Fernanda Uesler Bikini Show for the Gentleman Oglers of Miami

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bill-swift - January 22, 2014

The more Brazilians the better as far as I'm concerned. I mean, maybe not all the soccer players and such, but tall sultry ridiculously hot bikini models moving up to our nation's shores, yes, bring it on and on.

Fernanda Uesler is about as perfect a a bikini body gets. I know, I've inspected so many without any permission through the years. Her statuesque form like a beacon of the sextastic along the shores of South Florida, calling sailors to their end upon the rocks I suppose mostly. That smile, that hair, the tan, the body, the skin, it's all working ever so perfectly for me. I wonder if she'd let me be her bikini tie boy, traveling the world with her making bows with her bottoms and tops. I could do that for a living, or just to feel alive. Enjoy.