January Jones

Dying to Work

Lindsay Lohan hits up the morgue. (GossipCenter)

Damn it, Kaley Cuoco. (HuffPost)

Courtney Stodden gets kicked out of the pumpkin patch. (FoxNews)

Mad Men without January Jones. (CollegeHumor)

Our favorite hipster hottie, Zooey Deschanel. (GlobalGrind)

Selena Gomez vs. Demi Lovato. (Idolator)

Aisha Tyler latest gig. (LaineyGossip)

Weekend Links

Miranda Kerr sexy cover photo. (GossipCenter)

Lindsay Lohan future prisonmates are chomping at the bit. (SocialiteLife)

Is there a bun in the Jessica Simpson oven? (HuffPo)

Did Ashton Kutcher knock up January Jones? (FoxNews)

Brown eyed girls. (TheChive)

Bridget Marquardt complete costume collection. (TheSuperficial)

Have an asstastic birthday, Kim Kardashian. (theFABlife)

Selena Gomez new video. (Idolator)

Bump No More

January Jones body looks damn good considering a human being was just living in there. (SocialiteLife)

Angela Simmons gets (covered) nude for PETA. (HuffPo)

Her marriage might be in trouble, but at least Demi Moore is still hot. (FoxNews)

Avril Lavigne, sexy birthday girl. (Idolator)

Elisabetta Canalis battling it out with Stacy Keibler? (GossipCop)

Salma Hayek loves herself some Puss. (LaineyGossip)

How the effed-up economy is hurting your favorite characters. (Cracked)

Diamond Cutters

January Jones takes hard nipples to a new level. (TheSuperficial)

Rihanna shows skin on stage. (Celebuzz)

Reese Witherspoon sex tape advice. (HuffPo)

Hailee Stenfeld nude scene? (FoxNews)

Cassie gives off a vibe. (Idolator)

Liv Tyler in some candid lingerie pictures. (DrunkenStepfather)

Emma Watson parties with Cameron Diaz. (GossipCenter)

January Jones Lingerie Clad for X-Men: First Class Indeed!

Fanboys, to your bicycles!

Can we all agree that sexy January Jones, you know, prior to becoming pregnant by a mystery man who may or may not be genetically identical to the Claudia Schiffer’s husband, was one super hot choice to portray Emma Frost, especially since Emma Frost is bound by hottie geek comic code to don sexy silky lingerie as part of her fineries. And, wow, take a look at these promotional stills from the upcoming X-Men: First Class, opening so soon that the unemployed parents’ basement dwellers are already trying to figure out how to untangle their outdoor tents to lineup for the premiere of the film. I’m actually going to be one of them, although it won’t be a tent, so much as a shrine to January Jones (and hottie d’ jour, Jennifer Lawrence, of course) who will make this film eminently ogle-able. Enjoy.

Holiday Hottie

Ashley Greene so simple, yet so desirable. (Celebuzz)

Another January Jones baby daddy rumor? (HuffPo)

Brooklyn Decker may own the world’s hottest body. (FoxNews)

Celebrate Memorial Day with bikini-clad sexy ladies. (TheChive)

Jennifer Lopez sex tape coming soon? (PopEater)

Avril Lavigne desecrates our national pastime. (TMZ)

Jamie Chung, the hottest reason to see Hangover II. (CityRag)

Fräulein Infidelity

Claudia Schiffer shares her man with January Jones? (WWTDD)

Kristin Cavallari tiny purple bikini. (Celebuzz)

The  3-D porn that is changing the world. (HuffPo)

Liv Tyler is getting naked again. (FoxNews)

Cheryl Cole gets canned. (PopEater)

Carla Bruni looking all French and hot. (GossipCenter)

Kate Upton grabbing udders. (DrunkenStepfather)