January Jones

Mr. Skin Breaking Nudes From Sundance: Amanda Seyfried Topless Seven Times in ‘Lovelace’ (VIDEO)

 
By Bill Swift | February 1, 2013 @ 10:03 am
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Mr. Skin, purveyor of all things skin-revealing on the big and little screen, reports from the Sundance festival with a bevy of bodacious boobtastic news, not the least of which is that our Nordic princess, Amanda Seyfried, will be appearing topless seven times in the upcoming biopic, Lovelace. That's something to live for right there. Throw in the fact that Dakota Fanning is stripping down to her skivvies in Very Good Girls, and news of January Jones flashing her rack for the first time in Sweetwater, and we have some sweet treats to look forward to in the very near future.

Check it all out in the Mr. Skin Minute.

(Be sure to get your Ego-discounted Mr. Skin membership for yourself, because there's a good chance your lady may not be getting it for you for Valentine's Day)

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Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, and Sofia Vergara Lead the Hot Cleavage Displays at Primetime Emmy Awards

By Bill Swift | September 24, 2012 @ 8:41 am
Christina Hendricks in a Boobtastic Dress at the 64th Primetime Emmy Awards
Alexandra Breckenridge Black Dress Upskirt at the 64th Primetime Emmy Awards
Heidi Klum Flashes Cleavage and Legs at the 64th Primetime Emmy Awards
Sofia Vergara Shows Curves at the 64th Primetime Emmy Awards
Kat Dennings Shows Red Hot Cleavage at the 64th Primetime Emmy Awards
Christina Hendricks in a Boobtastic Dress at the 64th Primetime Emmy Awards
Julianne Hough Shines at the 64th Primetime Emmy Awards
Hayden Panettiere Looks Exotic at the Primetime Emmy Awards 2012
Padma Lakshmi in a Cleavy Orange Dress at the 64th Primetime Emmy Awards
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I'll say this for non-boob showing television shows, their ladies love to show cleavage during award season for their medium. The million dollar mammaries could not be contained at this weekend's Primetime Emmy Awards, where scores of hotties came decked out in low cut top, or just looking mighty fine, boob tube fantastics such as Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, Heidi Klum, Padma Lakshmi, January Jones, Sofia Vergara, Alexandra Breckenridge, Hayden Panettiere, Julianne Hough, Julie Bowen, Zooey Deschanel, and Claire Danes.

Yes, it was an evening filled with Hollywood patting itself on the back. But a day today for us to remember the best of Hollywood's front side. Enjoy.

PAST EMMY AWARDS HAVE BROUGHT OUT THE SUPER GAGGLE OF HOTTIES
Sofia Vergara at the Emmy Awards
Minka Kelly at the Emmy Awards
Nina Dobrev at the Emmy Awards
Kate Winslet at the Emmy Awards
Dianna Agron at the Emmy Awards
Olivia Munn at the Emmy Awards
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Scarlett Johansson, Cameron Diaz, Sofia Vergara Lead List of Hotties at the Met Museum of Art Costume Gala

By Bill Swift | May 8, 2012 @ 8:50 am
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
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Now, the last time I got invited to a costume party, I attended the event dressed as one of the members of the Teletubbies, so you can imagine how long ago that way, like three or four years now. And I somehow didn't receive my invitation to the more prestigious, celebrity A-list only Metropolitan Museum of Art annual Costume Gala, that brings out essentially every single top tier star in Hollywood to this swank N.Y.C. dress up event. I bet they're not serving up Gino's Pizza Rolls in that shindig.

While not invited, we still get the benefit of seeing this amazing plethora of sextastic celebs, of which we picked our 15 or so favorites, led by the likes of the super busty hot Scarlett Johansson, ever red carpet stealing Sofia Vergara, Cameron Diaz looking especially bosomy protruding, and Anja Rubik in a dress you will not soon forget, just to name a few.

Check them all out and see who you think would make your hottest virtual prom date. Enjoy.

FOR THOSE WHO LUST THE HOT DECKED OUT LADIES, LAST YEAR'S COSTUME GALA
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AND PRIOR YEAR'S: TONS OF A-LIST HOTTIES ALL GOWNED UP
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Battle Red Carpet: Hunger Games Sextastic vs. Mad Men Classic Hotties

By Bill Swift | March 15, 2012 @ 8:29 am
Elizabeth Banks Yellow Sexy at Hunger Games Premiere in London
Jennifer Lawrence Hot Golden Girl at London Hunger Games Premiere
Jennifer Lawrence Hot Golden Girl at London Hunger Games Premiere
Elizabeth Banks Yellow Sexy at Hunger Games Premiere in London
Elizabeth Banks Yellow Sexy at Hunger Games Premiere in London
Jennifer Lawrence Hot Golden Girl at London Hunger Games Premiere
Jessica Pare Looking Hot at the Mad Men Season Premiere
Jessica Pare Looking Hot at the Mad Men Season Premiere
January Jones Glamorous Hot at Mad Men Season Premiere
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Last night featured not one, but two big time red carpet premieres with The Hunger Games debuting in London, where it's sure to be as monster an opening week as in the U.S., and the television series Mad Men celebrating its season premiere at the Cinerama Dome in Hollywood. The spectacularly hot Jennifer Lawrence and the most undoubtedly under-rated veteran hottie Elizabeth Banks just looked one bazillion bucks on the crimson strut-way in London, while the newly MILFtastic January Jones and yet more underrated hotness in the sextastic guise of Jessica Pare held their own, old school style, for the 60's timepiece boob tube season premiere. 

Which duo would you prefer climbing into your limousine after the swank premieres? I started to think of this myself, when suddenly a new fiendish word came to mind -- Fivesome! Enjoy.

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Pink Panters: January Jones Is One Underrated MILF

By Bill Swift | March 8, 2012 @ 8:26 am
January Jones Pink Pants in West Hollywood
January Jones Pink Pants in West Hollywood
January Jones Pink Pants in West Hollywood
January Jones Pink Pants in West Hollywood
January Jones Pink Pants in West Hollywood
January Jones Pink Pants in West Hollywood
January Jones Pink Pants in West Hollywood
January Jones Pink Pants in West Hollywood
January Jones Pink Pants in West Hollywood
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Last Spring when sextastic January Jones was rushing about town with her swollen belly, we had tons of talk about who the baby daddy was, with most people keying in on her X-Men, First Class director, the dude who happens to be married to Claudia Schiffer, and through al the scandal and all the burgeoning mama photos, well, we saw much of January Jones. But not much since the baby arrived. And, we might add, the new boobtastic.

January has kept herself and brand new MILFtastic body under pretty tight wraps; we barely ever see her these days, which is unfortunate, because these rarer shots of the blonde hottie in a sheer white top and some pink jeans give us the glimpse of her swollen milkers and hard-worked return-to-form body beneath. We can only surmise epic views lie beneath. We'll keep our powder dry and lenses at the ready. Enjoy.

WE'D LIKE TO ENJOY JANUARY ALL YEAR ROUND
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January Jones Gets Us Saying Thanks for Hot Girls in Scandalous Affairs

By Bill Swift | November 24, 2011 @ 9:55 am
January Jones, a Sexy Celebrity in a Salacious Scandal
January Jones, a Sexy Celebrity in a Salacious Scandal
January Jones, a Sexy Celebrity in a Salacious Scandal
January Jones, a Sexy Celebrity in a Salacious Scandal
January Jones, a Sexy Celebrity in a Salacious Scandal
January Jones, a Sexy Celebrity in a Salacious Scandal
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How much less fun would life be without sexy celebrities involved in salacious scandals? No, we're not talking fashion faux pas or trashed hotel rooms, we're talking getting knocked up by your X-Men: First Class film director who just happens to be married to Claudia Schiffer. Oh, sure, this is still unconfirmed gossip, albeit, the baby in the stroller and the look on Claudia's face provide some clue that a victimless crime of passion was likely committed at least one evening in a trailer on set, and, well, thanks for that, January Jones. It's one thing to be a hot thespianic, it's another thing to live the Hollywood life down to the juicier parts.

Do take note, January Jones is quickly making her way into new mama hotness (and she'll be on your ballot next week for new MILF of the year). Enjoy.

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Hottie of the Year?

By Jon | October 27, 2011 @ 12:12 pm

Jennifer Lopez hot magazine cover. (FoxNews)

Beyonce cleavy new video. (HuffPo)

Lauren Conrad shows some leg. (GossipCenter)

Why the rest of us drink Gatorade. (CollegeHumor)

Kaley Cuoco is so choice. (GossipCop)

Miranda Kerr in her underwear. (Celebslam)

Why Charlize Theron, January Jones and Blake Lively duking it out? (LaineyGossip)

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