January Jones

Battle Red Carpet: Hunger Games Sextastic vs. Mad Men Classic Hotties

Last night featured not one, but two big time red carpet premieres with The Hunger Games debuting in London, where it's sure to be as monster an opening week as in the U.S., and the television series Mad Men celebrating its season premiere at the Cinerama Dome in Hollywood. The spectacularly hot Jennifer Lawrence and the most undoubtedly under-rated veteran hottie Elizabeth Banks just looked one bazillion bucks on the crimson strut-way in London, while the newly MILFtastic January Jones and yet more underrated hotness in the sextastic guise of Jessica Pare held their own, old school style, for the 60's timepiece boob tube season premiere. 

Which duo would you prefer climbing into your limousine after the swank premieres? I started to think of this myself, when suddenly a new fiendish word came to mind -- Fivesome! Enjoy.

Pink Panters: January Jones Is One Underrated MILF

Last Spring when sextastic January Jones was rushing about town with her swollen belly, we had tons of talk about who the baby daddy was, with most people keying in on her X-Men, First Class director, the dude who happens to be married to Claudia Schiffer, and through al the scandal and all the burgeoning mama photos, well, we saw much of January Jones. But not much since the baby arrived. And, we might add, the new boobtastic.

January has kept herself and brand new MILFtastic body under pretty tight wraps; we barely ever see her these days, which is unfortunate, because these rarer shots of the blonde hottie in a sheer white top and some pink jeans give us the glimpse of her swollen milkers and hard-worked return-to-form body beneath. We can only surmise epic views lie beneath. We'll keep our powder dry and lenses at the ready. Enjoy.

January Jones Gets Us Saying Thanks for Hot Girls in Scandalous Affairs

How much less fun would life be without sexy celebrities involved in salacious scandals? No, we're not talking fashion faux pas or trashed hotel rooms, we're talking getting knocked up by your X-Men: First Class film director who just happens to be married to Claudia Schiffer. Oh, sure, this is still unconfirmed gossip, albeit, the baby in the stroller and the look on Claudia's face provide some clue that a victimless crime of passion was likely committed at least one evening in a trailer on set, and, well, thanks for that, January Jones. It's one thing to be a hot thespianic, it's another thing to live the Hollywood life down to the juicier parts.

Do take note, January Jones is quickly making her way into new mama hotness (and she'll be on your ballot next week for new MILF of the year). Enjoy.

Hottie of the Year?

Jennifer Lopez hot magazine cover. (FoxNews)

Beyonce cleavy new video. (HuffPo)

Lauren Conrad shows some leg. (GossipCenter)

Why the rest of us drink Gatorade. (CollegeHumor)

Kaley Cuoco is so choice. (GossipCop)

Miranda Kerr in her underwear. (Celebslam)

Why Charlize Theron, January Jones and Blake Lively duking it out? (LaineyGossip)

Dying to Work

Lindsay Lohan hits up the morgue. (GossipCenter)

Damn it, Kaley Cuoco. (HuffPost)

Courtney Stodden gets kicked out of the pumpkin patch. (FoxNews)

Mad Men without January Jones. (CollegeHumor)

Our favorite hipster hottie, Zooey Deschanel. (GlobalGrind)

Selena Gomez vs. Demi Lovato. (Idolator)

Aisha Tyler latest gig. (LaineyGossip)

Weekend Links

Miranda Kerr sexy cover photo. (GossipCenter)

Lindsay Lohan future prisonmates are chomping at the bit. (SocialiteLife)

Is there a bun in the Jessica Simpson oven? (HuffPo)

Did Ashton Kutcher knock up January Jones? (FoxNews)

Brown eyed girls. (TheChive)

Bridget Marquardt complete costume collection. (TheSuperficial)

Have an asstastic birthday, Kim Kardashian. (theFABlife)

Selena Gomez new video. (Idolator)

Bump No More

January Jones body looks damn good considering a human being was just living in there. (SocialiteLife)

Angela Simmons gets (covered) nude for PETA. (HuffPo)

Her marriage might be in trouble, but at least Demi Moore is still hot. (FoxNews)

Avril Lavigne, sexy birthday girl. (Idolator)

Elisabetta Canalis battling it out with Stacy Keibler? (GossipCop)

Salma Hayek loves herself some Puss. (LaineyGossip)

How the effed-up economy is hurting your favorite characters. (Cracked)