I’ll say this for non-boob showing television shows, their ladies love to show cleavage during award season for their medium. The million dollar mammaries could not be contained at this weekend’s Primetime Emmy Awards, where scores of hotties came decked out in low cut top, or just looking mighty fine, boob tube fantastics such as Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, Heidi Klum, Padma Lakshmi, January Jones, Sofia Vergara, Alexandra Breckenridge, Hayden Panettiere, Julianne Hough, Julie Bowen, Zooey Deschanel, and Claire Danes.
Yes, it was an evening filled with Hollywood patting itself on the back. But a day today for us to remember the best of Hollywood’s front side. Enjoy.
Now, the last time I got invited to a costume party, I attended the event dressed as one of the members of the Teletubbies, so you can imagine how long ago that way, like three or four years now. And I somehow didn’t receive my invitation to the more prestigious, celebrity A-list only Metropolitan Museum of Art annual Costume Gala, that brings out essentially every single top tier star in Hollywood to this swank N.Y.C. dress up event. I bet they’re not serving up Gino’s Pizza Rolls in that shindig.
While not invited, we still get the benefit of seeing this amazing plethora of sextastic celebs, of which we picked our 15 or so favorites, led by the likes of the super busty hot Scarlett Johansson, ever red carpet stealing Sofia Vergara, Cameron Diaz looking especially bosomy protruding, and Anja Rubik in a dress you will not soon forget, just to name a few.
Check them all out and see who you think would make your hottest virtual prom date. Enjoy.
Last night featured not one, but two big time red carpet premieres with The Hunger Games debuting in London, where it’s sure to be as monster an opening week as in the U.S., and the television series Mad Men celebrating its season premiere at the Cinerama Dome in Hollywood. The spectacularly hot Jennifer Lawrence and the most undoubtedly under-rated veteran hottie Elizabeth Banks just looked one bazillion bucks on the crimson strut-way in London, while the newly MILFtastic January Jones and yet more underrated hotness in the sextastic guise of Jessica Pare held their own, old school style, for the 60’s timepiece boob tube season premiere.
Which duo would you prefer climbing into your limousine after the swank premieres? I started to think of this myself, when suddenly a new fiendish word came to mind — Fivesome! Enjoy.
Last Spring when sextastic January Jones was rushing about town with her swollen belly, we had tons of talk about who the baby daddy was, with most people keying in on her X-Men, First Class director, the dude who happens to be married to Claudia Schiffer, and through al the scandal and all the burgeoning mama photos, well, we saw much of January Jones. But not much since the baby arrived. And, we might add, the new boobtastic.
January has kept herself and brand new MILFtastic body under pretty tight wraps; we barely ever see her these days, which is unfortunate, because these rarer shots of the blonde hottie in a sheer white top and some pink jeans give us the glimpse of her swollen milkers and hard-worked return-to-form body beneath. We can only surmise epic views lie beneath. We’ll keep our powder dry and lenses at the ready. Enjoy.
How much less fun would life be without sexy celebrities involved in salacious scandals? No, we’re not talking fashion faux pas or trashed hotel rooms, we’re talking getting knocked up by your X-Men: First Class film director who just happens to be married to Claudia Schiffer. Oh, sure, this is still unconfirmed gossip, albeit, the baby in the stroller and the look on Claudia’s face provide some clue that a victimless crime of passion was likely committed at least one evening in a trailer on set, and, well, thanks for that, January Jones. It’s one thing to be a hot thespianic, it’s another thing to live the Hollywood life down to the juicier parts.
Do take note, January Jones is quickly making her way into new mama hotness (and she’ll be on your ballot next week for new MILF of the year). Enjoy.
Jennifer Lopez hot magazine cover. (FoxNews)
Beyonce cleavy new video. (HuffPo)
Lauren Conrad shows some leg. (GossipCenter)
Why the rest of us drink Gatorade. (CollegeHumor)
Kaley Cuoco is so choice. (GossipCop)
Miranda Kerr in her underwear. (Celebslam)
Why Charlize Theron, January Jones and Blake Lively duking it out? (LaineyGossip)
Lindsay Lohan hits up the morgue. (GossipCenter)
Damn it, Kaley Cuoco. (HuffPost)
Courtney Stodden gets kicked out of the pumpkin patch. (FoxNews)
Mad Men without January Jones. (CollegeHumor)
Our favorite hipster hottie, Zooey Deschanel. (GlobalGrind)
Selena Gomez vs. Demi Lovato. (Idolator)
Aisha Tyler latest gig. (LaineyGossip)