Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Boobtastic Continues to Dominate the Parisian Skyline

Once more I will emphatically state, if you’ve got them, flaunt them. There’s no reason to spend a magnificent amount of money on fine full funbags if you’re not going to let the world in on the efforts. It’s like redecorating your home and letting nobody over. I think. I’m still on the original IKEA. Kim Kardashian knows exactly what she was built for — show — and Paris is ground zero of fashionable lady show-offery.

Kim took to the City of Light evening premiere night in a low cut dress certain to capture 99% of the photographic resources in the area. She might be able to don that look like, oh, what, me? Are you taking my picture? But why? But about an inch deeper she’s calculating her success on the red carpet. Indeed, have boobs will travel. Enjoy.

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Kim Kardashian Bra Top Boobtastic Show for the Good People of Paris

Kim Kardashian is making a few stops on her return from show tapings in Armenia. Namely, Paris, where Kim routinely flashes a ton of boobtastic because that country’s paparazzi are perhaps more thrilled with her presence than even the frenzy in other nations. Hence, the revealing bra top out and about whilst visiting stores to buy even more clothes.

Kim Kardashian isn’t shy about showing off her moneymakers, top or bottoms. I respect a person who dances with the date who brung her. Kim’s funbags aren’t mere accessories, they are a key part of her curriculum vitae that keeps the professional cash flowing inbound. Why not celebrate her ta-ta’s as symbols of capitalism gone right. I’m sure that’s how she sees them. Sometimes we make life way too complicated. Like Ferdinand, I prefer to sit under the cork tree and ogle boobs. Okay, maybe he smelled the flowers, but this is my version of that. Enjoy.

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Kim Kardashian Cleavage Top and Bottom in Spandex

Kim Kardashian wasn’t hiding much of her badonkadonk or top-a-donk in her Spandex outfit while heading to the studio. That’s either the the workout studio, the TV studio, or the empty studio she uses to store her stacks of floor to ceiling hundred dollars bills. Either way, let’s just say she went to the studio and she wasn’t hiding much.

Kim’s curves along with the use of those curves in a short film are truly what launched her mega millions career. Many have imitated since, but Kim continues to remain on the top of the heap of whatever that heap is where everybody says they don’t like you much but people keep buying things from you. As for me, I’m content to sit and ogle and imagine the ancillary benefits of my failed rap career. I’m not so good at rhyming. Or speaking so much. Also, I’m allergic to gold. It never came close to working. I shall never know the happy lust time of such a curvaceous woman. Boo. Enjoy.

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Kim Kardashian Bikini Picture Shoot Stripped Down in Chilly Malibu

Kim Kardashian in a bikini shoot? It’s odd, but this is something we simply don’t see very often given all the massive amounts of Kim photography daily. The now blonde E! starlet and world famous something or other took to the chilly beach of Malibu for a straight up bikini on the rock shoots for an outlet that I can only imagine is paying through the nose. Or is that teeth? Either way, lots of zeros.

Love her or not so much, Kim Kardashian remains one of the most famous curvaceous women in the world. It’s simply indisputable. Everybody wants a piece of Kim, even people who just want a piece for a few precious moments in a supply closet. There’s the allure. Seeing Kim returning to her roots, well, not hair roots, but you know, bikini shoots, it’s kind of making me wistful. Also horny, I often get the two feelings quite confused. Enjoy.

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Kim Kardashian Cleavy Peeks And Major Booty In Pants

Let’s play my favorite game, what is Kim Kardashian wearing and how much skin is she showing? What was on display in this particular black number is those legendary funbags. Sweet mother of crap her boobs are amazing. Like, top three best racks around these days. My favorite part is that she hates to wear bras and loves to be naked. But that’s not all, folks. Because the pants are super duper tight we also get to admire Kim’s other famous feature: that booty. Is it the greatest butt in history? It’s definitely up there. Her only competition is her sister Khloe and J-Lo. Luckily, we don’t have to choose one caboose to admire. We can love them all equally.

A lot of people give Kim K crap for being the way she is. Not me. She is who she is and she doesn’t pretend to be something she’d not. She’s just Kim with the big boobs and butt and she likes to strut around half-naked.

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Kim Kardashian Arm Bra For Reality TV

What is a day without Kim Kardashian‘s boobs? Not a day I want to live through. The thing that I know for absolute certainty when I wake up in the morning is that I will see her boobs at some point during the day. It’s as unavoidable as the dawn. During an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim used only her arm to cover her legendary boobs. But how can her thin little arm be enough to properly conceal ta-tas of that caliber? It can’t. Which is why you get cleavage, under, and sideboob galore. Her sisters may have some hot aspects but she has them beat as far as her chi chis goes.

If I had known that Kim was going to be flashing funbags I would get cable again so I can watch her dumb show. That’s worth a half-hour of my time.

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Kim Kardashian Big Cleavage As a Busty Blonde in the City of Light

If Kim Kardashian isn’t ogle worthy, does she still exist? This is a riddle for the ages that we’ll probably never have the practical means to answer. Kim isn’t showing up to Fashion Week in Paris without some kind of plan to get more attention that the rest of the chic celebrity denizen. This time, how about blonde hair and a big set of yams visible through her see-through dress. That’s the ticket.

Say what you will about Kim Kardashian, only keep the bad words away from children, but this woman knows how to get the cameras and the eyeballs pointed in her direction. She’s not boring, looking at least. They don’t pay the big bucks to the quiet mouse and there’s lots of competition. So curves and ta-ta’s and striking hair in revealing wardrobe is going to help pay the rent. Especially when your rent is like $60,000 a month. Jeans and a hoodie won’t cut it. I’ll take this gift horse without looking in her mouth, thank you kindly. Enjoy.

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