunging neckline. But Kim takes it a step further by being both fully dressed and letting you see her underwear…or lack thereof. She’s the Picasso of being scantily clad.

It’s outfits like this that make me burn with never ending jealousy at Kanye West. Does he deserve such goodies? I think not.

Kim Kardashian Booty In A Super Tight Burgundy Dress in NYC

Hall of fame hottie Kim Kardashian showed off her legendary booty in an extremely tight burgundy dress in New York City. Is there a better derriere on planet Earth than Kim Kardashian’s caboose? If there is I’d like to see it. Kim has mastered the art of wearing tight clothes to better accentuate her amazing rack and booty. Not everyone can look this good sporting tight clothes, my friends. The dress also allowed us a peek at her stomach through a see-through window. But the thing that pops out in the front is, of course, those incredible boobies. Much like her booty it’s hard to find many funbags that can compete with Kim’s girls. The whole Kardashian clan was blessed by the good Lord with totally unbelievable yum yums, but only Kim has the magic combination of booty and boobs.

That Kanye West is a lucky man. I don’t see why he’s so angry all the time. If I had Kim’s booty to lay my face on at the end of the day I’d never be unhappy again.

Kim Kardashian Massive Booty Distracts Even New York’s Finest

Hey, you’ve got to look, right? There’s no such thing as on-duty when an arse the size of Kim Kardashian walks past. To protect and serve and to ogle. Kim’s mighty dumper, let alone her cleavy front side, seemed to capture the attention of at least one New York City cop who I’m quite sure is going to receive some good spirited ribbing from his fellow officers this morning. But who can blame a man for merely following the laws of gravitational forces. You have no choice but to crank the eyeballs toward such a ridiculously round foreign object.

Kim Kardashian is many things, not all of them super fine and pleasant, but she is most of all, an attraction. Nobody passes a roller coaster without checking it out. Kim is the human roller coaster with curves you never thought imaginable. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Cleavage Spills Out Of Her Blue Dress In Paris

Reality TV Queen and Mrs. Kanye Kim Kardashian was busting out of her  blue dress at an event in Paris. Kim was sporting a dress that was truly cleavetacular. The neckline plunged to her stomach which allowed a perfect view of her legendary funbags. As is often the case with Kim K, she forgot to wear a bra. I’m not entirely sure how these dresses stay on. Do they tape them? Do they stay closed by some kind of witchcraft? They seem to defy the laws of physics. You’d think that ta-tas as large as Kim’s could not be contained in simple cloth. Whatever it is, her cleavage is un-effing-believable. As often as we find ourselves looking at pics of Kim’s chest puppies it never gets old. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

That Kanye West is one lucky SOB. Not only is he a world famous rapper and super rich but he gets to go home every night and rest his weary head on those flesh pillows. I bet he sleeps very soundly.