Kate Upton Boring Fitness!

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Tex Hollywood - June 15, 2020

Kate Upton is the Sports Illustrated model that proved that all men care about is big boobs, you misogynist jerks!

Everything else about her was beyond average as far as I'm concerned. She was just a lot of hype, some clickbait that went viral and that people couldn't really process anything beyond her breasts. It was some bandwagon riding and that's ok.

The world is crazy enough as it is, we don't need to be hating on hot girls doing hot girl things, even if I feel they owe it to the fans to continue being hot because that's what got them here in the first place, at least that and the fact that Kate Upton's grandfather invented the company Whirlpool, you may know it from all those times you've done your laundry.

That said, she posted up a workout video that is the opposite of any workout video I'd be inspired to WORK out to, if you know what I mean, which you don't because I don't even know what I mean. It's just not a hot model workout, but rather a middle aged mom workout even though she's not middle aged!!!

It's just too bad that she came out with so much hype, only to go back to being beyond average, where't the bikini model part of this workout, because I am not seeing it and someone should be held accountable!

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