Kate Upton

READER FINDS: Elizabeth Hurley Topless, Paz de la Huerta Nekkid, Kate Upton Boobtastic, and Much Much More…

 
Kate Upton SI Swimsuit Shoot in the Philippines 2011
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Oh, glorious last Friday before Black Friday when middle aged people will trample old people buying gifts for young people in perhaps the most perverted Circle of Life demonstration ever. I shall miss those of you who don’t make it ever so dearly. But, time marches on, heals all wounds, and names lame people to their Person of the Year edition. Thus, on this Friday, we turn out attention and optical lenses toward the velveteen pouch that contains this week’s content of reader submitted skin, flesh, and funbags. A little invention that since 1911 we’ve been calling, Reader Finds.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Kate Upton in her first big bikini shoot (oh, my my’s thanks to EgoReader ‘Brett’), Madonna topless in some of her stellar screen work (dramatic, no, topless, yes, via ‘Owen’), Chloe Sevigny nekkid in Purple (full Chloes courtesy of ‘Stag’), Jane March topless thespianic (lovely lovelies by way of ‘Marco’), Elizabeth Hurley topless in her beginning days (big hair and funtops sent by ‘Steven’), Edie Falco topless and revelatory (Falco peaches presented by ‘Damon’), India Reynolds topless in Zoo (India glorious views promoted by ‘Stacey’), wicked hot Morena Baccarin baring teats in Homeland (how I lust Morena, ‘Evan G.’ knows that), Abbie Cornish topless and fruitful (British besties tosses into the mix by ‘Merv’), Paz de la Huerta nekkid fun times (pleasantly prurient views by ‘David R.’), Evangeline Lily bra and panties screencaps (lost was I ere I saw Lily, from ‘Bruce’), Kate Beckinsale topless and inspiring (pre-MILF Kate still so beautiful, via ‘Ryan’), Swedish TV lovely Emma Zetterberg topless in Cafe magazine (tussen takk shout out to ‘Lusen’), Lucy Lui nip slip from Elementary (caught by so many of you I can’t count, thanks to all!), the blessedly hot Marion Cotillard just simply stunning (many obliges go out to ‘Jean-Yves’), Sophie Howard stunning topless selfies (I could sleep in those pillows, just outstanding ‘Regan’), Emma Frain topless with a topless buddy (buddy system perfected by ‘Jonathan’), and last but not least, Euro-lovely Valerie Kaprrinsky quite nekkid in a beautiful work of cinematic art (kudos to ‘Poppy’ for the throwback visual delights). I’m not going to sugar coat this. It’s a lot of nekkid celebrity flesh. If you can’t handle it, I’ll still respect you. Or not. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Upskirt Flash On A Photoshoot In Miami

The lovely Kate Upton gave us all a view of her lady bits during a blustery photoshoot in Miami. It seems that it was a bit windy that day and Kate’s skirt kept getting blown up. The problem is that she forgot to wear underwear. So, with a particularly good gust of wind you get to see her goodies. Is there anything more glorious than a vag flash? We see boobs all the time, and don’t get me wrong I’m all about the boobs. But a good peek at the downstairs area is rarer. Occasionally it happens when these gals are exiting cars or sometimes mother nature cooperates and sends a gust of wind. Kate, for her part, seems rather unfazed by the whole thing. Rather than freaking out she just seems to laugh it off. Thanks for being such a good sport, Kate. That and not wearing underwear.

It’s things like this that make this job so rewarding.

Kate Upton Shows Her Black Bra In A See-Through Top In NYC

Boobtacular superstar Kate Upton was showing off her black bra in a see-through shirt while in New York City. I’m assuming that the shirt is supposed to be transparent as it also has a bunch of rips in it. The result is a fairly clear view of those legendary funbags. Kate’s ta-tas should be in some kind of booby hall of fame. They are seriously in the top three best racks on the planet and I should know. I consider myself a connoisseur of the boobtastic arts. It’s literally my job to talk about boobs all day and I could wax rhapsodic about Kate’s chi-chis till dawn. But I will spare you my bad poetry. What I will say is that Kate should only wear shirts you can see through. That or bikinis or just underwear. Or nothing, whatever she prefers.

How was she in New York and no one told me? I would have gladly put on pants and schlepped into Manhattan if I got to ogle those lady melons bopping down the street.

 

Kate Upton Sheer Top and Blonde Hotness in the Big Apple

You do know I’ve admitted I walked right past Kate Upton on a trip to New York without recognizing her until it was too late. To this date, it’s one of my greatest life shames, and I do have so many. I really do think had I stopped to talk to her I would have been the guy in all her hacked photos having a good time with Kate instead of stupid Justin Verlander. I mean, if I had seen those photos, which I’m not saying because I’m too handsome for prison.

Kate Upton took to the streets of Manhattan in a sheer top, showing off the bra required to keep her pleasure puppies in check when not on bedroom selfies duty. Kate is just one exquisitely hot woman who allures in clothes or no clothes, though I pray and light candles constantly for more of the latter. Having seen Kate nekkid only heightens my respect for the woman in all things bodily art related. Also, yes, I would hire her to be my chief rocket scientist if I had a real job and she was a rocket scientist. I might make the lab smocks a little more sexy, but that’s about the only difference. Kate, I so will respect you in the morning. Call me. Let’s fondle each other until we get arrested, or I do. Enjoy.

Kate Upton and Kendall Jenner Make the Media Fashion Awards in N.Y.C.

In case your electronic buzzer wasn’t going off, do be aware that we are currently experiencing Fashion Week in New York. They seem to happen all the time, but this one in early September is clearly the biggest of the year in the Big Apple. Everybody who’s anybody in the world of fashion, or what I like to call, expensive clothes, is in town this week for all the parties, fashion shows, and naturally, the good drugs.

The Week kicked off with the Media Fashion Awards, one of the many pseudo awards shows planned for the week as an excuse to find a corporate sponsor position. I could care less how fake it was when hotties Kate Upton, Gigi Hadid, Kendall Jenner, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Dakota Fanning walked through the front door with invitations. That makes it a party right there. Or an award show. Had I been invited, I would’ve have worn my ascot and talked about the wonderful new looks this year that kind of look like the wonderful new looks of a couple years ago. I can fake it for the love of the sextastic. Enjoy.

BREAKING NEWS: Kate Upton Topless In Photos Leaked On Reddit

Updated Editor’s Note: For all the requests, I can’t tell you at this moment where to find the bulk of the celebrity leaked photos. I wish I could be your everything. Well, not everything. For those interested, our friend Lex at WWTDD has a rather unique perspective on the celebrity hacked photos and he includes a luscious selfie of Kate Upton. Nice fella, that degenerate.

Editor’s Note: we will not be publishing these photos for the time being pursuant to hot boobs code something or other. However, I’m quite certain that Reddit will maintain their thorough archive of all the days activities.

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In what has proven to be a downpour of celebrity leaked topless and nude photos today on Reddit and other outlets, the luscious Kate Upton appears in various topless selfies and shares with somebody or other. The cloud at least I suppose.

For the time being, we can not share these photos with you, although I’m certain that Reddit will continue to maintain their leaked pictures archive until such time as celebrity twin power activates and nukes their bunker. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Modeling at 15, Wow, She Dazzle!

In case you had doubts, Kate Upton has always been good looking and, um, well, whatever we can say boobtastically about girls modeling in high school. Albeit if you look at these 25 Photos of Kate Upton Hot Modeling at 15 our friends at WWTDD scored, you’ll see she doesn’t exactly look like your standard high school sophomore. Nay, Kate was born to model.

Seriously, you’ve got to see these. Just tell your buddies you’re looking at sports scores. Enjoy.