Hayden Panettiere

Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pictures Are Purple, Perfect, and Booty Rich

Wow, Hayden Panettiere may be little, but she's starting to grow on me but something fierce. Okay, maybe that process has been happening for the past many years now, but this little hot blonde minx, when she straps on a colorful bikini and flashes her tight little buns, well, it's like falling in lust all over again.

Exhibiting her tight sextastic body in a bikini down in South Florida, Hayden Panettiere reminds us that a discussion of some of the most alluring women in Tinsel Town needs to include her name. Short in stature, but long on giving many many happy feelings. Enjoy.

Hayden Panettiere and Sofia Vergara Lead List of Good Looking Dignitaries at White House Correspondents Dinner

Granted, all politics is boring. My opinion. And anybody who's ever been a part of the Washington D.C. circle knows that those people are perhaps the only people on this planet more full of themselves and their insular lives than Tinsel Town vapid folk. But when you merge the two together for an evening, you are certain to get at least everybody looking their finest.

And how else are you going to get the likes of Hayden Panettiere, Sofia Vergara, Katy Perry, Morena Baccarin, and Irina Shayk all together to talk politics? You can't. At least not in a forum where they'll sit mostly quietly and just look hot. So, kudos to the Washington press corps for this accomplishment. And for letting us peek in. Enjoy.

Hayden Panettiere Bikini Photos Are Crotchily Delicious

Well, I can't take full responsibility for the angle on the mid-lower-bikini portion of Hayden Panettiere in these very latest photos out of Miami, but I also can't not take responsibility. Because when you light candles and give up offerings to a higher power asking to see Hayden's vajayjay, you can't distance yourself completely from the existence of such photos.

Not how we were expecting this prayer to be answered, and we could've used maybe a little slide to the side of the bikin bottoms, but, a crotch granted is a crotch received. Or something like that. So, behold, the bikini body (and parts therein) of the magnificently minxy Hayden Panettiere.

You may now clap with your one free hand. Enjoy.

Hayden Panettiere Still Hot in Glamour

Hayden Panettiere. That little minx just keeps on minxing it up. Over the weekend flashing her bikini body, her relatively new boobs, and her very new engagement ring, and now featured in Glamour magazine, a journal for women that your intrepid reporter might have just 'borrowed' from Dana's Nails down on the Boulevard.

And, of course, without being overtly naughty, Hayden manages to remind everybody that she's just about the most alluring damn thing under 5'2" on this planet. She's hard to shake that Hayden Panettiere, so I've given up trying. Enjoy.

Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pictures Are Pure Purple Goodness

Oh, happy happy minxy hot times as the belustable little Hayden Panettiere stepped out on Miami Beach in a little purple bikini, a somewhat rare skin-baring appearing for the Nashville star and owners of certain anatomical parts of our own personal city.

As you know, Hayden has been endowed with some type of magically sextastic elvish properties that render all who gaze upon this diminutive hottie turned to stone. Throw in a boobtastic and booty show and every man on the beach had suddenly gone rock. But in a good way. Well, embarrassing but happy.

Rumor is that Hayden is now engaged to one of the tall-ass Klitsckho brothers. I can never tell them apart. But dude towers over her by about three feet. I suppose there's some advantage to having your hot girlfriend stand upright to only your waist. But I won't ruin happy engagement thoughts with such sophomoric dirty jokes. Enjoy.

Hayden Panettiere Delivers Petite Girl Passion for Nylon Magazine

What is it about little Hayden Panettiere that drives so many of you admirers into fits of private-time passion? I get it, but I must admit, I don't get it as fervently as some of you always writing letters or penning poems or cutting off your years and such in hopes of seeing more, much more, of this little blonde minx.

Featured in the March edition of Nylon magazine, Hayden puts on a visual display intended primarily for the fairer sex, but a bit of optical wonderment that even the hirsute set can fully embrace and imagine being the guy who got to help Hayden change into her various wardrobe shoots.

Hayden Panettiere has something going on, indeed. And that something is driving many of you quite insane. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, and Heidi Klum Heat Up 2012 American Music Awards Red Carpet

Now, by this time you know how we feel about the Grammys and the American Music Awards and pretty much all other music award shows and their relationship to good music -- zero correlation. Truly. Really. Honestly. And we say that hardly as music snobs, just grown adult males for whom popular music left us long ago, or we left it, either way, we can't stand it any more than a grade schooler can brussel sprouts. It's not natural.

And, yet, there's no denying that the ranks of the pop music world are filled with some of our favorite ladies of the sextastic, some performers, some just omnipresent celebs, all of whom do manage to turn the 2012 American Music Awards into hot-watchable television tonight.

Included in our list of girls who gave us happy wood tonight on the red carpet are Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Heidi Klum, Stacy Keibler, Hayden Panettiere, Jenny McCarthy, and Kesha (what? yep, you heard us right, Kesha, she made herself over so much we got all worked up before we realized it was Kesha -- let's call this one misdirected boner). Enjoy.