The dog days of summer are precisely the time you need to be watching the sweet pussy-cats of sextastic celebrityville on the big and small screen. Nothing cools off the body quite like leering at semi-nekkid incredibly hot women. Well, there might be a temporary increase in Kelvin temps before the actual cooling off period. Just be sure to keep the shades drawn.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute lays out one excellent game plan for viewing all the lovely funbags bouncing, flouncing, and flashing on the silver screen including Zoe Saldana not nekkid in Guardians of the Galaxy, but slipping nip in Colombiana, Kate Upton jiggling bikini jugs in The Other Woman, now out on Blu-Ray, and also out on Blu-Ray, Twin Peaks TV series and spin-off movie loaded with topless kinky dreamscapes. Check them all out. I triple dog dare you. Enjoy.
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For all her cracks and creaking floorboards, there’s no place like home. Happy 238th birthday, America. You may be too prude for boobs in magazines and on television, but like my conservative Aunt Ella, you still manage to surprise me each Christmas with a different color pair of winter socks.
To celebrate the birth of the nation, we’ve put together a few red white and blue bikini and popsicle sucking photos of some of the hottest celebrities celebrating the 4th and summer in the most exposing and tongue-licking way possible. Yes, it’s a crude birthday present, America, but don’t worry, my Aunt Ella got you some socks to keep your feet warm. Happy Birthday.
Albeit, I am feasting on what appears to be a Kate Upton nipple slip here at the start of the week. Nothing outrageous, but another outtake from the good folks at Sports Illustrated and Swim Daily who seem quite intent, and thankfully so, on sharing all of Kate’s pretty parts with the rest of the world. And why not? Why keep secret treasures just to yourself? What are you, a pirate? Nay, a gift is only a gift when you share it. I’m pretty sure I learned something like that from Barney, or Elmo, before the arrests.
Kate Upton, you are a true beauty. Seeing your nekkid fun bits only makes you that much more special in my eyes. Also, it helps fill in a few missing pixels of my making the sexy with Kate Upton on the beach fantasy. Authentic even beats imagined when it comes to the sextastic fineries. Bless you, Kate. Enjoy.
(Thanks to a benevolent ton of you for sending in your eagle-eyed sight of Kate on the beach.)
Leave it to one of our EgoReaders to uncover the facts, just the facts, ma’am. Like the fact that Kate Upton is still nekkid and flashing her lady nest on SI SwimDaily. I don’t know if this is a continued service by the sports news site or a mistake, but let’s just call it the best thing to ever happen in the world ever. No exaggeration.
Check out the continuing saga of Kate Upton nekkid cooch on WWTDD.
Updated: Yes, corrected, that is a painted on bikini bottom, so technically, not a camel toe, just a slice of heaven!
Now, I never know exactly what to believe on the Internet these days. It’s not like the old days when the Internet was young and innocent and you could believe everything you saw or read.
But, so many of you EgoReaders blessedly pointed us in the direction of this Kate Upton bikini camel toe mega toe of the camel reveal from an apparently un-airbrushed number SI accidentally posted to their Swim Daily outpost. It’s hard to believe anybody could have missed this mesmerizing thong cleft on this even more mesmerizing woman. Or even more so, that once seeing it, somebody felt the need not to share its wonderment with the world any longer. But, suffice it to say, the Kate Upton camel toe to end all camel toes is here and in your face. Enjoy.
I’m not sure how Kate Upton goes about topping herself. It seems like a challenge to be just crazy passion inducing and somebody says to you, okay, let’s kick that sextastic up a couple more notches. But Kate was challenged and she responded with, hey, how about I get into some tiny little bits of lace and satin and garters and blow some bubbles for the camera? Um, okay.
Featured in the current edition of The Men Magazine, Kate Upton shows why a couple years now into her top of the ladder blonde bombshell run, she’s really only just getting started. Sure, maybe the acting thing doesn’t ultimately work out for her in her Marilyn Part 2 part, but we need not see Kate in any role besides hardly dressed hottie for us to give her our Golden Palm awards, if you know what I’m saying. I think you do. Bless you, Kate. Enjoy.
Kate Upton doesn’t just wear swimsuits, she fills them with joy. In this faptastic pictorial in Vogue U.K., Kate and her faptastic curves somehow fit into a snug neoprene bikini for some snorkeling time. Well, maybe she really didn’t go snorkeling, but I’m imagining some underwater embraces with Kate that would make the Great White sharks turn red with embarrassment.
Kate Upton just has so much of that special ‘it’ quality, it’s literally busting out of her bikini tops. Kate, please, don’t ever go changing. Enjoy.