Just an inkling if you will. A small inexplicable tingle when you hear the name, Kate Upton, let alone, 'Holy crap, did you see Kate Upton's hooters?'.
If you're experiencing such anatomical seismic reactions at the mere mention of such a visual concept, then perhaps you best not peek into our gallery of the 50 Favorite Kate Upton Busty Moments, you may just not make it home for dinner. Or breakfast, for our low and slow fans out there.
Either way, do try to enjoy responsibly.
I don't exactly know who Sam Edelman is, I think something to do with shoes. But I do know that having his name stamped below some wicked hot black and white photos of Kate Upton means I want him to be my friend. Introduce me to Kate perhaps, over drinks, or bowling, or bowling and drinks where I can really impress Kate with my 130 scoring average and my ability to drink a Long Island Iced Tea entirely through my nose.
It may or may not work, but when I wind up spitting up on Kate, maybe she'll let me watch her change her top. File this under horrible horrible plans for getting lucky. Kate Upton doth inspire. Enjoy.
When I was 12, my rather compassionate Little League coach came to me after a particularly horrid on-field performance and said, 'Hey, weak link, see that big kid over there on the mound. Now that's a ball player. Something you're most definitely never going to be. Why don't you take up knitting, Nancy". Well, that hurt my feelings. Honesty always has been rough on me. And that kid over on that mound. That was Justin Verlander. Well, not THE Justin Verlander, but some other kid who was genetically engineered to be a future superstar athlete, like Justin Verlander, So I've no love lost for those super human dudes who made me look bad by comparison as a kid, and later on life, took all the hot women.
But, now, an opening has appeared as the wonderfully delicious bombshell Kate Upton publicly announced that she is single, amid rumors of the past six months that she has been seeing Justin Verlander, and I intend to make my play. While Kate may have been insulted by my query yesterday that perhaps she was only the second hottest woman in this world of 3.6 billion females, I believe I can successfully woo her my own unique brand of charm, joie de vivre, and a pair of plastic strap hand restraints.
Oh, Cat Daddy, Daddy's home.
While the good folks at Sports Illustrated have kept their pictorial booty pretty much under lock and key this go-round, one thing they will not hide are promotional events for the super hotties gracing the pages of the Swimsuit Edition this February, including Nina Agdal, who you know we thought should have been the cover girl, partially because we predicted she would be, and partially because she's just so effin' good looking, Kate Upton, blonde bombshell and hard to say not deserving of another cover, Anne Vyalitsyna, ridiculously sextastic Russian girl toy, and a gaggle of other of our favorite ladies of the two-piece modeling mode.
All in Sin City to promote the magazine that SI really really wants you to buy this year. Hey, they did bring the hot ladies to the party. Something to be said for that, even if they're not really sharing. Enjoy.
You can see all of the S.I. Swimsuit Edition photos currently available on the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit official webpage.
What to do when named the SI Swimsuit Covergirl for the second year in a row? Rest on your laurels? Play with your full fluffy funbags all day in the bathtub? (Well, I'd definitely do the latter). Nope. Blonde bombshell Kate Upton follows up her antarctic bikini photoshoot with a man-view-worthy pictorial for Accessorize.com, which as you can imagine, is not really a site meant for dudes, but anything Kate Upton really belongs in the eyesight of all people who walk this planet with something dangling betwixt their limbs.
Plus, since when did women get to steal Kate Upton from us? Fashion icon? Nay, bodacious bombshell. Leave us our Kate and go on with your wristbands and purses and scarves I say. Enjoy.
Well, the day, err, night is finally here. Kate Upton was just officially revealed as the cover model for the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition on the Letterman Show and another annual rite of bikini hotness has commenced. A ceremonial event we do anticipate with bated breath and bated other things as some of the hottest women in the world make their way onto the visual annals of SI's vaunted Swimsuit Edition.
Take a look at this sneak peek at Kate Upton in her tiny bikini atop an ice floe in the antarctic where penguins and some other sketchy wildlife appear to be roaming about, entirely oblivious to Kate's massive mammaries about to melt their habitat with sweat. Beyond hot!
You must check out the entire Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Swimsuit pictorial on SI's Swimsuit 2013 homepage. You will not be disappointed, though you may experience some chafing. Enjoy.
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READER FINDS: Taylor Swift Camel Toe, Olga Kurylenko Topless, Miley Cyrus Nip Slip, and Much Much More…
Blessed heat-filled Friday here at the Egotastic! offices, where air-conditioning is paid for by the hour by dropping in quarters and the site of sweaty dudes is almost enough to make you want to take an early hike from work. Almost. If it weren't for the saving cool grace of Reader Finds, our weekly collective camel clutch of hot skin. The communal pot o' plenty wondrous visuals of the female celebrity sextastic. Every cloud had a silver lining, and this silver lining has hardly any clothes on. Let's get to it.
This week's Reader Finds includes a precious nip slip of Kate Upton in her Terry Richardson shoot (thank you kindly, EgoReader 'James'), Ali Larter in sweet shots from Resident Evil (blessings from 'Bob'), Kelly Brook in some wicked hot lingerie photos (delivered by 'Stanley'), thespianic Ludivine Sagnier quite nekkid onscreen (a gift from 'Eric G.'), screencaps of Sheri Moon Zombie flashing in Lords of Salem (kudos to 'Evan'), a classic in the form of Ava Fabian in Ski School (memories of mammaries from 'Steven F.'), an assortment of Andrea Rincon topless pictures (muchas gracias to 'A.E.'), a collection of super hot selfies from Aussie model Jessica Green (thunder from Down Under via 'Charlie'), Italian actress Marika Baldini hula-hooping topless (no questions asked by 'Ray D.'), Olga Kurylenko topless in her current flick, To The Wonder (caps provided by 'Deion'), super glamour brunette Kelly Andrews in nothing but a skirt (tickled pink from 'Petros'), Sarah Chalke in her new show in black lingerie (unexpected treat from 'Chico'), Agnetha Fältskog, the blonde chick from ABBA in a classic 1979 see-through revealing top (way back machine revved up by 'Desmond'), Taylor Swift camel toe post-gym (spotted by 'Maooaogi'), Miley Cyrus slipping nip in Mario Testino photoshoot (submitted by a combo of 'Evansly' and 'JDB'), and some definitely clearer captures of Rose Leslie in Game of Thrones (from a ton of you, including 'John' and 'Steve N.'). Way to go one and all. Enjoy.