Here’s my quick read on the SAG Awards last night. Jennifer Aniston looked damn amazing, Sofia Vergara looked ever epically sultry and veteran hot, and Ariel Winter might’ve stolen the show if we were allowed to talk about her teen titan curves to any prurient extent. But we can’t, so, just ignore those for now if you’re able. Blasphemer.
There were several other sextastic celebrities geared up for perhaps the biggest night of the year for actors to compliment other actors and pretend their astronauts or firefighters or grave diggers or other important professionals. Still, even when standing in a circle slapping each other on the back, there’s no doubt this is the good looking set and when decking out for the occasion, there’s really nothing else like Hollywood Award season for a promenading of the hottest ladies in the world. Enjoy.
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I wish somebody somewhere would criticize this whole braless wardrobe movement in Hollywood so I could punch them righteously in the nose. If they be a man. I’d never strike a woman, or a man for that reason if he was in any way larger or scarier than me. This is such a fine contemporary trend I can’t almost stand it. The Critics Choice Awards happened last night. I know, I didn’t know either. But hotties like Jennifer Aniston, Julianne Moore, Carrie Keagan, and Rosario Dawson came out to play and showoff on the red carpet without any bras. They weren’t exactly excessively showy, but they all were hot.
Just knowing I no longer need to fumble around with a bra clasp is such a wonderful feeling. You know, for those times I’m undressing Jennifer Aniston. Even in my mind that becomes an awkward bit of clutziness. Let alone the chance to sneak peeks at these sextastic celebrity peaks free from undergarment distraction. For all the troubles in the world these days, so many parts of it keep getting better and better. Keep your eyes on the prizes. Enjoy.
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Sexy duo Jennifer Aniston and Bella Thorne were looking particularly boobtastic at the premiere of Horrible Bosses 2. Bella wore a pant suit thing with a super plunging neckline and, whoops, she forgot to wear a bra. The result is some cleav for the ages, my friends. Bella has some nice pert and perkies that I very much enjoy looking at. The rear was also missing from the top so you could marvel at her perfect back, (an underrated part of the female anatomy). Jennifer was also cleavtacular in her low cut dress. I’ve been a big fan of Jennifer Aniston’s knockers ever since the early 90′s when she was on Friends. Let’s face it, those hooters and that famous hair cut launched her career. She’s also friggin’ sexy as hell in the last Horrible Bosses movie.
Not that I condone that type of sexual harassment behavior. But if I were Charlie Day I totally would have drilled that dentist.
Jennifer Aniston probably wins the award for being the most ta-ta proud veteran actress who has never actually bared her funbags on camera before. A dubious distinction indeed.
Jennifer dazzled with her nipples and well-heeled chest puppies quite visible with the combination of a sheer black top and paparazzi cameras at the premiere of the film Cake at the Toronto International Film Festival. Cake indeed. And icing thanks to some of the pokiest nipples this side of the border. Jennifer really does always look rather amazing and though her personality rubs many people the wrong way, perhaps unjustifiably so, we really have come to the now or never moment for Jennifer to fully flash those sweet peaches of hers before they become over ripe. Horrible metaphor, but you catch my drift, oglers. Enjoy.
Nothing says the sun will come out tomorrow quite like the bare booty of Jennifer Aniston. Has it really been ten years since Jennifer started out the promises of a full frontal topless scene in her movies, in this case, The Breakup? Yes, it really has. The film is now out on Blu-Ray for you to delight in the tight behind Jen bares in the midpoint of the movie. It was quite memorable and highlights the bare skin hotties in this week’s Mr. Skin Minute.
Joining Jen in the parade of skinametics is Emily Blunt not nude in the new Cruise film Edge of Tomorrow, but quite tasty topless in My Summer of Love and another look at Nathalie Emmanuel and her rip-roaring topless goodies in this past week’s episode of Game of Thrones. Odds are Mr. Skin has a pun based upon Grey Worm’s name that you do not want to miss. Oh, and Nathalie’s nekkid body doesn’t hurt either. Enjoy.
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Wow, talk about your veteran hotties. I’m so thankful for our brave telescopic lensed friends in the palm trees today surrounding the Cabo resort where the celebrities go to tan in almost total privacy. For they have gifted us Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures alongside Courteney Cox bikini pictures, a little grainy, but resiliently hot in their 40-somethings celebrity two piece goodness.
I like to imagine Jennifer and Courteney are rubbing each other down with lotion after a long day in the sun, but that probably exists more in my mind than it does in Mexico. Still, it’s a beautiful thought for these two ladies who still very much capture my attention, Just so happy today. Enjoy.
Jennifer Aniston just keeps on hot chugging along, prepped up by her yoga and slightly weirder body shaping techniques, looking amazing in a bikini well into her fifth almost second marriage relationship and down Cabo way for the holidays.
Jennifer might be approaching 45, but in our hearts, and loins, she’ll always be young Rachel, which is why we were so pleased to see her bikini down with some of her friends, Courteney Cox, Molly McNearney (wife of Jimmy Kimmel) and Beth Ostrosky (wife of Howard Stern)
Talk about your not that fearsome foursome couple, but three nice looking brides hanging with Jennifer down South of the Border. I guess their boring husbands were there somewhere too but somehow we managed to miss them completely from our treetop perches with our telescopic lenses. This looks like a vacation I should have been invited too. I speak limited Spanish and I could afford about one hour at this Cabo resort and I make a mean margarita out of tequila from a plastic bottle. Maybe next Christmas. Enjoy.