Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Shows Lots Of Cleavage While Out To Dinner In NYC

Ah, Kim Kardashian. Every day I wake up and wonder what new delights you will bring me from the night before and you rarely disappoint. In these pics she is wearing a plunging neckline dress that shows off her yum yums. As per usual, Kim is not wearing a bra so you can see all the cleav. It wouldn’t be a stretch to say that Kim has one of the most recognizable boobs on the planet. If you removed all context clues around a picture and just showed her cleavage and asked people who they thought it was I bet most people would guess Kim. They are as iconic and American a landmark as Mt. Rushmore. In fact, I think we need to carve her boobies into a mountain to commemorate them for all time. Some things are worth preserving.

It looks like her and Kanye were on their way to dinner when these pics were taken. I wonder if she ever spills on herself and then is relieved because since there is no clothing anywhere on her chest the outfit won’t be ruined?

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Kim Kardashian Boobtastic 2014: A Look Back At the Cleavetastic Money Makers

And the stroll down mammary lane continues with a year in review of Kim Kardashian racktastic. Perhaps nobody makes more money off her curvaceous female form than Kim Kardashian. You could try listing her other talents, but many have tried and failed to take pen to paper in any meaningful manner. Nope, that $100 million empire is built off top and bottom curves, the former of which she hardly let slow up in this year even of the first baby pushing.

Have ta-ta’s will travel. Kim knows exactly how her bread gets buttered and what the gentleman oglers will go premium on. Smart or dumb is kind of a moot point when somebody’s still winning on the scoreboard. Give it up for a year’s worth of Kim Kardashian cleavetastic. I’m certain there’s a bare nugget(s) in here somewhere as well. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Tight Dress, Mega Dumper, It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like a Kardashian Christmas

If you’re going to visit the laser center, you might as well show the doc where you might need a little sculpting. It’s always helpful when you show up in a dress ready for work. Kim Kardashian is nothing if not thoughtful, well, also ridiculously curvy in a way that she doesn’t exactly hide in a skintight dress, adjusting her various curves beneath.

The most successful Kardashian took her petite, but anything but petite, hourglass figure to the streets of Beverly Hills to cause many men to crank their necks to the point of needing their own doctors. If there’s anything you can say abut Kim Kardashian, she’s an attention getter, from head to toe and all swelling parts betwixt. Admit it, you’d be disappointed if she started wearing muumuus. Enjoy.

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Kim Kardashian Deep Cleavage and Alessandra Ambrosio Long Legs Highlight the ACRIA Holiday Dinner

Anything for a good cause. Tis the season for charitable events, including the ACRIA dinner which raised money for AIDS research and hosted a number of decked out celebrities last night, most notably Kim Kardashian and her Yuletide deep deep cleavage and Alessandra Ambrosio and her Pilates toned all over show-off mommy body, everyone looking like a million damn dollars of lady fine.

I can’t even bust on Kim and her massive bust when she’s putting it to use for noble work. Suffice it to say, no charity has ever been damaged by the presence of sextastic celebrities in barely there dresses gracing their red carpet. If only I could get some positive responses to my Bill Needs a Sponge Bath annual charitable gala. So far, only Mickey Rourke has RSPVed leaving me feeling more nervous than hopeful. Just beautiful girls, please. Enjoy.

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Kim Kardashian Cleavy In A Super Tight Latex Dress In Melbourne

Every day I get up, make some coffee, and eagerly await news of whatever revealing outfit Kim Kardashian wore the night before. She rarely disappoints. In today’s ensemble, Kim is sporting a TIGHT pink latex dress with a built in shelf to show off those legendary funbags. The bra part of the dress looks more like plastic and, as we all know, plastic doesn’t adhere to the body. So, her thingies are more placed on top of the bra than actually being held by them. The result is cleav the likes of which are rarely seen on the Earth. The rest of the dress hugged Kim’s famous curves and reminded us all of what a lucky SOB Kanye West is. She was there promoting her new perfume Fleur Fatale. I imagine you need a nice fragrance on your body after wearing a latex dress for a long sweaty night.

What I do know is that I look forward to seeing what surprises Kim has in store for tonight. Will it be a see-through top? A leather bondage outfit? Or will she just be naked? We’ll have to wait and see.

Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner Double Down Buxom Pimping Sisters

There is no job too small for a Kardashian, just small boobs. Wait, that doesn’t make any sense. Kim Kardashian was on hand and flashing her ample healthy wholesome cleavage deep and wide for her little sister’s pimping of the fake hair efforts in Beverly Hills. Just seventeen yet, and such an innocent young lass, we probably shouldn’t comment on Kylie Jenner and her rather bosomy showoff outfit designed to sell more faux blue hair to girls who want to look like 80′s drunk female rock stars I suppose. What do I know of fashion and style? If it’s not at Target, it’s all haute couture to me.

It’s nice to see the family working together for the common good of making even more money. The hawking of product is the communal moment for Kardashian girls to ignore their spats and differences and work together for the family business. It’s kind of Americana beautiful. I’m referring mostly to the funbags now. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Naked Topless Oily Full Frontal Too for Paper Magazine

 
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Paper Magazine is calling this rather monumental naked pictorial of Kim Kardashian ‘just broke the Internet’. I’m not so sure about that, maybe just busted a nut is more appropriate. Though there is no doubt that this is clearly Kim’s riskiest photo shoot probably ever, at least of the paid variety and not shot on amateur tape by her boyfriend. This is more revealing than Kim’s Playboy Magazine shoot even if you think about it. Or go look and compare.

I must admit, I’m shocked. I did not think we would see this. Or that somebody could afford so much baby oil. Kim shows all the parts that made her who she is today. I think there’s something admirable about her doing this, beyond just the titillation of seeing one of the most sought after funtime girls all nekkid and topless and such. Kim doesn’t care what you think. There’s nothing she won’t do to show she doesn’t care what you think, including giving you exactly what you want from her. That’s so damn meta. On this day, well done, Kim. Enjoy.