Kim Kardashian

Kelly Rowland, Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears Lead the Way of Cleavage for Elton John’s AIDS Foundation Post-Oscars Party

Make of it what you will, but the Elton John AIDS Foundation party tends to bring out the biggest shows of cleavage each Oscar Sunday, with the lovely ladies of L.A. saving up their funbaggery for when the more stately Academy Awards come to a conclusion.

Heidi Klum, Kim Kardashian, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Ashley Greene, and Irina Shayk all came up noteworthy in the category of most chest exposed on an otherwise pretty modestly dressed night for most of the actual movie stars. The Elton John party ticket is the hottest in town, if you can get it, which you can, for eight thousand times my hourly play rate. I had to save up this year to buy a new carbon fiber yo-yo, so I skipped, but I would never miss out on hot celebrity chestiness. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Flaunts Her Curves in Mesh for Super Important Meeting

I'm not sure who Kim Kardashian was meeting with in Beverly Hills, but if you judge the importance of her meetings based on how much skin and badonkadonk she is showing, and that's a fair assessment, this must have been a big one.

Kim looked like a gladiator's queen, carrying her S-shaped body along the fancy shopping drives to get to her business venture. At times, you have to wonder how Kim manages to get it all in there. I'm assuming so ropes and pulleys are involved, with the mesh allowing for perspiration. Somehow, she can still move and catch a thousand eyeballs. She may never lose that ultimate power. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Flashes Cleavage for Kimmel

Just coming back from France where she was denied her God-given right to be married at Versailles, Kim Kardashian is not letting her inner princess up so easily, flashing a good bit of where her fortune comes from on her way into the Jimmy Kimmel show. I've got to give up to Kim, not only for looking rather hot outside the studio, but for also being quite aware what it is her peeps want to see when they think of Kim. In that way, she's very honest. And there's no denying Kim has got her body back into the asstastic curvy shape that along with some personal film work, made her the multimillionaire she is today.

It's easy to hate on Kim, it's harder, it's harder to admit that if she was slapping her own booty and winking at you that you wouldn't drop everything you were holding and race on over. Don't worry, this can take some time. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian’s Sweet Chariots Swing Low in Paris

Amid rumors that she and her baby daddy are in France looking for a palace to marry in, Kim Kardashian couldn't help but pull some old Kimmy tricks out of the book with some deep cleavage in Paris that slung so low even a few Parisians had to stop judging other people for just a moment to take in the sight.

Kim's personal flair may run a bit continental, but her twin dangling peaks have always been her finest asset at home or abroad. So you best believe when Kim is playing princess for a day, err, years, she's going to let her French toasts dangle for her adoring public. You can't hope to stop Kim's ta-ta's, you can only hope to contain them. Though I'd ask her bra about that last part. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Takes Her Moody Booty on a Mall Walk

Kim Kardashian really is making a big deal about her post baby body and booty. Nary a day goes by when she's not sending out photos of herself in the gym working to get back to her world-noticing curves. She seems to be getting closer, taking the bold step of stepping out in tight white jeans for the paparazzi to snap away. Her big thumper just waving in the wind like a patriotic flag over the nation of Badonkadonk.

Kim certainly hasn't lost an ounce of humble since becoming a mom and a pretend fiancee. Then again, there's no denying that booty of hers still attracts the eyeballs and wanton peeps of men around the globe who desire such big and bulbous bottoms. If you can put aside your personal feelings for Kim, I think you'll find that you too are being drawn into her keester, if for no other reason than the draw of gravity. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Brings Out Her Mama Cleavage to Shop in Beverly Hills

No, not down there, look up here. Well, yeah, also down there. Kim Kardashian brought out the maternal puppies for a high-exposure shopping trip to Barney's in Beverly Hills. Less of a shopping trip per se and more of a 'look who got her curves packed into this outfit' kind of show for the paparazzi. And Kim was barely contained.

Now six months post baby, Kim is back in full showoff mode when out and about, with even large swollen mammaries than ever before. Her booty remains the curvaceous form that won her so much, well, attention, over the past decade. No matter what you think of Kim Kardashian as a person, she's definitely hard not to notice as a shape. Not with those jugs bouncing about like two pillows in the world's most enticing pillow fight. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Nearly Loses a Boob in Near on Nip Slip Going to Lunch

It's not easy lunching and shopping with friends. Not when you're Kim Kardashian in an open top trying to keep your natural plus artificial combined milkers intact whilst leaning forward. Kim almost lost one of her funbags to gravity and good fortune exiting her car for a meal and purchasing time with her girlfriends, an almost nip slip that I really feel we deserved.

We don't get to hang out with the girls and eat salads and buy $400 scarves. The least we could get is a glimpse of the new baby mama's boobtastic. Well, I guess I'm feeling just a little gypped. So close, but no full view of the cigars. Enjoy.