Remember those couple or three weeks when Kim Kardashian went blonde and all those people who care about hair color and style went kind of nutty insane? Yeah, I don’t know any of those people either. But I remember the buzz. Apparently, Kim got some solid teasy photoshoots in during her time as a platinum bombshell, including this little visual funbag ditty in Vogue Brazil, on my list of top ten worldwide Vogue editions. Hey, somebody has to read them all on your behalf.
There’s no doubt that Kim Kardashian and her family and her ta-ta’s are a worldwide phenomenon. Spawned for sure in the U.S., this petite hourglass shaped celebrity princess is one of the most recognizable faces and bodies around the planet. It should be comforting to know that men in over 150 nations worldwide are currently imagining her without clothes on locked in the supply closet with them, begging her not to speak in their own native tongues. The sextastic is the universal language and what binds prurient men of all lands. Even those who are forced to pretend they hate it. Enjoy.
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Christina Milian and Kim Kardashian both stepped out in tight cleavy white dresses unaware that we would soon be pitting them in battle against one another to see who showed off the rack and booty better.
Kim is obviously a near daily veteran of these kinds of public displays of lady curves, while Christina Milian has recently returned to the game in order to promote her new music and reality show. And it’s not like she doesn’t have the underlying and under-clothes skills to back up her shows. Two hourglass shaped ladies just trying to get a few or a million peeps. But who stunned the most? Boobtastic is in the eye of the beholder. You’ll have to decide for yourself. You can never truly go wrong with the ole wank test. I think Sir Walter Raleigh invented that. Still going strong. Enjoy.
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Legendary hottie Kim Kardashian let it all hang out in a recent episode of Keepin Up With The Kardashians. The episode dealt with the themes of being intimidated, by all the fame and whatnot that the Kardashian clan has to deal with. So, Kim showed that she wasn’t intimidated by doing what she does best: get completely naked. The only thing keeping her modesty is some strategically placed body paint. But mere pigment cannot hide those gigantic breasts. It’s like sticking a band-aid on a mountain. And that booty? That booty that has driven so many men mad with lust? That cannot be covered by anything as plebeian as paint.
I mean, clothes can barely contain those junkies. I’m not sure what it has to do with intimidation but anything that involves Kim getting naked is A-Ok with me.
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Seeing a Kardashian in a bookstore still kind of makes me laugh a little, but Kim Kardashian came to sell, something she is particularly well suited for, in a see-through busty outfit pushing her book Selfie. I’m not exactly sure who this book is intended for, wait, I am sure, I just don’t want to say it. But let’s just accept the fact that as inane as it sounds, everything Kim sells makes money. Skill or superpower or just a social commentary we’d rather not investigate, this book will also be a success.
To ensure maximum renumeration, Kim is dancing with her brung her, namely, her curvaceous body which we now know is on full display in her book of selfies unseen previously on social media. I can think of worse reason to purchase a book than having a hard copy tome filled with pages of Kim’s big ta’s and booty unclothed. Though I could also think of better. Say what you will about Kim Kardashian, she is using that body of hers to its fullest measure. If she was doing any less, it would be slightly disappointing. Enjoy.
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I don’t know the exact story here. I think the Kardashians claim these topless photos of Kim Kardashian from her upcoming Selfies book of, well, selfies, were leaked. Given the veracity rating of the Kardashians hovering at about four-percent plus or minus four-percent, I’m inclined to believe Kim’s bare breasts are a clever marketing plot to get people to purchase her book. She does need rent money this month after all.
Now, on to the funbags. Kim is sporting an impressive pair. We’ve seen Kim finally go truly topless this past year in print magazines, but this may be the first time we’ve ever seen her untouched selfies topless, so much as you believe she’s not still touching up her selfies. Oh, what to believe. I don’t know. But I do know Kim Kardashian topless is definitely a thing. A thing you ought be ogling right about now. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: “Selfie”/Instagram
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Oh, faux pas, how two women showed up wearing the same dress to the Met Gala. Okay, not exactly the same, but as my eyes are systemically trained toward bare skin, I couldn’t help along with others notice how both Beyonce
and Kim Kardashian
were sporting nearly identically revealing designer gowns to the fancy event. It’s not unusual for the ladies to wear some revealing tops, but these exhibitionist prone ladies of the press were showing off serious bottom booty skin in these gowns that could get you arrested if not imprisoned in many countries around the world.
But, to the more important question at hand? Who wore it better, as the style blogs like to say. Or, who looked more asstastic as I like to say because I’m a cad who thinks very much like you do. You know I have a hard time making these kinds of decisions, between two women I’d shank any one of you in the shower for a two minute conjugal. Yes, even Kim, c’mon, that would be the best two minutes of your life. I’d say both these ladies deserve credit for daring to bare their curvaceous bottoms in such a sparkling manner. I’d have to do the slap test to say for sure. I’m so ready for that. Enjoy.
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Kim Kardashian Instagrams a pic of herself in a bra to promote her new book Selfish. (Huffington Post)
Kelly Brook sunbathing in the nude? Why, yes! (WWTDD)
Britney Spears tosses around a football and shows off bare mid-riff. (TMZ)
Nina Agdal uses her hands as a bra. (Drunken Stepfather)
Madison Justice in a bikini will make your day. (Hollywood Tuna)
Yuvi Pallares is a master at the sexy Instagram post. (COED)
Hot girls in workout clothes? Don’t mind if I do. (The Chive)