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Fernanda Uesler One Piece Swimsuit Hot Body Throwdown on Miami Beach

Interesting. Very interesting. Brazilian sextastic model and beach comber extraordinaire Fernanda Uesler opted to throw her hat into the hottest body on the beach contest in a bright one piece swimsuit rather than a bikini. Granted, this isn’t your granny’s boardwalk bathing suit. Nay, this sleek little body hugging and lady parts revealing number is quite fashion forward. Not to mention other things leaning toward the front as you ogle this fine Sudamericana transplant engaged in the most epic silent body battle in the history of beach-hood.

Fernanda Uesler isn’t just some ‘chick on the beach’. She’s a divine presence flashing her fineries in one-piece style. This could be a complete game changer. And, trust me, this is the most wonderful game ever invented. Enjoy.

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Fernanda Uesler In A Batman Bikini On Halloween

Halloween is over but it doesn’t mean we can’t still enjoy Brazilian model Fernanda Uesler‘s fantastic Batman costume. Well, I guess it’s Batgirl. Or is it Batwoman or Bat-American? I can’t keep up. Either way, the caped crusader has never looked hotter. It’s basically a teeny bikini with the bat symbol on the boobies, a cape, and a mask. The problem with dressing like Batman is that it’s pretty covered up and unsexy, (except for the George Clooney Batman costume that had nipples). But it’s a shame if you have an amazing body like Fernanda to keep it under wraps. That toned stomach, those lovely perky ta-tas, those long silky legs are meant to be seen and appreciated.

I’m sad that Halloween is over. Not just because I’m fat and like candy but because for a couple of weeks a year women dress in underwear and bikinis and call it a costume. Well, there’s always next year.

Fernanda Uesler Bikini Body Tight Tall and Tan Pefection

Well, hello there, Brazilian hottie model splashing about Miami beach as if the ocean spray might just be groping you indecently, that lucky bastard. Fernanda Uesler forever looks beach ready and body perfect. The tall lean and tight bodied model reminds me of a mix between a beach volleyball player and the girl who used to run the Sno-Cone stand at the park when I was a little Egotastic and just beginning to understand the wonders of peeking down her top as she leaned in to scoop. I typically ordered far more than I could afford just for that affect.

Fernanda, your strut, your body, your everything is just absolutely beach sextastic. I wouldn’t change a thing, other than to perhaps change the sky to my bedroom ceiling, lower the lights, and whisper to you in Portuguese something that translates roughly to, ‘and now the butter too is made happy’. Enjoy.

Milena Cardoso and Fernanda Uesler Bikini Brazilian Buddies in Miami

Everybody has their own agenda for improving this planet. My plan involves more hot lithesome Brazilian models walking the earth in tiny bikinis. Laugh all you want, my plan is actually guaranteed to make people happier. Just look at how even Miami Beach has been kicked up a notch by the introduction of so many sextastic models from Sudamericana prance and preening on the beaches most days for no reason other than to spread visual joy and virtual happiness.

Fernanda Uesler and her sultry BFF Milena Cardoso made their way up and down the shoreline fixing each others swimsuits, giggling, laughing, and mostly just making men pleasantly uncomfortable in their swim trunks. A perfect day at the office really for these two suntanned bikini hotties. They need not do anything else and they are already what I would consider society’s givers. Oh, those lovely little tushes, they are really giving the most. Enjoy.

Fernanda Uesler Bikini Pictures Put the Hot Diggety Damn in Hot Brazilian Model Strutting

Don’t get me started on the long line of lovelies out of Brazil currently strolling our sandy shores. If I were a filibustering Senator, I could speak for ten days straight on the sextastic lineage of bikini hotties that come from one of the lands down under the equator, including Fernanda Uesler whose bikini booty and ridiculously hot body has made Miami here home for the time being.

I wish my own abode had the same allure as Miami for these wicked sextastic international models. How nice would it be to wake up each morning to hear the sounds of dozens of crazy tanned and alluring bikini models pulling on their thongs as they chatter in multiple foreign lingos. That’s rhetorical, it would be very nice. Much better than hearing my neighbor Steve from across the balcony groaning about how his pants don’t fit him anymore. Fernanda, come sashay about my living room in your perfectly fitting two piece swimsuits. Save me from Steve. Pretty please. Enjoy.

Fernanda Uesler, Thy Bikini Name Is Sultry Passion

Sometimes I just look at a sultry hot Brazilian woman and I melt into a quivering mass of room temperature Jell-O. And when they look back, it’s complete dissolve to the molecular level. Just look at Brazilian born hottie model Fernanda Uesler posing for a bikini hot body shoot in Miami. That body, that bottom, that look of lust inducement. It’s just so crazy hot. It’s only with the utmost of self-restraint that I don’t unleash my full powers of manliness upon Fernanda, because we’re both professionals.

I know everyday people remind us to be more thankful for all the good things in our life. It’s solid advice to keep yourself focused on the positive. As for me, I’m focusing on Fernanda for a little while longer. I feel more than grateful to live in a world with millions of good looking ladies. Imagine being a snail. Enjoy.

Fernanda Uesler and Her Perfected Bikini Body Are Back Playing Beach Volleyball

We saw Fernanda Uesler working out on the beach yesterday, today she’s involved in more aerobic and muscle training by way of some intense beach volleyball action along the Miami shoreline. She’s Brazilian, so you know right off the bat she’s going to look amazing in a bikini and also be a ringer volleyballer. They do grow their tall hot setters and spikers down Brazil way.

There’s really never been a fine sport invented than women’s beach volleyball. I sure do love me some NFL, but if my executioner gives me 30 minutes of last sporting event to watch, I might just go with hottie Latinas in bikinis bumping the ball around the sand in their booty clinging bikinis. That or pro bowling. Enjoy.