Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures Candidly Poke Through in Pink Down Cabo Way

I'll say this for Jennifer Aniston, her nipples remain completely unstoppable forces of their own all these years later; still determined to have their day in the sun no matter what top she wears. In this case, a pink bikini down in Cabo with her boyfriend or fiance Justin what's his face.

And, I'll say this for telescopic lenses, they still manage to capture the Hollywood celebrities that head down to this Cabo resort and hit the pool and balconies in their bikinis, looking out to the distance and seeing nothing but palm trees, completely missing our camouflaged brave cameramen with leaves atop their heads for cheap disguise. And, blessed things these long range lenses, or we would miss the more than ogle-worthy site of the former Friends star and never-takes-her-top-off-actress as she struts about on her Mexican Navidad time vacation. Of course, those poking nips on Jennifer can easily be seen from space, so those headlights will always be captured. Enjoy.

Jennifer Aniston Cleavage and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Sideboob Highlight the Chesty Hotness at LACMA Gala

The sextastic ladies of Tinsel Town pimped out their finest frocks last night to show some serious skin and level 10 allure at the LACMA fundraiser event over the weekend. While I'm sure the social cause was benevolent, it wasn't nearly giving as the dresses worn by Jennifer Aniston, who was flashing serious cleavage, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley whose sideboobs threatened to go full flop view throughout the evening.

Joining Jen and Rosie in the hotness parade at the fancy shindig was Salma Hayek, Karlie Kloss, Amber Heard, Amy Adams, and Florence Welch. It was quite the assemblage of the good-looking. Museum quality really. We only wish we could get a real invitation one of these days instead of having to jump the fence in our rented tuxedos and Chuck Taylors. Enjoy.

Jennifer Aniston Nipple Pokes Excited by Sight of Chelsea Handler and Sandra Bullock (Blurred) Nekkid in the Shower (VIDEO)

Oh, this is complicated. But it really must start with the fact that we really don't like Chelsea Handler much. I mean, we like the boozy slutty parts. That's a given for any of the fairer sex. But her show, man, oh, man. Granted, it's not really intended for a straight male audience. Not in the least. But that laugh track over the... well, that's beside the point. For from craptastic always inevitably comes some goodness.

To kick off her new sound stage design for her show, Chelsea Handler booked a big guest, Jennifer Aniston, who brought along her prodigiously pointy nips, the ones we've seen poking through many a top over the year, and they were on excellent TV display during Chelsea's show last night (see above).

And, we must reluctantly admit, the nekkid shower skit with Sandra Bullock was pretty funny to open the show. Granted, the blur killed 92% of the fun, but it was still worth imagining Sandra Bullock in the raw flesh (and for those of you who imagine Chelsea, go for that as well).

Do be warned that the video runs the entire length of her show, but the skit is at the very beginning...

See Chelsea and Sandra Bullock Nekkid in the Shower »

Jennifer Aniston Is Engaged and Showing Off Her Boobs in a Bra on Film Set

All the ladies gossip rags are a abuzz this week with news that Jennifer Aniston is engaged to her actor boyfriend and I guess this is big news for people who really care about the relationship status of other people as opposed to people like us, who prefer not to think about our own status.

But we are mightily concerned with bodies, including Jennifer Aniston's body which she keeps up quite nicely into her 40's, expressing her own self-confidence by walking around the set of We're the Millers with her top open, just her not so covering bra on, revealing about as much boobtastic as Jennifer ever does in the movies she makes despite what we're sure will be yet another claim by her that she's topless in this film (shame on you and us for ever believing such fiction).

It's a thing. A couple things. We still dig about Jennifer. Enjoy.

Jennifer Aniston Braless Tank Top Pokies Filming ‘We’re the Millers’

I think we're well past the stage now when we'd ever believe Jennifer Aniston again for heroically claiming she's going to be topless in her next film; we've been lied to, we've been hurt, we've moved on.

However, Jen's nipples seem to have not moved on. Those notable suckers have been dying to be shown bare onscreen for years now and despite Jen's decision to never truly flash her udders, the nips ain't listening. So when Jennifer was on the set of her new film ,We're the Millers, her pokey pair busted right through her tank top, without any undergarment protection, it was bound to happen.

You can deny the people their right to see your bare boobtastic, Jen, but you can not deny your own inner beast, err, headlights. They tell the true story. Enjoy.

Jennifer Aniston May Never Be Topless, But She’s Still Rather Hot

Okay, so we bust Jennifer Aniston for basically being a liar about her 'topless' film roles in the movie; and, yeah, we used to bust her saying that she didn't need a man in her life after the man in her life dumped her for a hot actress who liked to wear blood and get tattoos and be super freaky with her brother. But, what we've never stopped doing is thinking Jennifer Aniston is pretty damn hot, especially as she's becoming a veteran sextastic celebrity, well hanging onto her tantalizing female qualities.

Take a look at her new mini-pictorial from GQ Spain this coming month and see if you don't think Jennifer's still got her mojo working. We may never see the juicy parts, but we'll probably keep looking at the humid areas for a few more years. Enjoy.

MSM Weekly Skintastic Preview Includes Nekkid Kelly MacDonald, Fake Topless Jennifer Aniston, and Real Topless Sarah Miles (VIDEO)

 

Summer solstice is now past and the hot warm temps are indicating bikini season outside and movie season inside and the all-year round pleasures of skin in cinema, with a Thomas Guide-like tour of celebrity flesh on film courtesy of our friends at Mr. Skin.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Kelly MacDonald, the voice of Brave, seen far more in the buff in Trainspotting, Jennifer Aniston with another disappointing 'I promised I'd be topless but I lied again' moment in Wanderlust, and veteran British actress Sarah Miles who shows Jen what a real actress can do in the classic 70's film, The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea. Enjoy.

(Skin on film lovers, don't forget to get a Mr. Skin subscription for access to over 100,000 images and clips of the best and the rest to ever appear nekkid on camera.)