Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian’s Sweet Chariots Swing Low in Paris

Amid rumors that she and her baby daddy are in France looking for a palace to marry in, Kim Kardashian couldn't help but pull some old Kimmy tricks out of the book with some deep cleavage in Paris that slung so low even a few Parisians had to stop judging other people for just a moment to take in the sight.

Kim's personal flair may run a bit continental, but her twin dangling peaks have always been her finest asset at home or abroad. So you best believe when Kim is playing princess for a day, err, years, she's going to let her French toasts dangle for her adoring public. You can't hope to stop Kim's ta-ta's, you can only hope to contain them. Though I'd ask her bra about that last part. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Takes Her Moody Booty on a Mall Walk

Kim Kardashian really is making a big deal about her post baby body and booty. Nary a day goes by when she's not sending out photos of herself in the gym working to get back to her world-noticing curves. She seems to be getting closer, taking the bold step of stepping out in tight white jeans for the paparazzi to snap away. Her big thumper just waving in the wind like a patriotic flag over the nation of Badonkadonk.

Kim certainly hasn't lost an ounce of humble since becoming a mom and a pretend fiancee. Then again, there's no denying that booty of hers still attracts the eyeballs and wanton peeps of men around the globe who desire such big and bulbous bottoms. If you can put aside your personal feelings for Kim, I think you'll find that you too are being drawn into her keester, if for no other reason than the draw of gravity. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Brings Out Her Mama Cleavage to Shop in Beverly Hills

No, not down there, look up here. Well, yeah, also down there. Kim Kardashian brought out the maternal puppies for a high-exposure shopping trip to Barney's in Beverly Hills. Less of a shopping trip per se and more of a 'look who got her curves packed into this outfit' kind of show for the paparazzi. And Kim was barely contained.

Now six months post baby, Kim is back in full showoff mode when out and about, with even large swollen mammaries than ever before. Her booty remains the curvaceous form that won her so much, well, attention, over the past decade. No matter what you think of Kim Kardashian as a person, she's definitely hard not to notice as a shape. Not with those jugs bouncing about like two pillows in the world's most enticing pillow fight. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Nearly Loses a Boob in Near on Nip Slip Going to Lunch

It's not easy lunching and shopping with friends. Not when you're Kim Kardashian in an open top trying to keep your natural plus artificial combined milkers intact whilst leaning forward. Kim almost lost one of her funbags to gravity and good fortune exiting her car for a meal and purchasing time with her girlfriends, an almost nip slip that I really feel we deserved.

We don't get to hang out with the girls and eat salads and buy $400 scarves. The least we could get is a glimpse of the new baby mama's boobtastic. Well, I guess I'm feeling just a little gypped. So close, but no full view of the cigars. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Revealing Serious Curvature On Training Night for Kendall in New York

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Kim Kardashian takes all her responsibilities seriously. To her fans, her customers, her various boyfriends and customers, and, most of all, her family. So when it's girls night out time with barely legal half-sister Kendall Jenner in The Big Apple, you know Kim's going to look her best. Or bustiest. Or most figure hugging combo top and booty packaging to make sure the sisterly pair are the most photographed girls in all of Manhattan on this particular evening.

Everybody's calling this Kim's post-baby body. But Kim's had a post baby body since even before she bore Kanye's baby. So let's just call this Kim plus ten lbs. almost all in the hourglass departments of her engineered frame. She is very hard to miss.

Kim Kardashian Packs Serious Junk In Her Trunk and Goes Shopping

Technically, I think she want spa'ing before she went shopping. Such is the life of Kim Kardashian who is once again showing off her curves around town after losing most, but definitely not all, of her baby weight.

Kim couldn't be wearing a tighter skirt or Spanx I suppose as she strutted around Beverly Hills with her camera crew in tow, reminding all the old money gals who the new money queen was. At one point it certainly looked like her tight skirt would split wide open, but presumably Kim's tailors know how to stitch a garment that can contain her massive booty. I'm not quite sure if it's alluring or just too much, but it's definitely impossible not to look. And don't you lie, because I know you're looking right now too. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner and Older Sisters in Revealing Dresses for Family Show Time at the Beach

Now, we normally don't share social media pictures until our big roundup on Thursdays. But these simply could not wait. Not when puppet master Kris Jenner takes her girls and some very showy cut designer dresses to the beach for family showoff for the cameras time. This may be right, this may be oh so wrong, but this is definitely happening. It's like the Christmas shopping season. You can dread it every year, but it's still coming.

Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner were in dresses so revealing that Puritans from the 17th century nearly resurrected to cover them in scarlet letters. I suppose that was part of the Kris Jenner plan. Along with highlighting Kim Kardashian and her post-baby figure, Khloe Kardashian and her, well, body thing. Surprisingly, it seems that Kourtney Kardashian was missing from the shoot. Or maybe not so surprisingly as she's always been called the smart one in the family. Enjoy.