January Jones

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Alyson Hannigan nipple pokes. (DrunkenStepfather)

January Jones bites the dust. (HuffPo)

Former Miss USA gets felt up. (TMZ)

Princess Kate Middleton lands on hottie list. (FoxNews)

Megan Fox angelically hot. (TheSuperficial)

Hot chicks in bikinis. (Break)

Pippa Middleton vs. Chelsy Davy. (GossipCop)

Audrina Patridge goes see-through to the bra for TSA ease of inspection (Celebuzz)

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Reese Witherspoon strokes a mighty trunk. (FoxNews)

Kristen Bell sweet bikini body. (Celebuzz)

January Jones is scary sexy. (HuffPo)

Zooey Deschanel at her hottest. (CityRag)

Kate Upton teases with her mouth. (DrunkenStepfather)

Sofia Vergara squeezes into some tight pants. (Popoholic)

Elsa Pataky perfect bikini goodness. (WWTDD)

January Jones Sextastic Trifecta: 1 Girl, 3 Magazines, 10 Hot Pictures

I can never get enough of January Jones. I mean, we've only barely begun our virtual stalker relationship where I adore every inch of her amazing body and she pretends she doesn't even know my name. What a minx. So when the hottie from Mad Men popped up (no pun intended) in not one, not two, but three magazine pictorials this month, well, April suddenly became very sexy January. Check out the array of sweet awesome J.J. on display in the Sunday Times magazine, Marie Claire, and M2 magazine and see if you don't want to start an unhealthy virtual relationship of your own with January Jones. Enjoy.

January Jones vs. Molly Sims: Better Sweatier Work Out Partner?

Yesterday, at approximately the same time, hottie actress January Jones, swimsuit modeling wet and perfect Molly Sims, and I all went to the gym. Of course, I beelined to the juice bar to get a guava and Ketel One, while the other two ladies went to work their sweet asstastic into a frenzy of body moistness that would ultimately require me to take a second, nay, third shot of Guava One to calm the eyeball-driven male nervous system. But, to see these two sweat in their stretch pants? It's like how I envision heaven to be.

Which one of these two sexy celebs would you rather watch bend, roll, bounce, climb, roll, and step their way into lust-inducing body shapes? There is no wrong answer. Enjoy.

Photo credit: INF Photo

READER FINDS: Jennifer Lawrence Sexy in Esquire Video, Jessica White Nekkid in BULLETT Video, Irina Shayk SI Nipple Slips, January Jones Nipple Slip, and Aly Michalka Bare Asstastic (VIDEO)

 

A million pieces of Egotastic! candy for 'Barry V' who clued us into the behind the scenes video of the recent Jennifer Lawerence super-sexy Esquire photoshoot that I've been ogling about 69 ways to Sunday. Jennifer Lawrence is going to take sexy celebrityville by storm with her hot looks and amazing rack and, well, I almost can't wait.

Big time love-me-some-nekkid-Jessica-White props for Egotastic! fan 'Jeff E.' for pointing us in the direction of this unclothed behind the scenes look at the Jessica White nekkid photoshoot for BULLETT magazine. Wow, double wow. I lust Jessica White in swimsuits. And I double lust her out of swimsuits. Such a sweet body.

 

Egotastic! reader 'Bob W.' may be in the minority here, but he happens to lust Irina Shayk and her hot body, including nipples. So, bless Bob for sharing his love with us and his find of some very delightful Irina Shayk nipple slip caps from one of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit behind the scenes videos. Apparently, these ones got by the SI censors, who love sextastic, but cringe at the sight of nipple wonderment.


And, speaking of amazing nipple slips, thanks to Egotastic! fan 'Elijah S.' for tilting our heads toward this January Jones nipple slip and a view into the amazing chestal regions of this breakout actress slash hottie.

Words can not perhaps describe the feeling that overtook me upon sight of Aly Michalka and her bare-ass cheek. Yes, of course I began with her amazing legs and worked up, but that bare buttside view, even a halfsy ogle, thank you 'Dennis M.' for bringing the steak to the party. Enjoy.

January Jones In Her Little Underthings Is Quite A Joy

Wherefore has my lust for January Jones gone? Wherever it was, it's back, after seeing these Pamela Hanson photos of the Mad Men hottie kind of hanging out in her little outfits around the humble abode. January Jones may not be the type of sexy celebrity to hang around the house in a white tank top and panties, but that's exactly how I've always imagined her, so this is right up my alley. Enjoy.

Jewel Cleavage Edges Out Keri Russell Nipple Poke To Lead Egotastic! Top 10 Hotties at 2010 Emmy Awards

When Gretchen, my six-fingered assistant, awoke me from my Nyquil-induced slumber screaming into the phone about how hot Kate Gosselin looked at the 2010 Emmy Awards, I knew two things: first, I have got to change my cell phone number, and, second, it was going to be a lean year for the sexy at TV's annual award show. Heck, I don't know if my top two picks, Jewel and Keri Russell, are even on TV. For all the effed up nonsense of the movie business, the silver screen has a good leg-up on television when it comes to the hottie factor.

Still, there are some amazing looking woman on the boob tube, many of whom made our list of Top 10 Hotties at the 2010 Emmy Awards, in spite of the fact that a whole lot of this year's small screen ladies sure looked like they were some guy's third string option to the prom circa 1996. Honestly, a shout-out to the dead singer of Blind Melon would not have surprised me in the least.

Here's my Top 10 among the pretty lean crop this season, pictured from left to right: Jewel, Keri Russell, Maria Menounos, Olivia Munn, Christina Hendricks, Eva Longoria, Nina Dobrev, Sofia Vergara, January Jones, and Brooke Burke.

Photo credit: Fame / Splash News