Jennifer Aniston has the lead on my in terms of sun tanning time and sexual encounters in 2013, though I do plan on catching up with her, the minute I can convince some sullen lady of my dreams to get it on at The Shady Spot tanning salon where I still hold four Groupon vouchers.
But I'm not sure my coupling selection will have quite the taut body Jennifer still manages to maintain, front and back, and show off down Cabo way on her never ending intimate bikini time romp with her boyfriend slash fiance slash future ex-husband. Now, there have been rumors for years now of Jen's sexual appetites being in the legendary-for-the-ladies category, and I suppose someday one of the boyfriends will do a tell all cry-baby confession about various groinal area injuries, but until such time, we'll just continue to ogle Jen's bikini body, and imagine ourselves the lucky bastard who gets to help rub on the aloe each evening. Enjoy.
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Taylor Swift Cleavage Peek Steals the People’s Choice Awards
Wow, Swifty, good show my girl.
Fresh off the heels of her latest, greatest, and most chaste boyfriend breakup with some dude I've never heard of though he's in a band, Taylor Swift decided, what the heck, lets make lemonade out of lemons by dressing all grow'd up and flashing her own pair of personal fruits on the red carpet of the People's Choice Awards last night. Now, I'm still not quite clear what the hell the People's Choice Award are, but they hold them every year in early January, they kick off the 'Hey, I'm Awesome' celebrity self-fapitation award season, and by the looks of the winners, I'd say the 'People' in question are young teenage girls. But, deal with it, those girls run America.
And they brought us Taylor Swift looking hotter than ever before, along with Kaley Cuoco, Jennifer Aniston, Emma Watson, and Lea Michele, all decked out for the crimson strut past the photographers. Maybe next year we'll finally take a moment to figure out what this awards show is, this year we're just going to leer at Taylor's ta-tas. Enjoy.
MILEY LED THE PACK OF HOTTIES AT LAST YEAR'S PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS