I think we’re well past the stage now when we’d ever believe Jennifer Aniston again for heroically claiming she’s going to be topless in her next film; we’ve been lied to, we’ve been hurt, we’ve moved on.
However, Jen’s nipples seem to have not moved on. Those notable suckers have been dying to be shown bare onscreen for years now and despite Jen’s decision to never truly flash her udders, the nips ain’t listening. So when Jennifer was on the set of her new film ,We’re the Millers, her pokey pair busted right through her tank top, without any undergarment protection, it was bound to happen.
You can deny the people their right to see your bare boobtastic, Jen, but you can not deny your own inner beast, err, headlights. They tell the true story. Enjoy.
Okay, so we bust Jennifer Aniston for basically being a liar about her ‘topless’ film roles in the movie; and, yeah, we used to bust her saying that she didn’t need a man in her life after the man in her life dumped her for a hot actress who liked to wear blood and get tattoos and be super freaky with her brother. But, what we’ve never stopped doing is thinking Jennifer Aniston is pretty damn hot, especially as she’s becoming a veteran sextastic celebrity, well hanging onto her tantalizing female qualities.
Take a look at her new mini-pictorial from GQ Spain this coming month and see if you don’t think Jennifer’s still got her mojo working. We may never see the juicy parts, but we’ll probably keep looking at the humid areas for a few more years. Enjoy.
Summer solstice is now past and the hot warm temps are indicating bikini season outside and movie season inside and the all-year round pleasures of skin in cinema, with a Thomas Guide-like tour of celebrity flesh on film courtesy of our friends at Mr. Skin.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Kelly MacDonald, the voice of Brave, seen far more in the buff in Trainspotting, Jennifer Aniston with another disappointing ‘I promised I’d be topless but I lied again’ moment in Wanderlust, and veteran British actress Sarah Miles who shows Jen what a real actress can do in the classic 70′s film, The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea. Enjoy.
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Hold your horses and or Sarah Jessica Parker’s, because we are getting some unfortunate news from our sneak peekers at early Wanderlustpremieres — no Jennifer Aniston topless shots. Yep, this could be yet another Jennifer Aniston misdirection on the topless movie action moment. There really ought to be a law against this, though I suppose this is just the buyer beware element to modern media content.
Nevertheless, Jennifer did look quite nice, though wearing a top, at last night’s movie premiere for Wanderlust. There’s no doubt she’s holding up with age. Now, if she’d only starting letting those tops fall for real, we wouldn’t have to wait until some stagehand started sneaking out test shots of her topless (cause you know that’s out there somewhere too). Enjoy.
Kelly Rowland red carpet. (HuffPo)
Super Bowl ads sell sex. (FoxNews)
Jennifer Aniston InStyle photoshoot. (GossipCenter)
Selena Gomez bikini pictures in Rio. (Celebuzz)
Losing the Super Bowl is easier to take when you get to sleep with Gisele Bundchen. (TMZ)
Miley Cyrus out in a corset. (Popoholic)
Mega Cleavage Mondays. (TheChive)