Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures Butt-First This Time Down Cabo Way

Jennifer Aniston has the lead on my in terms of sun tanning time and sexual encounters in 2013, though I do plan on catching up with her, the minute I can convince some sullen lady of my dreams to get it on at The Shady Spot tanning salon where I still hold four Groupon vouchers.

But I’m not sure my coupling selection will have quite the taut body Jennifer still manages to maintain, front and back, and show off down Cabo way on her never ending intimate bikini time romp with her boyfriend slash fiance slash future ex-husband. Now, there have been rumors for years now of Jen’s sexual appetites being in the legendary-for-the-ladies category, and I suppose someday one of the boyfriends will do a tell all cry-baby confession about various groinal area injuries, but until such time, we’ll just continue to ogle Jen’s bikini body, and imagine ourselves the lucky bastard who gets to help rub on the aloe each evening. Enjoy.

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Awesome Show Continues Down Mexico Way (And Now Joined by Celebrity Bikini Friends)

Well, we surely have been enjoying the veteran hottie bikini show put on by Jennifer Aniston this past week as she takes humping breaks from her boyfriend at their Cabo resort to soak up some sun in her various bikinis, and, now, she’s been joined by sweetly sextastic Emily Blunt and Molly McNearny, the head writer for the Jimmy Kimmel Show as well as his future wife.

We love it when a smorgasbord of celebrities assemble for a bikini vacation. The more the merrier for our snap happier paps and their telescopic lenses as the Cabo resort to the stars continues to draw in the famous babes over the holidays. Enjoy.

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Cleavage Show Continues in Cabo

The best part about Jennifer Aniston being ‘in love’ is that the deeper her passions run, the more skin she tends to show in public, it’s just kind of a thing we’ve noticed over the years. Hey, somebody needs to document this kind of science, why not us?

Down in Cabo still delighting in holiday boot knocking with her fiance Justin Theroux, Jennifer continues her bikini top public struts, flashing some extra nice and delicious veteran hottie views of her racktastic for the long distance lenses of our fearless tree-lined photographers. All we can say about this 40-something girl from Sherman Oaks is that, for all the grief she’s received, partly by us through the years, she’s still looking mighty mighty ogle-worthy. Enjoy.

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures Candidly Poke Through in Pink Down Cabo Way

I’ll say this for Jennifer Aniston, her nipples remain completely unstoppable forces of their own all these years later; still determined to have their day in the sun no matter what top she wears. In this case, a pink bikini down in Cabo with her boyfriend or fiance Justin what’s his face.

And, I’ll say this for telescopic lenses, they still manage to capture the Hollywood celebrities that head down to this Cabo resort and hit the pool and balconies in their bikinis, looking out to the distance and seeing nothing but palm trees, completely missing our camouflaged brave cameramen with leaves atop their heads for cheap disguise. And, blessed things these long range lenses, or we would miss the more than ogle-worthy site of the former Friends star and never-takes-her-top-off-actress as she struts about on her Mexican Navidad time vacation. Of course, those poking nips on Jennifer can easily be seen from space, so those headlights will always be captured. Enjoy.

Jennifer Aniston Cleavage and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Sideboob Highlight the Chesty Hotness at LACMA Gala

The sextastic ladies of Tinsel Town pimped out their finest frocks last night to show some serious skin and level 10 allure at the LACMA fundraiser event over the weekend. While I’m sure the social cause was benevolent, it wasn’t nearly giving as the dresses worn by Jennifer Aniston, who was flashing serious cleavage, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley whose sideboobs threatened to go full flop view throughout the evening.

Joining Jen and Rosie in the hotness parade at the fancy shindig was Salma Hayek, Karlie Kloss, Amber Heard, Amy Adams, and Florence Welch. It was quite the assemblage of the good-looking. Museum quality really. We only wish we could get a real invitation one of these days instead of having to jump the fence in our rented tuxedos and Chuck Taylors. Enjoy.

Jennifer Aniston Nipple Pokes Excited by Sight of Chelsea Handler and Sandra Bullock (Blurred) Nekkid in the Shower (VIDEO)

Oh, this is complicated. But it really must start with the fact that we really don’t like Chelsea Handler much. I mean, we like the boozy slutty parts. That’s a given for any of the fairer sex. But her show, man, oh, man. Granted, it’s not really intended for a straight male audience. Not in the least. But that laugh track over the… well, that’s beside the point. For from craptastic always inevitably comes some goodness.

To kick off her new sound stage design for her show, Chelsea Handler booked a big guest, Jennifer Aniston, who brought along her prodigiously pointy nips, the ones we’ve seen poking through many a top over the year, and they were on excellent TV display during Chelsea’s show last night (see above).

And, we must reluctantly admit, the nekkid shower skit with Sandra Bullock was pretty funny to open the show. Granted, the blur killed 92% of the fun, but it was still worth imagining Sandra Bullock in the raw flesh (and for those of you who imagine Chelsea, go for that as well).

Do be warned that the video runs the entire length of her show, but the skit is at the very beginning…

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Jennifer Aniston Is Engaged and Showing Off Her Boobs in a Bra on Film Set

All the ladies gossip rags are a abuzz this week with news that Jennifer Aniston is engaged to her actor boyfriend and I guess this is big news for people who really care about the relationship status of other people as opposed to people like us, who prefer not to think about our own status.

But we are mightily concerned with bodies, including Jennifer Aniston’s body which she keeps up quite nicely into her 40′s, expressing her own self-confidence by walking around the set of We’re the Millers with her top open, just her not so covering bra on, revealing about as much boobtastic as Jennifer ever does in the movies she makes despite what we’re sure will be yet another claim by her that she’s topless in this film (shame on you and us for ever believing such fiction).

It’s a thing. A couple things. We still dig about Jennifer. Enjoy.