January Jones

Weekend Links

Miranda Kerr sexy cover photo. (GossipCenter)

Lindsay Lohan future prisonmates are chomping at the bit. (SocialiteLife)

Is there a bun in the Jessica Simpson oven? (HuffPo)

Did Ashton Kutcher knock up January Jones? (FoxNews)

Brown eyed girls. (TheChive)

Bridget Marquardt complete costume collection. (TheSuperficial)

Have an asstastic birthday, Kim Kardashian. (theFABlife)

Selena Gomez new video. (Idolator)

Bump No More

January Jones body looks damn good considering a human being was just living in there. (SocialiteLife)

Angela Simmons gets (covered) nude for PETA. (HuffPo)

Her marriage might be in trouble, but at least Demi Moore is still hot. (FoxNews)

Avril Lavigne, sexy birthday girl. (Idolator)

Elisabetta Canalis battling it out with Stacy Keibler? (GossipCop)

Salma Hayek loves herself some Puss. (LaineyGossip)

How the effed-up economy is hurting your favorite characters. (Cracked)

Diamond Cutters

January Jones takes hard nipples to a new level. (TheSuperficial)

Rihanna shows skin on stage. (Celebuzz)

Reese Witherspoon sex tape advice. (HuffPo)

Hailee Stenfeld nude scene? (FoxNews)

Cassie gives off a vibe. (Idolator)

Liv Tyler in some candid lingerie pictures. (DrunkenStepfather)

Emma Watson parties with Cameron Diaz. (GossipCenter)

January Jones Lingerie Clad for X-Men: First Class Indeed!

Fanboys, to your bicycles!

Can we all agree that sexy January Jones, you know, prior to becoming pregnant by a mystery man who may or may not be genetically identical to the Claudia Schiffer’s husband, was one super hot choice to portray Emma Frost, especially since Emma Frost is bound by hottie geek comic code to don sexy silky lingerie as part of her fineries. And, wow, take a look at these promotional stills from the upcoming X-Men: First Class, opening so soon that the unemployed parents’ basement dwellers are already trying to figure out how to untangle their outdoor tents to lineup for the premiere of the film. I’m actually going to be one of them, although it won’t be a tent, so much as a shrine to January Jones (and hottie d’ jour, Jennifer Lawrence, of course) who will make this film eminently ogle-able. Enjoy.

Holiday Hottie

Ashley Greene so simple, yet so desirable. (Celebuzz)

Another January Jones baby daddy rumor? (HuffPo)

Brooklyn Decker may own the world’s hottest body. (FoxNews)

Celebrate Memorial Day with bikini-clad sexy ladies. (TheChive)

Jennifer Lopez sex tape coming soon? (PopEater)

Avril Lavigne desecrates our national pastime. (TMZ)

Jamie Chung, the hottest reason to see Hangover II. (CityRag)

Fräulein Infidelity

Claudia Schiffer shares her man with January Jones? (WWTDD)

Kristin Cavallari tiny purple bikini. (Celebuzz)

The  3-D porn that is changing the world. (HuffPo)

Liv Tyler is getting naked again. (FoxNews)

Cheryl Cole gets canned. (PopEater)

Carla Bruni looking all French and hot. (GossipCenter)

Kate Upton grabbing udders. (DrunkenStepfather)

Zoe Kravitz and January Jones First Class Sexy for X-Men Premiere in New York

I’ve always felt there was something wrong with me, like I didn’t quite fit in, like I was different than everybody else, but I knew that someday, I’d discover that I had special powers that would explain my feelings of isolation and loneliness. But that never happened. Turns out that just nobody wanted to play with me (except for Mr. Sanders, the kindly local public librarian, but that is a story for a different day).

I’m kind of geeked to see X-Men: First Class. I’ve dug the series, you know, forgetting the third installment, and this prequel looks like it avoids the cinematic origin story dumpfest that was Star Wars Episode 1. Plus, of course, there’s the hottie factor. Jennifer Lawrence was sadly unavailable for the N.Y.C. premiere of the film last night, but underrated halfsies Hebrew school hottie, Zoe Kravitz, and the quite noticeably pregnant (maybe or maybe not at the hands, err, hands, of Claudia Schiffer’s husband) sexy Mad woman, January Jones, were in attendance to kick off the fanboy faptastic film adventure. Yep, I’m lining up soon. Enjoy.