The red band trailer for We’re the Millers went live today and — wait — is that an inflated ball sack!?
Yes. Yes it is. No worries, though, there’s plenty of bare Jennifer Aniston to make up for it. There there, take a look at that sweet, stripping former Friend. All better now? Good.
Minus the swollen scrote, this is the best trailer we’ve seen all year. All of it’s awesomeness rests on the fact that Aniston is a stripper impersonating a MILF who ends up stripping…or something. Funny people are in it being funny. A killer whale eats a dolphin. And Aniston is about to hook up with a lady in a tent. Fine, twist our arms, we’re watching it again.
Wow, Swifty, good show my girl.
Fresh off the heels of her latest, greatest, and most chaste boyfriend breakup with some dude I’ve never heard of though he’s in a band, Taylor Swift decided, what the heck, lets make lemonade out of lemons by dressing all grow’d up and flashing her own pair of personal fruits on the red carpet of the People’s Choice Awards last night. Now, I’m still not quite clear what the hell the People’s Choice Award are, but they hold them every year in early January, they kick off the ‘Hey, I’m Awesome’ celebrity self-fapitation award season, and by the looks of the winners, I’d say the ‘People’ in question are young teenage girls. But, deal with it, those girls run America.
And they brought us Taylor Swift looking hotter than ever before, along with Kaley Cuoco, Jennifer Aniston, Emma Watson, and Lea Michele, all decked out for the crimson strut past the photographers. Maybe next year we’ll finally take a moment to figure out what this awards show is, this year we’re just going to leer at Taylor’s ta-tas. Enjoy.
Jennifer Aniston has the lead on my in terms of sun tanning time and sexual encounters in 2013, though I do plan on catching up with her, the minute I can convince some sullen lady of my dreams to get it on at The Shady Spot tanning salon where I still hold four Groupon vouchers.
But I’m not sure my coupling selection will have quite the taut body Jennifer still manages to maintain, front and back, and show off down Cabo way on her never ending intimate bikini time romp with her boyfriend slash fiance slash future ex-husband. Now, there have been rumors for years now of Jen’s sexual appetites being in the legendary-for-the-ladies category, and I suppose someday one of the boyfriends will do a tell all cry-baby confession about various groinal area injuries, but until such time, we’ll just continue to ogle Jen’s bikini body, and imagine ourselves the lucky bastard who gets to help rub on the aloe each evening. Enjoy.
Well, we surely have been enjoying the veteran hottie bikini show put on by Jennifer Aniston this past week as she takes humping breaks from her boyfriend at their Cabo resort to soak up some sun in her various bikinis, and, now, she’s been joined by sweetly sextastic Emily Blunt and Molly McNearny, the head writer for the Jimmy Kimmel Show as well as his future wife.
We love it when a smorgasbord of celebrities assemble for a bikini vacation. The more the merrier for our snap happier paps and their telescopic lenses as the Cabo resort to the stars continues to draw in the famous babes over the holidays. Enjoy.
The best part about Jennifer Aniston being ‘in love’ is that the deeper her passions run, the more skin she tends to show in public, it’s just kind of a thing we’ve noticed over the years. Hey, somebody needs to document this kind of science, why not us?
Down in Cabo still delighting in holiday boot knocking with her fiance Justin Theroux, Jennifer continues her bikini top public struts, flashing some extra nice and delicious veteran hottie views of her racktastic for the long distance lenses of our fearless tree-lined photographers. All we can say about this 40-something girl from Sherman Oaks is that, for all the grief she’s received, partly by us through the years, she’s still looking mighty mighty ogle-worthy. Enjoy.
I’ll say this for Jennifer Aniston, her nipples remain completely unstoppable forces of their own all these years later; still determined to have their day in the sun no matter what top she wears. In this case, a pink bikini down in Cabo with her boyfriend or fiance Justin what’s his face.
And, I’ll say this for telescopic lenses, they still manage to capture the Hollywood celebrities that head down to this Cabo resort and hit the pool and balconies in their bikinis, looking out to the distance and seeing nothing but palm trees, completely missing our camouflaged brave cameramen with leaves atop their heads for cheap disguise. And, blessed things these long range lenses, or we would miss the more than ogle-worthy site of the former Friends star and never-takes-her-top-off-actress as she struts about on her Mexican Navidad time vacation. Of course, those poking nips on Jennifer can easily be seen from space, so those headlights will always be captured. Enjoy.
The sextastic ladies of Tinsel Town pimped out their finest frocks last night to show some serious skin and level 10 allure at the LACMA fundraiser event over the weekend. While I’m sure the social cause was benevolent, it wasn’t nearly giving as the dresses worn by Jennifer Aniston, who was flashing serious cleavage, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley whose sideboobs threatened to go full flop view throughout the evening.
Joining Jen and Rosie in the hotness parade at the fancy shindig was Salma Hayek, Karlie Kloss, Amber Heard, Amy Adams, and Florence Welch. It was quite the assemblage of the good-looking. Museum quality really. We only wish we could get a real invitation one of these days instead of having to jump the fence in our rented tuxedos and Chuck Taylors. Enjoy.