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Kim Kardashian Topless Naked Oiled Down Body and Booty For Love Magazine

 
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Well, that was quick. You knew it was coming. Well, I did, you have real jobs and such to tend to. Kim Kardashian full frontal naked on the pages of Love Magazine. After all that silly leaked digitally covered up visual teasing, here they are in all their glory. Kim Kardashian topless and flashing her lady nest for all the world to see, then go from there.

This isn’t the first time Kim Kardashian has been nude in a magazine, but it is perhaps her least untouched photos therein. Not untouched, that was a relative term to her Playboy and Paper magazine and W Magazine work. This is the closest you might come to how Kim looks when you come home from a hard day and you’ve got a million dollars to spend on ten minutes of tamp the thumper time out by the pool. Love it, lust it, or leave it. This is your American royalty without clothes on. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Love Magazine

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Kendall Jenner Topless and Kim Kardashian Bottomless But Morphed Patched Up Oddities in Love Magazine

I must admit. This one is beyond me, but I just had to share.

Love Magazine is releasing a rather elaborate photo spread of Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner, and Kim Kardashian where they are shot to look like something out of strange pulp sci-fi noir novels or something along those lines. Included are Kendall Jenner with digitally smooshed ta-ta’s blown up and covered in digital pasties along with Kim Kardashian nekkid save for some post-production marks and Kylie Jenner blonde anime looking. The three of them for some reason hyper-stylized into something rather less than normal appeal. Why? I do not know. Art, I guess. Hence, my disagreement with art as a legit subject matter. I’m all for the experimentation of the creative mind in visual form, but if you’ve got Kendall Jenner willing to flash her boobtastic and Kim exposing her bare behind, isn’t that the time for some photo realism? I’m a simple cad, I know. But I’m also right, am I not? Enjoy.

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Asstastic Humps For a Humpday Huzzah!

My loveliest minion Whitney and I got into a fight over whether lady humps was meant to describe the glorious funbags of fine ladies or their equally alluring keesters. To further her positions, she put together a dozen pictures of super fine celebrity asstastic including Jessica Alba, Kim Kardashian, and Nikki Mudarris. I guess she wins in terms of preponderance of the evidence of a sextastic nature.

Whether humps refers to tops or bottoms, make no mistake, lady curves are the finest shapes ever produced by the prodigious and benevolent hand of Mother Nature. There’s no other design in the natural world that matches the sense of awe in seeing remarkably alluring women with primordially passion inducing curves. Bless them, one and all. Huzzah!

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Kim Kardashian Super Busty While Leaving A Sam Smith Concert In LA With Kendall, Khloe And Cara

If Kim Kardashian was a super hero her super power would be the ability to stop men dead in their tracks with her mighty cleav. Once again Kim K proved that no one does boobage like her as she and her sisters Khloe and Kendall and Cara Delevingne attended a Sam Smith concert in LA. She was wearing a tight bustier top that pushed her funbags up into a pleasing cleavage revealing shape that is oh so delectable. Seriously, if there were such a thing as the boob equivalent of the Pepsi challenge, I would bet on Kim’s yum yums over anyone else. Khloe was also looking pretty friggin’ hot in a pair of skin tight leather pants that showed off her greatest asset, her legendary booty. Kendall wasn’t dressed in anything revealing but she’s still my boo, as the kids say.

Say what you will about the Kardashian/Jenner clan, they sure know how to get people’s attention with their sexiness. That’s a skill too, you know.

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Kim Kardashian Is Massively Boobtacular And Other Fine Things To Ogle

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Kim Kardashian interviews with her boobs half hanging out. (TMZ)

Jessica Alba gives me a zen feeling in my pants while meditating in a bikini. (WWTDD)

Lady Gaga does yoga in a thong because Lady Gaga. (Huffington Post)

Taylor Swift‘s booty and lady mound look amazing. (Drunken Stepfather)

Hilary Duff is leggy in short shorts. (Popoholic)

Mia Khalifa is super hot, I can see why Drake likes her. (The Superficial)

Daisy Lowe‘s funbags are more of a masterpiece than the Sistine Chapel. (COED)

Adrianne Curry Bare Booty, Kim Kardashian Fur Bikini, Emily Ratajkowski Nekkid in a Tub Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Well hello there, social media landscape filled with the visual wonderments published by the audience loving sextastic celebrities themselves. My how you’ve grown, in just the past few weeks and months. More skin, more photos, more delicious selfies and candids of the women who make a good chunk of their living by being super hot. There’s nothing wrong with that, especially when they love to share.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup features Kim Kardashian flashing cleavage in her new fur bikini, Emily Ratajkowski not wearing any clothes in a tiny outdoor tub, Adrianne Curry flexing her bare backside for the selfie, Kelly Brook chesty workouts, Anna Kournikova in a return to bikini candids, Selena Gomez boudoir posing, and much much more. You own it to your deflated balls to psi each and every one of these truly hot social media shares into your libido. Enjoy.

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Kim Kardashian Sexy Swimsuits For Vogue Australia

Kim Kardashian isn’t giving up her title as one of the most requested to be photographed women by the major magazines. Say what you will of Kim, some of it not that pleasant, but every editor at every fashion and style magazine wants hot photos of Kim in their magazine, or better yet, on their cover. She moves copies even as she moves the loins of men in her direction. Save the pretend games for when you’re speaking in public spaces. She’s got a curvy allure that has been working for a while now.

Kim’s latest appearance is on the pages of Vogue Australia. She spends a good deal of time pimping her family name Down Under, making her one of the most sought after celebrity names in that country. Everybody wants to see Kim in a bathing suit, her body literally made for such exhibition. She doesn’t disappoint. It’s a bit more glamorous than how we’re often used to seeing Kim, but, let her have her moment in the sun and just watch. There’s always time down the road for the negative stuff. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Vogue Australia