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Fernanda Uesler Bikini Body Tight Tall and Tan Pefection

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bill-swift - October 30, 2014

Well, hello there, Brazilian hottie model splashing about Miami beach as if the ocean spray might just be groping you indecently, that lucky bastard. Fernanda Uesler forever looks beach ready and body perfect. The tall lean and tight bodied model reminds me of a mix between a beach volleyball player and the girl who used to run the Sno-Cone stand at the park when I was a little Egotastic and just beginning to understand the wonders of peeking down her top as she leaned in to scoop. I typically ordered far more than I could afford just for that affect.

Fernanda, your strut, your body, your everything is just absolutely beach sextastic. I wouldn't change a thing, other than to perhaps change the sky to my bedroom ceiling, lower the lights, and whisper to you in Portuguese something that translates roughly to, 'and now the butter too is made happy'. Enjoy.



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