Egotastic
With rumors swirling that Kim Kardashian wants boyfriend Kanye West to be fake and shady sham husband number three, it's been nearly impossible to separate the two (unless you do like we do and cut her high-fashion rapper boyfriend out of all pictures), including the endlessly-boot-knocking couple visiting Yogurtland in Hawaii, for a frozen treat.
And, as happens, while Kim is in the way of getting the stuffing knocked out of her, she often forgets a few tucks and folds here and there in the wardrobe department, which almost led to a defenestration of her oversized mammaries from her low cut top outside the family friend frozen concoction dispensary.
As to rumor that Kim shoved a double scoop of fro-yo betwixt her mucky parts to reduce post-coital swelling, we've been unable to substantiate. Enjoy.
Kim Kardashian, Heidi Klum, and Christina Milian in Showy Swimsuits Headline This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup
Now that we've been rounding up the best of the best in self-published photo land for a while now, the mainstream media, such as they move in tortoise like fashion, is now reporting on this brand new phenomenon. Not only is it not new, but the news people have no real idea of why these girls keep Twitpicking hot photos of themselves. It's not a publicity campaign or a strategized piece of marketing, this is real, down and dirty, ego gratification. These girls couldn't stop sending out pictures of themselves any more than an addictive gambler can stop betting long on the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl (okay, that was just a personal analogy, but you get the idea). It's engrained in the core.
This week's selection of girls seeking attention in our Sextastic Twitpic Roundup include Kim Kardashian in asstastic swimsuit, Heidi Klum wicked hot in a bikini, Kendall Jenner flashing her own teen bikini wares, Sophie Turner exhibiting her brilliant body, Miley Cyrus going see-through, Jessica Alba in a pool, and much much more for you to enjoy.
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