January Jones

Holiday Hottie

By Jon | May 30, 2011 @ 11:42 am

Ashley Greene so simple, yet so desirable. (Celebuzz)

Another January Jones baby daddy rumor? (HuffPo)

Brooklyn Decker may own the world's hottest body. (FoxNews)

Celebrate Memorial Day with bikini-clad sexy ladies. (TheChive)

Jennifer Lopez sex tape coming soon? (PopEater)

Avril Lavigne desecrates our national pastime. (TMZ)

Jamie Chung, the hottest reason to see Hangover II. (CityRag)

Fräulein Infidelity

By Jon | May 26, 2011 @ 12:12 pm

Claudia Schiffer shares her man with January Jones? (WWTDD)

Kristin Cavallari tiny purple bikini. (Celebuzz)

The 3-D porn that is changing the world. (HuffPo)

Liv Tyler is getting naked again. (FoxNews)

Cheryl Cole gets canned. (PopEater)

Carla Bruni looking all French and hot. (GossipCenter)

Kate Upton grabbing udders. (DrunkenStepfather)

Zoe Kravitz and January Jones First Class Sexy for X-Men Premiere in New York

By Jon | May 26, 2011 @ 9:37 am

Zoe Kravitz at the X-Men: First Class Premiere

January Jones at the X-Men: First Class Premiere

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I've always felt there was something wrong with me, like I didn't quite fit in, like I was different than everybody else, but I knew that someday, I'd discover that I had special powers that would explain my feelings of isolation and loneliness. But that never happened. Turns out that just nobody wanted to play with me (except for Mr. Sanders, the kindly local public librarian, but that is a story for a different day).

I'm kind of geeked to see X-Men: First Class. I've dug the series, you know, forgetting the third installment, and this prequel looks like it avoids the cinematic origin story dumpfest that was Star Wars Episode 1. Plus, of course, there's the hottie factor. Jennifer Lawrence was sadly unavailable for the N.Y.C. premiere of the film last night, but underrated halfsies Hebrew school hottie, Zoe Kravitz, and the quite noticeably pregnant (maybe or maybe not at the hands, err, hands, of Claudia Schiffer's husband) sexy Mad woman, January Jones, were in attendance to kick off the fanboy faptastic film adventure. Yep, I'm lining up soon. Enjoy.

Jonesing

By Jon | May 17, 2011 @ 11:45 am

January Jones is quite alluring. (FoxNews)

Kim Cattrall strips off her clothes. (HuffPo)

Gwen Stefani storms France. (GlobalGrind)

Every gamer's first two crushes. (CollegeHumor)

Elisabetta Canalis in bikini bottoms. (Popoholic)

Pictures of hot chicks. (Break)

Ivanka Trump dresses like Playboy Bunny. (GossipCop)

Who Got January Jones Pregnant (and Made Her Boobs Swell)?

By Jon | May 3, 2011 @ 10:01 am

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Well, yes, of course, I'm an obvious suspect, albeit, I'm not sure that sitting in my La-Z-Boy ogling sexy January Jones pictures can actually cause her to become pregnant. Everybody kind of has written off former boyfriend, Jason Sudeikis, as the DNA donor, so who?

The Mad Men hottie is not exactly without suitors. Off the top of my head, I can name a couple billion dudes who'd like to at least take a stab at putting January Jones in a motherly way. She was showing off the new life in her belly last night at the Lakers game, where she treated her unborn to courtside seats against the Mavs. Decent start to being a mommy. Still, the search for who banged January Jones into future MILF status continues, while I will continue to try and get Jessica Biel pregnant using only locked bathroom concentration and a copy of her old school Gear magazine photos. Enjoy.