January Jones

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January Jones is quite alluring. (FoxNews)

Kim Cattrall strips off her clothes. (HuffPo)

Gwen Stefani storms France. (GlobalGrind)

Every gamer’s first two crushes. (CollegeHumor)

Elisabetta Canalis in bikini bottoms. (Popoholic)

Pictures of hot chicks. (Break)

Ivanka Trump dresses like Playboy Bunny. (GossipCop)

Who Got January Jones Pregnant (and Made Her Boobs Swell)?

Well, yes, of course, I’m an obvious suspect, albeit, I’m not sure that sitting in my La-Z-Boy ogling sexy January Jones pictures can actually cause her to become pregnant. Everybody kind of has written off former boyfriend, Jason Sudeikis, as the DNA donor, so who?

The Mad Men hottie is not exactly without suitors. Off the top of my head, I can name a couple billion dudes who’d like to at least take a stab at putting January Jones in a motherly way. She was showing off the new life in her belly last night at the Lakers game, where she treated her unborn to courtside seats against the Mavs. Decent start to being a mommy. Still, the search for who banged January Jones into future MILF status continues, while I will continue to try and get Jessica Biel pregnant using only locked bathroom concentration and a copy of her old school Gear magazine photos. Enjoy.

Weekend Links

Alyson Hannigan nipple pokes. (DrunkenStepfather)

January Jones bites the dust. (HuffPo)

Former Miss USA gets felt up. (TMZ)

Princess Kate Middleton lands on hottie list. (FoxNews)

Megan Fox angelically hot. (TheSuperficial)

Hot chicks in bikinis. (Break)

Pippa Middleton vs. Chelsy Davy. (GossipCop)

Audrina Patridge goes see-through to the bra for TSA ease of inspection (Celebuzz)

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Reese Witherspoon strokes a mighty trunk. (FoxNews)

Kristen Bell sweet bikini body. (Celebuzz)

January Jones is scary sexy. (HuffPo)

Zooey Deschanel at her hottest. (CityRag)

Kate Upton teases with her mouth. (DrunkenStepfather)

Sofia Vergara squeezes into some tight pants. (Popoholic)

Elsa Pataky perfect bikini goodness. (WWTDD)

January Jones Sextastic Trifecta: 1 Girl, 3 Magazines, 10 Hot Pictures

I can never get enough of January Jones. I mean, we’ve only barely begun our virtual stalker relationship where I adore every inch of her amazing body and she pretends she doesn’t even know my name. What a minx. So when the hottie from Mad Men popped up (no pun intended) in not one, not two, but three magazine pictorials this month, well, April suddenly became very sexy January. Check out the array of sweet awesome J.J. on display in the Sunday Times magazine, Marie Claire, and M2 magazine and see if you don’t want to start an unhealthy virtual relationship of your own with January Jones. Enjoy.

January Jones vs. Molly Sims: Better Sweatier Work Out Partner?

Yesterday, at approximately the same time, hottie actress January Jones, swimsuit modeling wet and perfect Molly Sims, and I all went to the gym. Of course, I beelined to the juice bar to get a guava and Ketel One, while the other two ladies went to work their sweet asstastic into a frenzy of body moistness that would ultimately require me to take a second, nay, third shot of Guava One to calm the eyeball-driven male nervous system. But, to see these two sweat in their stretch pants? It’s like how I envision heaven to be.

Which one of these two sexy celebs would you rather watch bend, roll, bounce, climb, roll, and step their way into lust-inducing body shapes? There is no wrong answer. Enjoy.

Photo credit: INF Photo

READER FINDS: Jennifer Lawrence Sexy in Esquire Video, Jessica White Nekkid in BULLETT Video, Irina Shayk SI Nipple Slips, January Jones Nipple Slip, and Aly Michalka Bare Asstastic (VIDEO)

 

A million pieces of Egotastic! candy for ‘Barry V’ who clued us into the behind the scenes video of the recent Jennifer Lawerence super-sexy Esquire photoshoot that I’ve been ogling about 69 ways to Sunday. Jennifer Lawrence is going to take sexy celebrityville by storm with her hot looks and amazing rack and, well, I almost can’t wait.

Big time love-me-some-nekkid-Jessica-White props for Egotastic! fan ‘Jeff E.’ for pointing us in the direction of this unclothed behind the scenes look at the Jessica White nekkid photoshoot for BULLETT magazine. Wow, double wow. I lust Jessica White in swimsuits. And I double lust her out of swimsuits. Such a sweet body.

 

Egotastic! reader ‘Bob W.’ may be in the minority here, but he happens to lust Irina Shayk and her hot body, including nipples. So, bless Bob for sharing his love with us and his find of some very delightful Irina Shayk nipple slip caps from one of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit behind the scenes videos. Apparently, these ones got by the SI censors, who love sextastic, but cringe at the sight of nipple wonderment.


And, speaking of amazing nipple slips, thanks to Egotastic! fan ‘Elijah S.’ for tilting our heads toward this January Jones nipple slip and a view into the amazing chestal regions of this breakout actress slash hottie.

Words can not perhaps describe the feeling that overtook me upon sight of Aly Michalka and her bare-ass cheek. Yes, of course I began with her amazing legs and worked up, but that bare buttside view, even a halfsy ogle, thank you ‘Dennis M.’ for bringing the steak to the party. Enjoy.