January Jones

Kate Bosworth, Shiri Appleby, and January Jones Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

Lucky '13 is almost over, hard to believe. But with the end of the calendar comes the countdowns and top lists and memories of mammaries of the past twelve months. Our skinematic knowledgeable friends at Mr. Skin have come up with their top three nekkid debuts of 2013, if for no other reason than another chance to remind viewers that while America remains something of a Puritanical home, we still have blessed bold pockets of fine female exhibitions on screen.

For his top three, Mr. Skin has chosen Kate Bosworth flashing her precious sweethearts in Big Sur, Shiri Appleby getting some nekkid love juicing in Girls, and January Jones riverbed funbags in Sweetwater. Take a trip down melancholy lane and feel the love. Enjoy.

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January Jones Topless, Anna Friel Topless, and Kristen Bell Bare Booty Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

You know when any post begins with January Jones being topless, it's going to be, in the least, interesting. But let's move right to compelling and must-see, as in this week's Mr. Skin Minute video from our skin loving fiends and friends at Mr. Skin.com. If there's somebody hot not wearing clothes onscreen, these guys are on it. So, as always, be sure to wipe.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes the aforementioned January Jones quite topless in Sweetwater now available On Demand, Anna Friel and other hottie topless ladies n a glamourous glamour model in The Book of Love out on Blu-Ray, and Kristen Bell flashing bare bottom and sideboob in The Lifeguard, now also out on Blu-Ray. Three quite attractive ladies I'd not kick out of my home theater for eating popcorn with their mouths open. Enjoy.

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January Jones Topless and a Tribute to GOT Topless Goodness in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

With all the hubbub this week in Hollywood about the bleak future of the film industry, I'd like to suggest that perhaps the removal of almost all skin-related content from mainstream cinema might have something to do with turning adults away from the theater-going experience. There are far less actresses baring skin in studio films these days than ever before. Is it any wonder indie films and premium TV are stealing the grown up eyeballs? I have an idea for Hollywood to turn this all around -- stop being afraid of sex. It's 2013. That's getting so so tired. I'm done.

You know who isn't scared of the nekkid female form? Our friends at Mr. Skin. They adore it as we do. This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes January Jones in what is certain to become a legendary topless scene in the indie film, Sweetwater, a tribute to the ladies of Season 3 of Game of Thrones who took off their clothes, and a little nod to the topless head-bobbing scene of actress London Gill (aka Dallas West) in This Is The End. Embrace the boobtastic. Enjoy.

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January Jones Topless Sweet Treats Flashed Historically in Sweetwater (VIDEO)

 

Yet to hit the theaters in the U.S., but the Western drama Sweetwater is already bound to be your single favorite cowbody flick since your last favorite cowboy flick thanks to January Jones being quite topless in what will surely become a legendary Mr. Skin clip for eons to come.

I don't want to give too much away, but January Jones is a 19th century something or other somewhere and two cowboys set upon her with a mind toward non-consentual lovemaking when January turns and comes upon them with a gun. Hint: the would be un-gentlemanly type do not come out on top. But we the audience do, for the tops of January Jones are spectacularly bare and I feel myself reaching for my own six-shooter (okay, that's bragging, and not close to true).

Betty Draper topless to open up a Monday -- the stars are truly aligned this morning. Enjoy.

Mr. Skin Breaking Nudes From Sundance: Amanda Seyfried Topless Seven Times in ‘Lovelace’ (VIDEO)

 

Mr. Skin, purveyor of all things skin-revealing on the big and little screen, reports from the Sundance festival with a bevy of bodacious boobtastic news, not the least of which is that our Nordic princess, Amanda Seyfried, will be appearing topless seven times in the upcoming biopic, Lovelace. That's something to live for right there. Throw in the fact that Dakota Fanning is stripping down to her skivvies in Very Good Girls, and news of January Jones flashing her rack for the first time in Sweetwater, and we have some sweet treats to look forward to in the very near future.

Check it all out in the Mr. Skin Minute.

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Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, and Sofia Vergara Lead the Hot Cleavage Displays at Primetime Emmy Awards

I'll say this for non-boob showing television shows, their ladies love to show cleavage during award season for their medium. The million dollar mammaries could not be contained at this weekend's Primetime Emmy Awards, where scores of hotties came decked out in low cut top, or just looking mighty fine, boob tube fantastics such as Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, Heidi Klum, Padma Lakshmi, January Jones, Sofia Vergara, Alexandra Breckenridge, Hayden Panettiere, Julianne Hough, Julie Bowen, Zooey Deschanel, and Claire Danes.

Yes, it was an evening filled with Hollywood patting itself on the back. But a day today for us to remember the best of Hollywood's front side. Enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson, Cameron Diaz, Sofia Vergara Lead List of Hotties at the Met Museum of Art Costume Gala

Now, the last time I got invited to a costume party, I attended the event dressed as one of the members of the Teletubbies, so you can imagine how long ago that way, like three or four years now. And I somehow didn't receive my invitation to the more prestigious, celebrity A-list only Metropolitan Museum of Art annual Costume Gala, that brings out essentially every single top tier star in Hollywood to this swank N.Y.C. dress up event. I bet they're not serving up Gino's Pizza Rolls in that shindig.

While not invited, we still get the benefit of seeing this amazing plethora of sextastic celebs, of which we picked our 15 or so favorites, led by the likes of the super busty hot Scarlett Johansson, ever red carpet stealing Sofia Vergara, Cameron Diaz looking especially bosomy protruding, and Anja Rubik in a dress you will not soon forget, just to name a few.

Check them all out and see who you think would make your hottest virtual prom date. Enjoy.