Jennifer Aniston

Solo Act

Fergie shows lots of skin in new photoshoot. (Idolator)

Taylor Momsen follows topless show with bottomless night out. (Celebuzz)

Jennifer Aniston starting a catfight? (FoxNews)

Candice Swanepoel covered nude video. (Popoholic)

Hot models showing upskirts on the runway. (Buzznet)

Leighton Meeseter in a see-through white dress. (GossipCenter)

Cintia Dicker and hot girls from around the world. (TheChive)

EARLY LOOK: Jennifer Aniston Gets Flirty With Marie Claire

You know I have a rather abundant collection of women's magazines delivered to the door of my pied-à-terre each month; one of the surprise hits is the super girl nail salon favorite, Marie Claire, which not only teaches me several ways to brighten up my kitchen with new faux-drapes, but also get the celebrity hotties to legitimize their estrogen cred among the female readership. So, you get pretty pictures, though not always super sexy.

Still, Jennifer Aniston is a young 40-something just now coming into her own I think. The eternal-bridesmaid-never-a-bride has yoga'd and perhaps Dr. 90210'd her body into a really nice bit of mature hottie naughty, and with expectations of seeing Jennifer lingerie-clad, if not topless (as she claims) in her next couple of movies, she's one Hollywood powerhouse to keep an eye on in 2011. Or two eyes. Enjoy.

When Guys Choose Does Hotness Reign? Check Out the Sexy Celebrities at the Guys Choice Awards

Some of the bigger names in Hottieville made it out last night to the Guys Choice Awards hosted by Spike, sort of a warmup the night before the MTV Movie Awards. The highlight, for me, was veteran sexy bomb Jennifer Aniston taking home the Decade of Hotness award (you know I hate these superlatives, but, she's definitely a worthy consideration). Jennifer blessed her yoga instructor for helping keep her hot body so, well, hot. Could've probably thanked Angelina Jolie for stealing her man ten years ago too and driving Jen to commit to uber-fitness as part of her long term revenge.

Check out the other sexy celebrities of Hottieville who made it out to the Guys Choice Awards last night, like sexy Minka Kelly, Mila Kunis, Erin Heatherton, and Eva Mendes.. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Zaira Nara Covered Topless, Adriana Lima See-Through Boobtastic, Rosie Huntington-Whitely Flashing, Rihanna Poking, and Fanny Francois Nekkid Part Deux

 

PEEK INSIDE AT SOME VERY NAUGHTY READER FINDS

This week's edition of Reader Finds uncovers a vast array of celebrity hotness past and present, like a sea floor of sextastic life only discovered when deep water technology became available to scan its sweet depths. Contributions from the crazy bastards who frequent this site include Zaira Nara, Adriana Lima, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Rihanna, and Fanny Francois. Is very nice.

Jennifer Aniston (Covered) Topless And Pimping Water You Pay For

It takes a lot to get me to shell out money for tap water in a bottle; I'm kind of old-fashioned against this entire industry that makes you pay for water and then you have all sorts of recycling responsibilities, including do-gooders who will hunt you down and kill you for not putting your plastic in the blue bins. However, if this water starts coming with sexy Jennifer Aniston attached, I might start buying in.

With rumors abounding (and confirmed by some Egotastic! readers) that Jennifer Aniston (maybe a cagey body double, but likely Aniston herself) is topless in her next film Wanderlust, and may actually even show some skin slips in Horrible Bosses, out soon, well, could this be the moment(s) we've been waiting for for a decade or more now -- Rachel Green nekkid? I shall drink unnecessarily expensive water until I uncover the truth. Enjoy.

Tight End

Holly Madison plays football in a bikini. (Celebuzz)

Susan Sarandon only gets hotter with age. (HuffPo)

Paris Hilton talks about her sex tape. (FoxNews)

Jennifer Aniston vs. Courteney Cox. (GossipCenter)

What's better than hot chicks?  Hot chicks with their twin sisters! (TheChive)

Pippa Middleton royally sweet backside. (DrunkenStepfather)

Avril Lavigne flashes bikini cleavage. (Popoholic)

Weekend Links

Kim Kardashian takes her asstastic out for a stroll. (DrunkenStepfather)

Jennifer Anniston naked new role. (HuffPo)

Lindsay Lohan finally caught me. (FoxNews)

Return of The Mother Lovers? (TMZ)

Gisele Bundchen, Bar Refaeli, and Blake Lively. Not a bad collection. (PopEater)

Patti Davis, Ronald Reagan's daughter, nude. (BuzzFeed)

Celebrity Wives vs. Celebrity Mistresses. (AskMen)

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