You do know I’ve admitted I walked right past Kate Upton on a trip to New York without recognizing her until it was too late. To this date, it’s one of my greatest life shames, and I do have so many. I really do think had I stopped to talk to her I would have been the guy in all her hacked photos having a good time with Kate instead of stupid Justin Verlander. I mean, if I had seen those photos, which I’m not saying because I’m too handsome for prison.
Kate Upton took to the streets of Manhattan in a sheer top, showing off the bra required to keep her pleasure puppies in check when not on bedroom selfies duty. Kate is just one exquisitely hot woman who allures in clothes or no clothes, though I pray and light candles constantly for more of the latter. Having seen Kate nekkid only heightens my respect for the woman in all things bodily art related. Also, yes, I would hire her to be my chief rocket scientist if I had a real job and she was a rocket scientist. I might make the lab smocks a little more sexy, but that’s about the only difference. Kate, I so will respect you in the morning. Call me. Let’s fondle each other until we get arrested, or I do. Enjoy.
In case your electronic buzzer wasn’t going off, do be aware that we are currently experiencing Fashion Week in New York. They seem to happen all the time, but this one in early September is clearly the biggest of the year in the Big Apple. Everybody who’s anybody in the world of fashion, or what I like to call, expensive clothes, is in town this week for all the parties, fashion shows, and naturally, the good drugs.
The Week kicked off with the Media Fashion Awards, one of the many pseudo awards shows planned for the week as an excuse to find a corporate sponsor position. I could care less how fake it was when hotties Kate Upton, Gigi Hadid, Kendall Jenner, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Dakota Fanning walked through the front door with invitations. That makes it a party right there. Or an award show. Had I been invited, I would’ve have worn my ascot and talked about the wonderful new looks this year that kind of look like the wonderful new looks of a couple years ago. I can fake it for the love of the sextastic. Enjoy.
Updated Editor’s Note: For all the requests, I can’t tell you at this moment where to find the bulk of the celebrity leaked photos. I wish I could be your everything. Well, not everything. For those interested, our friend Lex at WWTDD has a rather unique perspective on the celebrity hacked photos and he includes a luscious selfie of Kate Upton. Nice fella, that degenerate.
Editor’s Note: we will not be publishing these photos for the time being pursuant to hot boobs code something or other. However, I’m quite certain that Reddit will maintain their thorough archive of all the days activities.
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In what has proven to be a downpour of celebrity leaked topless and nude photos today on Reddit and other outlets, the luscious Kate Upton appears in various topless selfies and shares with somebody or other. The cloud at least I suppose.
For the time being, we can not share these photos with you, although I’m certain that Reddit will continue to maintain their leaked pictures archive until such time as celebrity twin power activates and nukes their bunker. Enjoy.
In case you had doubts, Kate Upton has always been good looking and, um, well, whatever we can say boobtastically about girls modeling in high school. Albeit if you look at these 25 Photos of Kate Upton Hot Modeling at 15 our friends at WWTDD scored, you’ll see she doesn’t exactly look like your standard high school sophomore. Nay, Kate was born to model.
Seriously, you’ve got to see these. Just tell your buddies you’re looking at sports scores. Enjoy.
Kate Upton, wwtdd
The dog days of summer are precisely the time you need to be watching the sweet pussy-cats of sextastic celebrityville on the big and small screen. Nothing cools off the body quite like leering at semi-nekkid incredibly hot women. Well, there might be a temporary increase in Kelvin temps before the actual cooling off period. Just be sure to keep the shades drawn.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute lays out one excellent game plan for viewing all the lovely funbags bouncing, flouncing, and flashing on the silver screen including Zoe Saldana not nekkid in Guardians of the Galaxy, but slipping nip in Colombiana, Kate Upton jiggling bikini jugs in The Other Woman, now out on Blu-Ray, and also out on Blu-Ray, Twin Peaks TV series and spin-off movie loaded with topless kinky dreamscapes. Check them all out. I triple dog dare you. Enjoy.
And, don’t you dare let anyone you love or despise go back to school, work, or community halfway house without an Ego discounted membership to Mr. Skin. They will be your friend for life, or two lives when you both come back as newts.
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For all her cracks and creaking floorboards, there’s no place like home. Happy 238th birthday, America. You may be too prude for boobs in magazines and on television, but like my conservative Aunt Ella, you still manage to surprise me each Christmas with a different color pair of winter socks.
To celebrate the birth of the nation, we’ve put together a few red white and blue bikini and popsicle sucking photos of some of the hottest celebrities celebrating the 4th and summer in the most exposing and tongue-licking way possible. Yes, it’s a crude birthday present, America, but don’t worry, my Aunt Ella got you some socks to keep your feet warm. Happy Birthday.
Albeit, I am feasting on what appears to be a Kate Upton nipple slip here at the start of the week. Nothing outrageous, but another outtake from the good folks at Sports Illustrated and Swim Daily who seem quite intent, and thankfully so, on sharing all of Kate’s pretty parts with the rest of the world. And why not? Why keep secret treasures just to yourself? What are you, a pirate? Nay, a gift is only a gift when you share it. I’m pretty sure I learned something like that from Barney, or Elmo, before the arrests.
Kate Upton, you are a true beauty. Seeing your nekkid fun bits only makes you that much more special in my eyes. Also, it helps fill in a few missing pixels of my making the sexy with Kate Upton on the beach fantasy. Authentic even beats imagined when it comes to the sextastic fineries. Bless you, Kate. Enjoy.
(Thanks to a benevolent ton of you for sending in your eagle-eyed sight of Kate on the beach.)