Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Cleavage Display Reminds You Why You Can’t Totally Dislike Kim Kardashian

By Bill Swift | October 1, 2012 @ 8:32 am

Kim Kardashian Takes Her Cleavage Rowing in Miami

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Yes, there are the obvious and glaring personal character flaws when talking Kim Kardashian, but I defy you to be raised by Kris Jenner and not come out a money and fame obsessed top heavy mannequin. It's like being raised by a football coach dad. You're gonna play football at some point. So, on this day when Kim was flashing her milky melons with deep deep cleavage in Miami, can't we just forgive, or at least forget, that she is about as real as her boobs?

The entire Kardashian Mafia was down in South Florida over the weekend pretending to be real for the cameras of their spinoff reality show, Kardashians for Sale, Five Dolla to Make You Holla, and the entire family got into a dragon boat kayak for some river racing, because, well, because show producers ran out of ideas halfway through the first episode of the first season of the craptastic reams of videotape shot for the purposes of pleasing 2.3 million zombie female audience members who believe Khloe is 'wonderful'.

You want to know what is wonderful about The Kardashians? Kim's funbags. An, thankfully, that wonderful was on full display this weekend. Enjoy.

KIM'S TA-TA'S ALMOST FELL OUT COMPLETELY DISEMBARKING FROM A YACHT

Kim Kardashian Cleavage Leaves a Yacht Party 'Lady Joy' in Cannes

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In the Face of ‘Fatty’ Rumors, Kim Kardashian Slaps on Some Spanx, a Waist Hiding Dress, Flashes Her Funbags, and Hits the Steakhouse!

By Bill Swift | September 26, 2012 @ 9:39 am

Kim Kardashian Wears a Low Cut Green Dress to Boa Steakhouse in LA

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Okay, mark this down in your cynical prediction books:

My friend W believes that the recent Kim Kardashian weight gain is all part of a plan from the Kardashian merchandising machine to give Kim a plot line to cry on the talk shows and then show how her Kardashian amphetamine powder diet shake gets her back into tip top shape. That is one of the most cynical effin' sinister things I've ever heard. Which is precisely why when you're talking Kardashian mafia, it's totally and completely plausible.

In any event, the currently chunkier Kim last night did what any heavier-set Hollywood icon would do, she girdled the hell out of her undercarriage, slapped on a dress that flattered her big ta's, and hit BOA steakhouse where I'm guessing she ate a twig and a glass of cabbage water before meeting up with her rapper stalker boyfriend for caloric free meat. Enjoy.

(Don't forget you can see Kim Kardashian and other full-bodied celebrities baring their bodies through our signature deal with PlayboyPlus. And when we say you can see Kim, we mean, you can really see all of Kim. )

Is Kim Kardashian Getting Curvier or Taking a Soft Left Into BBW Land?

By Bill Swift | September 25, 2012 @ 9:59 am

Kim Kardashian Shows Her Curves in a White Swimsuit in Miami

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The whole easily-abuzz world is heavily abuzzed these days with talk of whether or not these new swimsuit photos of Kim Kardashian show the reality star slash hooker pimpstress looking healthy and curvy, or whether Kim is going off the deep end into the land of her genetic destiny, sans diet pills and starvation diets -- Big Beautiful Woman.

By way of disclaimer, before anybody writes us nasty letters about promoting unhealthy body images for women, we happen to champion the full-body ladies here on Egotastic! We dig curves and generally leave the Coconut Water and Sugarless gum skinny as a rail fashion gals to the pages of women's magazines where they probably do eff up a whole bunch of young women's self-esteem. As for us, give us the booty and the bodacious curves we love. Now, there is a line to be drawn with that standard, and when you run out of ink in your pen drawing that line, you may be entering zoftig territory.

As for Kim Kardashian, we suspect she'll be back on the Adderall like Kardashian diet powder in short order now that she's back in the States. Between that and a healthy dose of booty busting 24x7 from her rapper stalker boyfriend, expect her to be looking relatively slender again in a month's time. Enjoy.

SO MANY OF US DUDES LOVE A NICE CHUNK OF KIM KARDASHIAN PHAT ARSE

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Kim Kardashian Takes Her Money Balls and Goes Home from Australia

By Bill Swift | September 24, 2012 @ 8:56 am

Kim Kardashian Cleavage Departure from Sydney Airport

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It's tiring being a full-time money-crunching woman for hire. Jet setting ain't all it's cracked up to be when you're selling your various body cracks about the world. So consider Kim Kardashian and her resume-leading funbags just a bit exhausted from all their work Down Under pimping this and that, and happy just to be in a see-through tank top headed home to Los Angeles.

Just being without her similarly-dressed stalker rapper boyfriend, Kanye West, must be a burden on Kim, a woman withers without celebrity music star or athlete manhood planted firmly and continuously in her moneybox, but throw in the fact that the toilet swirls counterclock wise as she Kardashian-diet barfs her shrimps from the barbie down the porcelain portal, and travel just ain't so easy for Kim K. Of course, there are those flesh puppies to ogle. Enjoy.

KIM ALWAYS CHOOSES DEEP CLEAVAGE WHEN TRAVELING THE WORLD

Kim Kardashian Flashes Deep Cleavage in Paris

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Kim Kardashian Gots It, So She Flaunts It, Her Two Mighty Melons at the Four Seasons

By Bill Swift | September 6, 2012 @ 8:53 am

Kim Kardashian Flaunts Her Nice Rack at the Four Seasons Restaurant in NYC

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For all the ribbing about Kim Kardashian being a no-talent, opportunistic, puppet-offspring, money-grubbing, zero morals remedially educated porn star, well, let's not forgot she has some killer tubes.

And an overall nice body, that when not being stuffed by her rapper boyfriend in matching designer clothes, is often on display in public arena, including last night at The Four Seasons where Kim wore a body hugging dress with a very revealing top, that dared ogling onlookers to assert that Kim has no skills whatsoever. She clearly does. Two, plus the real moneymaker. That's three by my mathematical analysis. Something to hang your hat on, literally. Enjoy.

KIM TAKES HER TWO JUGS OF TALENT WITH HER EVERYWHERE

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READER FINDS: Kim Kardashian Wet Bikinis, Cintia Dicker Topless, Jennifer Garner Nip Slip, and Much Much More…

By Bill Swift | August 31, 2012 @ 9:40 am

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Kim Kardashian Troy Jensen 2010 Calendar Photoshoot in Mexico

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While not watching 20 hours of The Convention this week (I shall never watch a political convention of any kind until the day they un-invent the remote control), it suddenly came to me that what this nation needs, nay, what this world needs, is far less people with nice hair cuts and nice words saying nice things, and much more nice looking women showing off their nice looking parts. Everybody in politics is left to say, 'I'll believe it when I see it', but in the world of the sextastic, it is all seeing, and, believe me, it's all good.

Today's weekly collective of celebrity skin as provided by you all, a.k.a., Reader Finds, includes Kim Kardashian in a wet hot cleavy Troy Jensen photoshoot (thank you to EgoReader 'Dex'), former Miss Switzerland Melanie Winiger topless from behind (kudos to 'Joel' for pointing out Ms. Winige), the belustable ginger Cintia Dicker topless (thanks 'Joey G'), Jennifer Garner with a slip of the nip in Arthur (muchas gracias para 'Itai S.'), more buxom Latina hotness from super-virgin Noelia Rios (blessings to EgoReader 'Sam'). Mischa Barton looks quite hot in this Pablo Aguilar photoshoot (contributed by 'Jenner'), and talk about hot photos, Naomi Watts by Simon Upton, ooh la la (kudos to 'Billy Boy'), Eva Wyrwal hot and topless (many thanks to 'Tank'), Sophie Howard buxom and flashing pre-retirement (way to go 'A.J.'), Anna Kournikova classic bikini pictures from Maxim Australia (hotness according to 'Benny'), another look at topless hotness of Hayley-Marie Coppin (uncovered by 'The D'Man'), and last, but not least, a couple quite nekkid photos of Svenske hottie Mini Anden in a car (courtesy of ''Big FFF').

Thanks to one and all. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian, Heidi Klum, and Christina Milian in Showy Swimsuits Headline This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | August 23, 2012 @ 11:24 am

Miley Cyrus Shows Bra in a See Through Top on Twitter

Jessica Alba in a Pool of Colorful Balls on Instagram

Sophie Turner Flaunts Her Curves on Twitter

Stella Hudgens Shows Cleavage in a Tank Top on Instagram

Rosie Jones Posing in Short Shorts on Twitter

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Now that we've been rounding up the best of the best in self-published photo land for a while now, the mainstream media, such as they move in tortoise like fashion, is now reporting on this brand new phenomenon. Not only is it not new, but the news people have no real idea of why these girls keep Twitpicking hot photos of themselves. It's not a publicity campaign or a strategized piece of marketing, this is real, down and dirty, ego gratification. These girls couldn't stop sending out pictures of themselves any more than an addictive gambler can stop betting long on the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl (okay, that was just a personal analogy, but you get the idea). It's engrained in the core.

This week's selection of girls seeking attention in our Sextastic Twitpic Roundup include Kim Kardashian in asstastic swimsuit, Heidi Klum wicked hot in a bikini, Kendall Jenner flashing her own teen bikini wares, Sophie Turner exhibiting her brilliant body, Miley Cyrus going see-through, Jessica Alba in a pool, and much much more for you to enjoy.