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Kate Beckinsale Wiggles Her Tush into the Ranks of the Hottest Sci-Fi Villains

On August 3rd, actress and MILFtastic extraordinaire Kate Beckinsale strips out of her Underworld latex to kick arse on Colin Farrell (as if that isn’t many people’s dreams) in the Total Recall remake, err, reboot, err, re-quel.

If there’s one thing the producers of fantasy sci-fi flicks know how to do, it’s casting some of the hottest and sexiest women to do things like be cloned, travel through time, and run aimlessly across the decks of spaceships in skimpy tops and miniskirts.

The only thing better than a sexy sci-fi sidekick chick, is an evil one trying to destroy you and most likely all of mankind. And as Kate Beckinsale enters the race to be sci-fi’s sexiest villainess of all time, take a look at our gallery of wicked hot bad-girls from fantasy films past.

Kate Beckinsale + Jessica Biel = Maximium Hottie Sandwich

How could I forget that Total Recall is coming out soon, one month from today, and that now we have the pleasure of seeing the movie’s hottie female co-stars, the inimitable Kate Beckinsale and the luscious be lusty Jessica Biel, both of whom will be featured in some skintight futuristic space get-ups in the film, including the battle scene where we know these two super hotties try to kick the sextastic out of each other.

This month’s Maxim magazine features some stellar promo pics of Kate and Jessica in character for the film, please excuse the Colin Farrell inclusion in some of the pics, he was just woven right the eff in there and we couldn’t get him completely out. Like a protein stain. But do not miss the front side and back side goodness of the MILFtastic Kate Beckinsale and the future MILFtastic Jessica Biel. Enjoy.

Malin Akerman, Julianne Hough, and Kate Beckinsale Lead List of Hotties at Spike TV Awards

Spike TV ‘Guys Choice Awards’ takes it about half-way. That is, we get to see a whole bunch of celebrity hotties every join lined up on the red carpet and attending the award show for looking babe-a-licious, but, of course, if guys really had their choice, these sextastic celebrities would be nekkid and laying across a possum skinned rug (sorry, but I happen to love bears, while possums, yeah, I could skin a few of those and sleep at night, nasty varmints).

This year’s list of Guy’s Choice Awards sweet and delicious included underrated comedic actress Malin Akerman who posed sexy with the innocently alluring Julianne Hough, the ever desirable MILFtastic Kate Beckinsale, minxy Kristen Bell, cleavy Brooke Hogan, and Kendra Wilkinson, who I think people invite to these events now just to watch her husband hold her purse awkwardly in the background. Still, all in all, quite a collection of female locker room fantasy goodness. Now, about all those clothes… enjoy.

Kate Beckinsale, Selena Gomez, Ashley Greene, and Gwen Stefani Highlight the Hotness at Memorial Day Party in Malibu

Here’s a riddle: what do you get when you mix together warm weather, a holiday weekend, and, Selena Gomez, Kate Beckinsale, Gwen Stefani, and Ashley Greene? Well, you get one hot-damn party that refused to let me in the front door, even when I brought a 3-lb container of Smart & Final potato salad, which I thought was rather generous on my part, even if I forgot to refrigerate it overnight.

Legendary Hollywood film producer, Joel Silver, had his annual mega-bigtime Malibu estate Memorial Day weekend when he invites all the hot celebs out to mingle, inter-mingle, and generally build a collective bit of group hotness that you don’t usually get to see. Sextastic celebrities like the spotlight, so sharing with others, well, it’s not that common. But everybody comes together for a pool party and potato chips! Enjoy.

(P.S. Not to be outdone, my Memorial Day backup party included the BBW twins from 3B who once again brought over their Twister game, insisted it was ‘nude’ Twister, drank all my Mike’s Hard Lemonade, then both passed out in a pool of lemon-scented vomit in my bathroom, leaving me a three hour chore of dragging them individually back to their apartment. Firemen’s carry be damned, I went for floor drag and I was about an hour away from using a chain saw  to start cropping more manageable chunks).

New Clip, TV Spot for ‘Total Recall’ Hits (VIDEO)

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First TV Spot for 'Total Recall'

Looking for a way to turn your most wildest dreams into reality? Then you might want to look into Rekall, which is a company that promises to do just that. Unfortunately, it’s a fictional one that you can only find on Total Recall. If you’re a huge movie buff, then the premise of the film might sound familiar because it’s actually a remake of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 1990 movie of the same title.

New images from the remake have already been released (take a look at them here), as well as a trailer that showed the two leading ladies getting rough with each other (watch the trailer here.) Now catch the first TV spot for the movie which explores what total recall is in a nutshell, and watch the first clip from the movie–after the jump!


Kate Beckinsale Punches Jessica Biel in ‘Total Recall’ HD Trailer (VIDEO)

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We’re still almost four months away from the second Kate Beckinsale beating the crap out of things in a skintight outfit action flick of the year, Total Recall, the remake of the Arnold Schwarzenegger starring film of about two decades ago (wherein Arnie started to get his first post-marriage extra-marital bangs in with co-star Rachel Ticotin, but that’s another story for another day).

For today we celebrate what looks like it may be a kick-ass movie, including a kick-ass duel between Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel, previewed ever so briefly, but tantalizingly so, in this HD trailer for Total Recall. Check it out, then, we must wait. Which sucks. Enjoy.

Kate Beckinsale in Simple, But Simply Hot Photoshoot for L.A. Magazine

I must admit, the only city-specific periodicals I peruse are the ones that contain coupons for chili-cheese fries or ads with dudes bartering guitar lessons for massages, only after midnight, natch. But when I heard L.A. magazine had photos of Kate Beckinsale, hot damn, that’s better than greasy fries or a massage from a dude named Dustin who swears he likes chicks.

Kate Beckinsale is so hot I could read her parking tickets and become aroused. So even a simply hot photoshoot is going to have me in some kind of libidinal spasms for the next eleven to seventeen minutes. Such is her mighty power. Enjoy.